Lane Who?

KIFFIN.WITTEKMonday was the first day of school for USC students. A group walked by reporters after practice and asked who we had waited to interview?

“Lane Kiffin,” I replied.

“Is he a freshman?’’ a student said.

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  • Goatboy Kiffin

    some coaching legend Goatboy has become LMAO

  • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

    sugary SWEEEEET, wolfman!!!!
    you don’t make ‘em up, paly!!!!
    ah-Hoo-Hoo-HOOOOOOOO!

  • Joe Blow

    Just shows how STUPID Wolf is. I’ll bet those kids are laughing their @$$ off at his stupidity.

  • Trojan Hoarse

    Should have asked them if they knew who “Scott Wolf” was…..they would have asked the authorities to invoke Megan’s Law……….

  • L’Angelo Misterioso

    LOL, too funny. I see only Moe and Curly responded, where’s Larry ?

    • Trojan Hoarse

      Can you tell us how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?…….

      • L’Angelo Misterioso

        You’re on skid row, can’t help you.

        • Trojan Hoarse

          Pass the salt, fellow loser…..

    • TrojanFan

      Third finger in!

      • L’Angelo Misterioso

        There’s Larry !!!

        • Trojan Hoarse

          Mary had a little LAM……….

  • Chad Parker

    Comedian is added to the stellar resume. Horrible beat writer, degenerate gambler & comedian. Daily News needs to end this shock jock reporting/comedy. It’s boring and will become extinct when USC is 6-0 heading into the game with ND. Fight on Wolfie!

    • Jethro G Sabbath

      Don’t forget soccer jersey collector and cheerleader stalker

      • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

        guy stops another guy entering a restaurant.
        “Don’t go in there the food is terrible and the service is worse!!”
        “it’s real bad huh?”
        “trust me, i eat here three times a day!! it’s the WORST!!”

        • Jethro G Sabbath

          If I eat at this restaurant three times a day, you work 90 hours a week here and sleep in the pantry.

  • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

    the wolfman will be here long, LOOOOOOOONG after Kiff is gone!!!

    you can take that to the BANK!! (jabbing finger)

    • Trojan Hoarse

      Moody’s Threatens to Cut Credit Ratings of Banks…….

    • TrojanFamily

      true. It’s not like Wolf will ever be promoted to a newspaper that has a circulation greater than a 100 or so.

  • TrojanFan

    DlCK!…enough said

  • http://www.lolz.com/ Doink The Clown

    It’s like reading a ucla football message board on here lately. You can’t even call this an attempt at humor anymore, I’ve heard better jokes from a high school freshman.

    I’ll gladly take over this “blog” for half the pay, experience and education of any kind are clearly not required. Plus most of the news you have to report comes from items posted on twitter earlier in the day.

  • BruinBulldog

    Based on the average Trojan intellect, this kid is an honor student.

  • B.Miller

    Is this another attempt at putting down Kiffin? Because this is a very lame post..
    Wolf its LOS ANGELES! The city does not live and breath college football.

  • Golden Trojan

    Real Story: A group of Chinese computer science exchange students walked by and asked if Viturbi was on campus to be interviewed? Wolf replies, “football coach, Lane Kiffin”. Interpreter asks, “What’s football?”

  • Stu Azole

    I feel for poor Wolfie. All the disgruntled SUC fans turning on the messenger. Typical bandwaggon trogies.

    • Trojan Hoarse

      This has absolutely nothing to do with “bandwagon trogies”…..you apparently don’t care if your news is pre-digested for you by FOX or CNN…..their “messages” are a bit biased, no?……Wolf reports his “news” filtered through the prism of yellow journalism… inflammatory writing at its best….. if you want to “feel for poor Wolfie”, have at it……

      • marvgoux1

        Save us your lib preaching.

        • Trojan Hoarse

          Goux goux, ga ga…….last I checked, there is still freedom of speech. ….even for you……

  • marvgoux1

    The rah rahs missed the point of the joke. SC has raised it’s academic standing so high we have lots of nerds now that don’t follow sports.

  • Cheap seats

    This confirms my suspicions. Wolf doesn’t (or rarely) attends practice which explains his lack of insight. He merely attends the last minute so he can do the presser.

    If someone is waiting in an area accessible by regular students, it’s OUTSIDE of Howard Jones field. Press credentials or VIP invitations are needed to get past the wall. Many of the journalists wait along the wall opposite of Dedouix field.

    Like my detective work? LOL