USC Kicker Andre Heidari Says He Is `In A Funk’

USC kicker Andre Heidari said his confidence is not waning because of his struggles this season but admitted he is “in a funk.”

“Recently, I’ve been lost in my swing,” Heidari said. “I’ll come back.”

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  • ThaiMex

    He is in a funk
    his performance has stunk
    The mascot wears a skirt and sandals
    The “Torgan”handle was created by Markeith Ambles
    Goat Boy is out and so is Pappy
    Nubsie is Queer, that makes T-Fail Happy!
    And they lived happily ever after!
    Fit UN torgans!

    • Arturo

      Fake Mexico-You gotta go
      Why do you hang out with those you so hate?
      Go back to your powder blue if you think their great
      Enjoy this time when SC might be down
      Order soon to be restored cause this is an SC town
      Things are just better when you aren’t around
      Your dumb snide remarks aside, you’re just a clown

      • ThaiMex

        This is a story about poor Arturo
        who’s Mom said he had teeth like a BURRO
        He tries to be a nice guy and come across as mellow…
        Until I remind him…his mom’s looks like Un Taco con Pelo!
        Orale Pendejo and fit UN!

        • WEB_Dupree

          As a follow up to his usual nonsense
          Thai throws in some racist comments!

          • ProbationU

            Don’t pick on Thai Mex. When I was younger I was given a ThaiMex. It kept perfect time. As they said…”it takes a licking and keeps on ticking.”

          • Trojan Hoarse

            Yea, but this one just seems to keep on licking…….

      • ThaiMex

        Sunshine Pumpers Unite!

    • Joe Blow

      SHEdari is in a funk,
      And ThaiBean love playing with his junk.

    • WEB_Dupree

      ThaiMex somehow found the time
      to think up a bunch of insults that rhyme
      about USC; all he left out was the Tings —

      these are a few of this favorite things!

      Thai’s posts generally lack variety;
      they’re all about homophobic anxiety.
      But ThaiMex can’t control his attraction
      to the Wolfman’s sweeeeet scoopin’ action
      ’cause Thai is obsessed with the Trojans, you see –

      ThaiMex just can’t quit you, SC!

      (Lamest rap battle ever).

  • Trojan Hoarse

    I’m gonna go a little old school George Clinton/Parliament on y’all:

    Ow, we want the funk
    Give up the funk
    Ow, we need the funk
    We gotta have that funk

    Kickers are notoriously temperamental…..that’s why they are rarely first round draft picks (obvious exception being Sebastian Janikowski who was the 17th pick in the 2000 NFL Draft)….

    Fight on, Andre!…. and Funk On all you fellow old schololers!

  • ProbationU

    Funny that I thought this had gone as low as it could go
    Rhymes by Mex, Arturo and even Joe Blow
    Siting at home watching their johnsons stiffen
    And dreaming of the glory days under Lane Kiffen

    • WEB_Dupree

      As repeatedly shown by your old pal Joe Blower,
      the posts on this blog can always go lower!
      Better late than never, you should also realize
      the dreaded name “Kiffin” is spelled with two I’s.

      • ProbationU

        This is true, but he’s not my coach. However, Kiffin was always about the I.

        • WEB_Dupree

          You’ve come up with a handy mnemonic device
          to help us remember to use an I twice!

    • ThaiMex

      OUTSTANDING *****!

  • B.Miller

    It becomes a problem when you can not do your job.. you don’t have to lean plays, you don’t have to be in the best shape, you rarely have to watch video….
    DO YOUR JOB!

    • ThaiMex

      Most importantly as stated by Sunshine Pumper B. Sillier…….
      “you don’t have to lean plays!”
      Shame on you….and you pick on Scooter.
      fit UN torgans!

      • B.Miller

        Keep DCIK RIDING my post..
        Appreciation acknowledged!

        • ThaiMex

          BTW “post” is plural. Should be post’s, dummy!
          fit UN torgan!

          • B.Miller

            If you like I will give you my PO Box address so you can sent me love letters as well.. Sweet heart since you like following me so much

          • ThaiMex

            Typical Torgan…No thanks, I’m flattered, but you’d “fit in” nicely rounding out that menage a trois with T-Whores and Family guy. Go get em’ girls!….and as always…
            fit UN!

          • B.Miller

            STILL DCIK RIDING I SEE!