A Fun Game Comparing USC’s Coaches

I challenge you to read this quote again from Pat Haden and in the comments section tell me what positive attributes cited about Andy Enfield would be applied to Lane Kiffin?

“He has a consistent and proven record of success for more than 15 years in college and the NBA. He is a respected teacher who develops his players on the court and sees them excel in the classroom, he is a noted shooting coach, he is a relentless recruiter and he has integrity and great character.

“Those in the basketball world have known of his abilities for a while. His brand of basketball — an up-tempo offense and a stingy defense — is fun for players to play and fans to watch. He is an excellent fit at USC who will resonate well with our players, our fans and our community.”

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  • MichiganTrojan

    “And he bats way above his average in the wife department.”

    • http://4chan.org/ m00t

      On this front, I kind of like where his head’s at.

    • http://twitter.com/mpawong1968 Michael Paul Wong

      Yes, Amanda may be the new Layla.

  • SCFTBL1

    Kiffin likes to not answer questions and gives evasive answers when honesty and candor are the simplest path. Is that the point?

    • ThaiMex

      Two Passes to next weeks event are in the mail.
      Most excellent post!
      fit on southern Cal (no disrespect to CAL intended)

  • uscbkbfuture

    Like Kiffin, it’s a safe hire. The results will probably be about the same. Both are very good x and o guys. Both are well respected. Both are good recruiters. Both are great assistant coaches. Both will eventually be coaching at the next level. Both are .500 level head coaches. I guess for us now that is considered “a consistent and proven record of success.” Starting to feel like the 1990′s all over again.

    • MichiganTrojan

      The 90s technically began with Baby Jordan, Duane Cooper and a No.2 seed in the tourney. Things began to regress when Raveling had to step down for medical reasons.

    • http://4chan.org/ m00t

      A guy who has one year with a winning record is a safe hire?

  • Swoll Francis

    i will answer the question.

    kiffin has a consistent and proven record of success in the NBA. FACT.

    kiffin develops his players on the court and is a noted shooting coach, and his brand of basketball — an up-tempo offense and a stingy defense — is fun for players to play and fans to watch. DOUBLE-FACT.

    kiffin should coach BOTH the football and basketball teams. INDISPUTABLE FACT.

  • http://www.facebook.com/charles.smackula Vladimir Smackula

    Vhat??? Are you Dumies kiddink me? Haff you effer SEEN a pretty ghoul before?? Und you alreaty know her name? Creeeeeeepy!

    I sink you ARE 7th graders!

    AH! AH! AH!

    If you see her at zee game vhat are you goink to do VET your pants??

    AH! AH! AH!