• number 16 on the Earth, UCLA is!

    but number ONE in the Universe, they are!

    the Force is strong with the Bruins, i sense.

    much fear i sense in the torgans!

    fear leads to anger.

    anger leads to hate.

    hate leads to suuuuffering.

  • WEB_Dupree

    I believe it was BruinRob who loved to trumpet these rankings on this blog. It is a weird list. UC Berkeley ahead of Yale, Princeton, and the University of Chicago? UC San Diego ahead of Duke?! Illinois ahead of Northwestern? Arizona State ahead of Brown? UC Irvine way, way ahead of Rice? If only USC had applied for more patents!

    • marvgoux1

      USF ahead of USC told me it was a joke.

      • ThaiMex

        We get it guys….the ONLY LIST that makes any sense, is the ONE that has SUCks at the top.

        BTW. Cal, UCLA, UCSD, UCSF, and UCSB are all ranked ahead of YOU BONEHEADS. SOME private schools are over rated!
        fit UN torgans!

        • Joe Blow

          #1 was Mrs. Bucket….on the PIG list.

          • TrojanFan

            I saw that list, bucket sure was proud!!!

          • Joe Blow

            You would be too if you had that FAT of a pig in bed every night! Oink! Oink! Oink!

  • Spedjones

    Congrats trogies – you’re still above Colorado!

  • Anonymous

    Any poll that as ASU above rice and dartmouth should not be taken seriously.

  • Ben Factor

    If you don’t like this list, look at USNews. USC has come a long way since I was a little boy in Los Angeles, and all of you who are alumni should feel very good about it. UCLA is a very good university as well.

    It’s good for the graduates and students, it’s good for the city.

    As to Scott’s last question, how many of you wish that you had instead attended Alabama? That says it all.

    • gotroy22

      When was SC a “little boy”? We were a university for 50 years before they built Royce Hall!

      • ThaiMex

        50 year head start?…..How come you TRAIL in TOTAL NATIONAL TITLES?
        fit UN torgans!

        • TrojanFan

          Interesting, USC men are up 20 plus on the ruin boys

          Compare apples to apples, eliminate the softball titles and you’re in third place…hahaha!!!

          PS….The NCAA was founded in 1906…..nice try you piece of shlt!!!


          • Joe Blow

            Glad you’re back. Most of the quacks are Fucla pukes.

            Hey ThaiBean…1954

          • B.Miller


      • Spedjones

        academically, SC’s been a little boy for all but about the last 10 years. Anyone who applied to SC before the early 2000’s was basically accepted sight unseen. Everybody knows this.

        • Joe Blow

          Too bad your daddy didn’t have any money. GED? AA? Or are you just plain S T U P I D ?

          • TrojanFan

            He checked “all of the above”….LOL!!!

      • Ben Factor

        I was a little boy growing up in L.A., and if USC was the #24 university in the country, it was not publicized. The image for me was “party school for rich kids”, with some good sports teams.

        And UCLA didn’t have a big rep either. Any high school grad with a B average could attend there.

        Cal had the big rep, despite being open to the same B students.

        Maybe I was just misinformed.

  • Bill Konther

    8 of the top 40 are in California. Pretty impressive.

  • B.Miller

    Yeah, but what school has the hotter women?

    • TrojanFan

      For bucket, it’s which school has the hottest men.

      He’s all about trolling the men’s showers

  • TrojanFan

    On all of bucket’s comments, including his faux handles, the upvotes are all from guests, truly pathetic

    If the could suck his own 8===D he would do it….hahaha!!!

    • Joe Blow

      He does!

  • TrojanFan

    Hey Count YoBuck, is that you bucket?