Stanford Coach David Allen On Javorius Allen

David Shaw was asked today about USC tailback Javorius Allen: “He very decisive with his cuts. He doesn’t dance around.”

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  • Rusty Buckets

    That Javorius Shaw does have some sweet moves!

    • CardinalnGold

      Give Wolfie some credit, he spelled “Javorius” right.

  • Cheap seats

    Is it David Allen or David Shaw who made that comment???The title and body doesn’t match.

  • ScottWolfSniffsHisOwnFarts

    And Wolf had the audacity just a short time ago to point out that someone misspelled Buck Allen’s name. Not that any of this hides the fact that Wolf has never provided a scintilla of useful information on this blog.
    And when did David (Shaw) Allen stop using verbs?

    • TrojanFamily

      I just presumed David “Allen” (apparently Buck adopted the Stanford coach) grunted the answer caveman-style “he. very. decisive. with. his. cuts.”

    • EncinitasBruin

      +1 for use of “scintilla.”

    • TrojanFan

      “ScottWolfSniffsHisOwnFarts” then raids the fridge!

  • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

    Sweeeet Scoooop, wolflman!!

    don’t listen to this gaggle of bitter old schoolmarms!!

    if the wolfman says it’s David Allen, then it’s DAVID ALLEN!!!

    • TrojanFamily

      I love Wolflman! That is Marvel’s really little known comic book hero, right?

      • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

        yes and his arch-nemesis is Fagg-man aka TrojanFamily

        • FIGHTONtoVICTORY

          Coming from the guy who’s always talking about men’s crotches and how he spends his time plotting the reemergence of the Boom Boom Room in Laguna!

          • TrojanFan

            The guy can’t get past the basement door!

        • Helen

          Play nice!

          • TrojanFan

            Hey Helen, any prediction for Saturdays game?

          • Helen

            On paper it should be all Stanford. But there’s no denying USC is playing better every week AK. I think it will depend on the coaches, primarily Helton, coming up with a game plan to keep Stanford off balance on defense. USC never had a good game plan during the Kiffin days, but we don’t know if that was Kiffin or his position coaches – we’ll find out Saturday. I see a USC win by 5.

        • TrojanFamily

          Oh little Chuckles, as a straight man who is very secure in my masculinity (and not obsessed with the crotches of other men) I don’t consider your homophobic epithet to be a slur. I do enjoy the idea that your hero would be my arch-nemesis though. You should start working on the comic book. Your hero could go around kicking crotches and pointing out misspelling of names. We can nickname him “Captain Irony.”

          • TrojanFan

            “OWNED”, enough said!

          • Joe Blow

            Crotch Kick! Love it. bucket is a douche

          • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

            i don’t care about your “rules” Marquis de Queeeensberry!!! the crotch kick is the foundation of many forms of self defense, including Krav Maga and Taekwando which both employ crotch kicks from multiple angles, front and back!!
            and of course Bobby Hill brought half of Arlen Texas to its kness, literally, using a basic front crotch kick. although he used bad form, (using foot rather than shin and kicking from the hip rather than snapping from the knee) he even took down Hank Hill who was a formidable football player in his day and twice Bobby’s size!!

          • TrojanFan

            “Krav Maga and Taekwando which both employ crotch kicks from multiple angles, front and back!!”

            Interesting!….kicking a guy while his back is turned…..Sounds like your style!

            Why bruise the fruit you ceave?

      • TrojanFan

        Bucket is Scott Wolf!

        Connect the dots

  • Trojan Hoarse

    Man, Wolf sucks…….

    • TrojanFamily

      but does wolfl suck?

      • Trojan Hoarse

        If Scottie doesn’t care, why should we?……

  • NotAFanOfYou

    David Allen? LOL You just got done be negative Nancy on how USC misspells Javorius. Your blog is so full of errors, meaningless tidbits, irrelevant news, and BS info. It’s like reading the Onion. Thanks for the humorous time waster while in the office WolfPutz.

  • john wolcott

    Thanks for a rare laugh on this blog, TrojanFamily

  • TrojanFamily

    I wonder if USC should really go after this new coach and offer $6 million to David Allen as well.

    • realtrojan

      Yes, the money’s gotta be worth it because the individual is HC AND a RB at the same time.

  • TrojanFan

    David Allen is his screen name!

  • The Capper

    It makes sense that David Allen said that because a coach at Stanford would never say: “He very decisive…”

  • EncinitasBruin

    LOL. Perhaps the Trojans could bring in productivity guru David Allen, creator of the Getting Things Done seminar series, for a little admin consulting.

  • Lajollaboy

    David Allen?? Seriously Scott. You’re a sports writer for a major L.A. paper and you can’t get the Stanford coach name right.

  • B.Miller

    BUCK
    BUCK
    BUCK!