Joke Of The Day

Continental Tires was named the “Official Tire of USC  Athletics,” today. Does that mean they will deflate your tires for free at all Coliseum games?

24 thoughts on “Joke Of The Day

  1. Ladies and Gentleman, Scott Wolf!
    Please make sure to tip your servers. They work hard filling your two drink minimum.
    Scott Wolf, the Dane Cook of USC athletics.

  2. No, Wolf… YOU are the official “TIRE” of USC…. we are so freaking tired of your act…….an act which deflates even the last shred of optimism that we might be able enjoy…..

  3. wolfman, you are ON FIRE, man!!!
    (El Lobo Macho, es en FUEGO, hombre!!!)

    two days till the Inscrutable Chow-Chow opens up a big can of PAYBACK!!!!

    wolfman, once the losses start piling up, things could get UGLY around here!!!

    but don’t worry the CADRE has your BACK!!!

    keep those trOXan crotch kicks COMING!!

    • how much confidence should Wolf have in a guy who doesn’t have the stones to even stand by his own posts? Bucket is clearly a eunuch who has to hide behind multiple logins.

  4. This blog needs to start a “Would You Like to Take That Back?” segment like they do on Kevin & Bean.

  5. Glad the title Joke of the Day is up there so I can look for some humor, but didn’t find it!

  6. Scott: Given there is a USC game in two days, perhaps we can we have a story on their opponent? Analyze the Hawaii team. Interview Norm Chow on the phone. Many on this blog (me included) believe Norm was instrumental to USC’s early success and would like to read how he is turning around the Hawaii program.

  7. Cool.

    Since Scott-baby opened up the gates to stupid tire jokes, I have a tire joke:

    Why did the dumb blonde have tire marks on her back?
    Because she saw the sign said “Don’t Walk,” so she tried to crawl across the street.

  8. Wolf – you are the joke of the day, week, month, and year. You represent what this country and society have turned into…fat, lazy, bald, and talk with a lisp. Can’t wait for one of your video’s coming up with that Hawaiian chick who likes the domers.

  9. No Scott, we get our tires deflated for free around the coliseum. It means they will INflate them for free, you know, blow them back up…there’s that special word “blow” just for you Scotty.

    • Actually, and with all due respect, most of the “facts” that Wolf reports ARE a joke……

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