The Most Happy Athletic Director

Forget about hiring Andy Enfield, tonight is athletic director Pat Haden’s debut in the USC musical, “The Most Happy Fella,” at the Bing Theatre. I suspect Lane Kiffin will have his coaching staff attend just like their recent en masse appearances at Pro Day and Enfield’s press conference.

If you want to attend, here’s all the information.

16 thoughts on “The Most Happy Athletic Director

  1. MG wouldn’t be caught, dead or alive, in something like this. Is this what Max Nikias wants in an AD? When does Haden put on tights & tutu’s?

    • Word is, Chuckles has a one “man” show called “One Note Charlie: a Cadre and a dream.” He plays all the parts and just repeats the same line over and over again. Sadly, it closed after one night when patrons reported the immoral things he did to a life-sized FatHead of Matt Barkley. He kept shouting “come back on my fourth quarter!” while pleasuring himself with a stuffed Traveler doll. Charges pending.

  2. Lighten up Francis, let the guy have some fun! He’s an athletic director not the Director of the FBI for goodness sakes!

  3. Puss in Boots (aka Guy Smiley aka Bob Oso) Haden is an embarrassment to Trojans that care about athletics and that care about SC’s image. What a lame twit.

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