Some USC Coaching Mottos For Next Season

We’re No. 1 (with the most offensive coaches in the country)

Defensive coaches, we don’t need no stinkin’ defensive coaches

Our 3 defensive assistants are better than all of yours

How many offensive assistants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

15 thoughts on “Some USC Coaching Mottos For Next Season

  1. Do you have any good constructive comment for Lane Kiffin instead of all these negative comments.

    • bennie….perhaps you could lead the charge and start a list of ADMIRABLE QUALITIES exhibited by Goat Boy. Just saying….(why does that “JUST SAYING” crap continue to sound so QUEER?)
      fit on torgans

  2. You, my friend, are a pathetic loser with no journalistic skills. Your attempt to be funny is, well not funny.

  3. Get a life, wolfman, you’re now the #1 troll on this site!

    Sorry bucket, I dropped you down to #2 for the time being

  4. Wolf it would have been better if, how many assistants does it take to call and execute a play? For the rest of the Wolf haters he’s making a good point. This coaching balance between offense and defense is off as much as Lame is on a good day.

  5. It all makes sense when the plan is for us to only be on defense no more than 10 minutes a game. It takes Kiffin 28 seconds to get a play in so with penalties and time outs, we need more offensive coaches to keep track for Kiffin which way the ball is going and which page of the menu he is on. I can totally see why we have backs coach as passing coordinator now. The QB is a back. Duh!!

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