Some USC Coaching Mottos For Next Season

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We’re No. 1 (with the most offensive coaches in the country)

Defensive coaches, we don’t need no stinkin’ defensive coaches

Our 3 defensive assistants are better than all of yours

How many offensive assistants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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  • http://www.facebook.com/ryan.morris.108 Ryan Morris

    Maybe leave the comedy to professionals…

  • TrojanFamily

    This is so unfunny you’d think Dane Cook wrote it.

    • Independent_George

      Ha! That is funny. Wolfie, take notes.

  • Bill

    Will all have Denny’s menus?

    • TrojanFan

      No Bill, yours is a jack in the box menu

  • Bill

    Instead of “Fear the Visor”, it will be “Fear the Menu” this year!!

  • Benny

    Do you have any good constructive comment for Lane Kiffin instead of all these negative comments.

    • ThaiMex

      bennie….perhaps you could lead the charge and start a list of ADMIRABLE QUALITIES exhibited by Goat Boy. Just saying….(why does that “JUST SAYING” crap continue to sound so QUEER?)
      fit on torgans

  • http://twitter.com/FatBooster Joe Blow

    You forgot one. How many coaches hate the @$$hole at the Daily News?

  • TrojanNation

    You, my friend, are a pathetic loser with no journalistic skills. Your attempt to be funny is, well not funny.

  • http://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charles Bucket

    HAWR-HAWR!!!

    dynamite stuff, wolfman!!

    man, do you ever run out of humiliating kicks in the crotch for Kiff??

    he shouldda NEVER come back!!!!

    • TrojanFan

      Go put your head back in the hole, and get the butt dart board up in the air

  • TrojanFan

    Get a life, wolfman, you’re now the #1 troll on this site!

    Sorry bucket, I dropped you down to #2 for the time being

  • WingsHD

    Wolf it would have been better if, how many assistants does it take to call and execute a play? For the rest of the Wolf haters he’s making a good point. This coaching balance between offense and defense is off as much as Lame is on a good day.

  • steveg

    It all makes sense when the plan is for us to only be on defense no more than 10 minutes a game. It takes Kiffin 28 seconds to get a play in so with penalties and time outs, we need more offensive coaches to keep track for Kiffin which way the ball is going and which page of the menu he is on. I can totally see why we have backs coach as passing coordinator now. The QB is a back. Duh!!