Lou Holtz Cannot Resist Taking Shots At USC

Former Notre Dame coach Lou Holtz spoke at the big Friday pep rally on campus today and of course could not refrain from taking some shots at USC.
Here’s his quotes: “I want you to go tell Southern Cal to bring a lunch because it’s going to be a long ass day for them.
“Now USC stands for University of Spoiled Children. Most of the football players chose USC over UCLA because it’s easier to spell.”

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  • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

    HAWR-HAWR!!!!!

    Dr Lou, es en FUEGO hombre!!!
    (Dr. Lou, you’re on FIRE, man!!!)

    cleary, Dr Lou KNOWS how the trOXans panties get all TWISTED when you say Southern Cal!!
    thanks for the GUMBALL, wolfman!!!!

    • Rusty Buckets

      Remember when Holtz attended the ND rally before the ucla-ND game in South Bend a few years ago? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Irrelevant then, irrelevant forever.

  • SCFTBL1

    Granny Holtz needs to change his Depends.

    • TrojanFan

      Bucket claims him as a brother, pathetic!

  • Hey SUC’s

    Way to go Coach Holtz. SUC is also easier to remember than UCLA.

  • Hey SUC’s

    BTW, SUC fans. Those of you who found Enfield’s UCLA slow game crack amusing, should ck. out the featured slow game (Zack Levine) video on inside UCLA. Enfield’s got his work cut out for him.

    • Jethro G Sabbath

      Sorry but people here have better things to do than trolling UCLA sites.

      • ProbationU

        You may want to talk to Joe Blow about that. He lives on the Bruin blog.

        • Trojan Hoarse

          we should probably start charging Hey SUC rent on this blog…..he is obviously homeless

          • Hey SUC’s

            Obvious how THore? Please try to stay with the “….he is obviously homeless” bit point THore.

        • Hey SUC’s

          Joey Latent doesn’t live, he oozes.

      • Hey SUC’s

        Reread my post again six times Jet Bong. Use your finger to frame each word. This will improve you reading comprehension.

        • Jethro G Sabbath

          I got it the first time

    • Rusty Buckets

      Fear the gap!

      • Hey SUC’s

        The distance between your ears is too thin for any gaps.

  • The Capper

    It’s sad to see dementia take over what used to be a sharp mind.

  • realtrojan

    Senile??? lol.

    • Trojan Hoarse

      More like penile and juvenile. …

      • Hey SUC’s

        THore, what sad life you lead. You continually projectile vomit your life story. Save your personal secrets for your fictional autobiography. Fudgesicle?

  • john wolcott

    Holtz reminds me of the SUCLA bloggers– they all love to amuse themselves with nagging about SC

    At least Holtz was inventive with his one good line– the part about USC being easier to spell.

  • marvgoux1

    Let’s start a new streak today!.

  • WEB_Dupree

    “Now UEshShe shtandsh for Univershity of Shpoiled Children. Mosht of the football
    playersh chose UEshShe over USheLA becaushe it’sh eashier to shpell.”

    There, now you can really feel like you heard it in person!

    • Trojan Hoarse

      He ain’t no Sean Connery ….

    • Joe Blow

      Nice. At least Trojans have their original teeth.

      • Hey SUC’s

        Joey Latent, up for air are you?

        • Joe Blow

          Yep, I’ll let you know when your wife comes up.

        • TrojanFan

          SUC’s choice would be a hairy a$$hole!

    • Hey SUC’s

      WEB dope. Scroll down to Jack B replies to Helen. Facts always confuse SUC fans.

      • WEB_Dupree

        Frankie says relax.

      • Jack B

        Fact: Stanford abused the Little Gutties today just as us USC folk predicted. We knew the Little Gutties couldn’t cut it against a decent team. You must have Duck fever. Us Trojans spell that WIPE OUT!

    • https://www.facebook.com/vlad.smackula Count Smackula

      Makink shport of zee vay somevun talks? Zhat is wery colt!

      I vould remint you of zee vey your Agink’ Cajun zounds like!

      AH! AH! AH!

      • WEB_Dupree

        Just don’t get between Coach O and a plate of french fried pertaters.

      • TrojanFan

        Lay off the sauce, you sound like a fucing idiot!

        Dementia is some nasty stuff!!!!

  • rusoviet

    Clown reminds me of Eleanor Clift on the McLaughlin Report. All the ‘guests’ have a clause embedded in their agreement to not knock her on her back end or they won’t be invited back – has to be the same for Mark May.

    He ‘quit’ the Jets as their HC with one game to go on a stellar 3-10 run in 1976.

    His nickname is ‘granny’ and his sole claim to fame is winning the last NC for good ole ‘Notre Dame’ 25 years ago in 1988.

    Speaks volumes of the lack of coaches that have succeeded him and proof of some old fool whose one moment of success is completely overshadowed by his need to – once again- join ucla my sucla in mocking USC.

    How’d you like to have this moron as our ex-coach?

    • Hey SUC’s

      I guess you forgot the Goat was yanked off the team bus an fired somewhere between an LAX parking lot and a secret room. Somewhat similar, is last year’s SUC Sombrero Bowl locker room fight that didn’t actually happen. And, did Holtz ever fill ND footballs with Helium? Fudgesicle on comerade.

  • Jack B

    Lyin’ Lou (his nickname among college coaches), just like the UCLA trolls who live here every day, just can’t get USC out of their heads. The act is old, always predictable. An embarrassing, classless speech about spelling, lunch pails and God’s mother. It must be very tough to grow old for some.

    • Hey SUC’s

      Az State 62 – SUC Fudgesicles 41 or even better, Wash. St. 10 – Kiffy’s Goats 7. Jackie Boy, it must be very tough on SUC fans to watch SUC FB bottom feed. Need a Fudgesicle?

      • TrojanFan

        Stanford 24 ruins 10…. SUC’s, it must be very tough on FUCLA fans to watch RUIN FB get manhandled. Need a Fudgesicle(no salt added)?

  • Helen

    For someone who makes a living as an independent sports analyst he made some pretty stupid comments. I wonder what ESPN is thinking about this. The spelling joke was very funny but hurtful and not football related – I guess he still remembers USC spanking his little hiney back in the days.

    • Jack B

      Actually, USC only beat Holtz one time, his last contest against USC in 1996, I think. Unfortunately, Holtz owned the Trojans. His Tony Rice, Jerome Bettis-type athletes were too much. Holtz always placed great emphasis on this rivalry and made his players take written exams on the history of the match-up.

    • Hey SUC’s

      The kitten pounces.

  • Brad Hutchings

    Whatever Lou. Notre Dame stands for yo momma.

    • Hey SUC’s

      A fine example of pit bull humor.

  • rusoviet

    Consider the tidal change – years past Notre Dame arrogated to itself of being ‘the’ program to envy and fear. Now look – Notre Dame fans and UCLA join together to mock USC – because we take both these schools on annually and have for decades past.

    Notre Dame has: changed their jersey, shoes and now helmets – USC hasn’t but one year per shoes. Notre Dame suddenly found African-American Protestants were ‘acceptable’ to play ball i.e. only so many Tommy Hawkins w;. a Catholic pedigree to pick from.

    Worst for them is having this back end of a horse former coach mocking an opponent – as much as i loath UCLA never have their previous coaches acted as this a$$ jack does – have to hand it to ‘grandpa from he((‘ he has turned his one moment of meaning (1988) into a smooth scam for a payout – Lord spare us to ever have such a fool with any connection to Troy.

  • rusoviet

    Basically the ‘TJ Simers’ of coaches – everything is joke (except him of course)

  • ThaiMex

    Holtz, so far, is a lot like Haden….every week (except for this one) both predict SUCks wins. I seem to recall RAH RAH’s loving Holtz every week because he’s a huge condom fan….So what if it’s taken him 7-8 weeks to figure out why it’s called YESTERDAY U!
    fit UN torgans!

  • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

    Dr Lou’s got game!!! took hom only a few minutes to SHRED the trOXans, just like he did on the field!!!
    i am making a motion before the Cadre Executive Council to make Dr Lou a Honorable Member of the Cadre!!!

  • Arturo

    Isn’t this guy suppose to be smart and witty? Is that the best he can do?