Tailback U. Now Wants To Be Called Wide Receiver U.


You can almost imagine some in the athletic dept. sitting around trying to one-up UCLA’s decision last week to label itself Linebacker U. It was ridiculous for UCLA to do it but now we have a reactionary video from USC. In the old days, USC used to consider itself above the fray but now it is happy to be as common as everyone else.
Considering the tradition of the Tailback U. moniker, why try to add another label?

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  • USC owns the Rose Bowl

    It’s not like it isn’t true. Keyshawn Johnson, Mike Williams, Dwayne Jarrett, Robert Woods and now Marqise Lee maybe even Nelson Agholor breaks onto the national radar.

    • Charlie Bucket

      Williams was a bust, Jarrett was a BIGGER bust (1 career TD) and Keyshawn spends his days battling with Justin Bieber (and losing)!!!!

      Woods unfortunately will probably never recover his quick step thanks to Southen Cal injecting his ankle with gallons of Toredol, too bad, he’s a classy kid, couldda made a good Bruin.

      so maybe Big Flop U is more accurate!!!!!

      • L’Angelo Misterioso

        Can you list great ucla WR’s ?

        • gotroy22

          You mean like Rosario and Embree ?

        • B.Miller

          Crickets…

        • Jethro G Sabbath

          No, he can’t.

          • Charlie Bucket

            the list is too long to go into detail here, but lets start with some schoolin’…Mel Farr!!!

            he had a Hall of Fame career with the Detroit Lions AND he sang backup on Marvin Gaye’s classic
            album, “What’s Going On”

            sha-BOOM!!

          • Joe Blow

            Mel Farr???? What a joke. A typical thug stealing TV sets.

          • Trojan Hoarse

            Jamie Farr (aka Klinger) was a better player than Mel………

          • TrojanFan

            Bucket has to go all the way back to the leather helmet era, lame!!!

          • Jethro G Sabbath

            Did he play in a leather helmet?

        • Trojan Hoarse

          How about that legendary SF 49er, J.J. Chokes?….ERRR… I mean Stokes?……Philadelphia Eagle Fred Mitchell (Federal Tax Fraud, dead beat dad for failure to pay child support and marijuana trafficking)?……Danny (white men CAN jump) Farmer (he was also a very good volleyball player)?….

      • ThaiMex

        Chucker….YOU ARE THE HOMBRE! Truer words were never spoken. When will the RAH RAH’s start boasting about the upcoming football recruiting class (just like last year!). #1 to UN, hahahaha!
        Fit UN Silly Torgans!

        • USC owns the Rose Bowl

          BTW, how are all those great NFL Hall-of-fame receivers from UCLA doing? lol.
          Ok I’m done. Stopped by the site for the first time in a long while, but now that I see it’s still the same no-life, (every day same sh!t) children, I’m out. Peace.

      • USC owns the Rose Bowl

        Um…. that whole “U” part of the title referred to University… as in college football not NFL. Nice try though. Get a life.

  • Charlie Bucket

    what ‘choo talkin’ ’bout, wolfman???

    it’s YESTERDAY U!!!!

    and that’s the name of that tune!!

  • RememberTheFreedomBowl

    Wouldn’t Bubble Screen U be more appropriate recently ?

  • Spedjones

    1 to “U”n

    • B.Miller

      when was the last time UCLA was number 1?

      • Trojan Hoarse

        How about the “new look” UCLA football uniforms?……pic.twitter.com/PVzIXYNxkK

        • B.Miller

          the new unis are cute.. Baby Blue for Baby brother..

      • TrojanFan

        The archives don’t go back at far

    • Joe Blow

      1954

    • TrojanFan

      Is that all you got, lame!!!

  • Bill Wize

    How about “Idiot U” or “Imbecile U” because those two words are what best describe those associated with the institution and football program. I have never seen more pathetic forms of life than I do when I make an appearance on this blog. It is a joke, and conversing with me through this blog is probably the most meaningful experience any of you will ever have. I am a paragon, a true model of excellence and perfection. You will all learn.

    Bill

    • B.Miller

      Bill,
      Jealous much?

      • Bill Wize

        I am never jealous of those who are beneath me.

        Bill

        • B.Miller

          Yet your on a USC website running your mouth to make yourself feel better..
          Its ok if that helps you through your day

    • Joe Blow

      Kiss @$$ Willie. I’m tire of having to satisfy your wife. I’m done. She’s a pig.

    • TrojanFan

      CARTOONS!!!

  • Danny S

    We still got a slew of trolls patrolling USC websites. I guess all that success has left a lasting bucket of hatred. Fight On! USC still has the most players in the hall of fame and you might as well add Polamalu and C. Mathews to the list. Suck it Bruin fans!

  • Golden Trojan

    Tailback U, Linebacker U, Quarterback U, Yes, Wide Receiver U, and add, Safety U, O Line U, D Line U! True Wolf, USC doesn’t need to respond, our history is too rich and deep to dignify FUCLA with a response.

    • marvgoux1

      Exactly.

    • Ben Factor

      Over the years, not many positions weren’t manned at one point or another by superstars. Right now, WR has become the most noticeable, so I see why someone might have the idea for that video.

      But I agree–there is no need for any response, but only to nurture more excellence. The rest will take care of itself.

  • B.Miller

    Already called it …

  • B.Miller

    Lets be honest? what sounds more logical. USC calling itself Wide Receiver U or FUCLA calling themselves Linebacker U?

    I think the USC Claim has more to stand on (FACTUAL WISE) than FUCLA’s …

    Only talk facts, and not bullsh*t!

    • Spedjones

      Sanction U? 38-28 U? sUn bowl brawl U? Kiffen U? Decommit U? Weeeee!

      • FIGHTONtoVICTORY

        LOL bragging about a 10 pt win over a subpar team. 50-0, NEVER FORGET

        • marvgoux1

          Subpar? We were preseason #1.

      • Joe Blow

        Nothing but 1954 1/2 U?

      • B.Miller

        you know what is so impressive.. is that you know so much about USC.. Because I know absolutely nothing about FUCLA..
        Like when the last time FUCLA won the Pac 10? now Pac 12. When was the last time FUCLA went to a BCS bowl?

        Don’t worry.. We’ll Wait?

        • TrojanFan

          Hey B.Miller, keep coming with the crotch kicks!!!

          sha-BOOM!!

  • CardinalnGold

    Lets just call them “NFL U” and be done with it.