• https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

    memo to Cadre: team, i heard from a 3rd party (a trOXan, no less) that there has been a lot of jibber jabber about Bucket missing, laying low etc….

    Geez Louise!!! i HAVE a life unlike the Dummies on here who can’t seen to quit me!! i consider this a manifestation of Stockholm syndrome, where the Dummies have come to WANT, even NEED to have their crotches kicked in by Bucket the Cadre!!! and i won’t disappoint!!

    this season couldn’t have turned out better!! ups, downs and now trOXans and Bruins are ranked 21 & 22 and ready to settle things on the field!! so much better than the moribund trXOan teams of the last season and a half!!!

    my prediction: PAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!

    cc: Dummies

    • gotroy22

      Good, we were afraid you jumped into the famous ruin inverted fountain after that choke Saturday.

    • TrojanFamily

      Excellent! Thanks Bucket. Now we KNOW UCLA has no chance. Every time you predict pain, great things happen for USC. Thanks for having USC’s back.

      Glad to have you back! You and I can sing the USC fight song this weekend. You can tell me more about all the USC games you watch; all the USC faculty about whom you know (I know you love the USC band director); and maybe even throw in a “U-C-L-A sucks” during Tusk.

      I have to admit, I always forget the words to USC’s fight song. Can you remind me of the words?

      Fight on my friend, the biggest USC fan out there!

      • TrojanFan

        more like a FANatic!

    • TrojanFan

      You work for the new Cadre cleaning the shitters. Your membership was revolked

    • The Monopoly Is Over Here 2.0

      17 hours ago, buck-shat was cleaning wolf-shat from Mc’D’s toilet….

      SMH, what a perfect caricature this crotchety old gutty fan is….

  • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

    as for this video, i couldn’t hear what they were singing, but knowing how creative and funny Bartner is, i’m sure it was REALLY GREAT!!

    i could however catch that urine smell from the Southern Cal campus…

    • Trojan Hoarse

      Great… then you and Brett Hundley will be smelling alike on Saturday evening….

      • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

        says you

        • Trojan Hoarse

          I must say, Bucket, that that was one of your weaker comebacks….. are you feeling ok?…. I realize that as the season is winding down, the reality is setting in that you won’t much to do with your life, once the bowl games are over….. you must be feeling a bit melancholy…..sucks to be you….

          • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

            #1, im busy #2, i am enjoying the Holday Season, #3, like Karl Malone (another notorious crotch kicker) i am used to picking and rolling to the hoop, but the wolfman, instead of dishing me sweeet assists, is off launching 3pointers from half court!!

            c’mon wolfman, i’m back baby!! i’m picking and rolling here, man!!!

          • TrojanFan

            Fucing lame!

            What a fool believes!

          • HeySUCs

            I believe you need more Twinkles.

        • TrojanFan

          Mr. Punch Line….haha!

          Embrace it, idiot!

      • Cheap seats

        You’ll have to educate him on WHO Brett Hundley is.

        He knows 10x more about USC football and likely thinks Troy Aikman still plays for the Bruins.

        • Trojan Hoarse

          I hear you….. Bucket is also a HUGE Charles Arbuckle fan…….

    • SUCLAsux

      “High up in the hills of westwood…sprawled offensive to the eye…lies a cal extension campus known as westwood high…”

      • HeySUCs

        While on the SUC campus and surrounding ghetto, no one walks around at night w/o their Uzi.

    • TrojanFamily

      Chuckles, we’ve pointed this out before. The urine smell you catch is from your own leg. You need better aim there, cowboy.

      • Trojan Hoarse

        The crotch kicking cowboy of Westwood. …Brokeback Bucket. …..

    • Tom Oday

      Honey Bucket…the smell of urine came from your office (whatever head your cleaning/posting from).

      • TrojanFan

        Don’t forget, bucket cleans shitters for a living and moonlights around the men’s showers

      • HeySUCs

        Tommy boy comes up for air.

    • TrojanFan

      You stupid idiot, the soiled jockstrap is not a dust mask…..

      That dementia is some nasty stuff!

  • SUCLAsux

    Every time bucket posts he become more irrelevant…

    • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

      sit on it, Nerd.

      • TrojanFan

        Here is something you enjoy sitting on!…ouch!

        8====D.

        • HeySUCs

          You need another Twinkles.

    • Trojan Hoarse

      ….. or less relevant…..

    • HeySUCs

      Not very original are you SUX. Typical SUC fan: when all else fails – copy or cheat.

      • tostevinUSC

        Hey, Hey I have this compunction that makes me try and figure out personalized license plates and screen names. Yours had me baffled for a while. It is obviously not a play on USC because USC backwards is CSU which is too close to home for bruin fan. So I checked screen name origins and discovered most of them are derived from either an acronym or a family pet name. Mine is a middle name. So after exhaustive research I have finally decided I have a handle on your handle. Hey sucs must be something you associate with. Maybe a family pet name “Hey sucs come’re or along those lines. Then I worked out the acronym your parents used. Low and behold it came together. sucs= Shoulda Used Condoms so you see your parents were Trojan fans after all.

  • Cheap seats

    Did Cal invent this parody for the UCLA (copy-cat) fight song?

  • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

    ugh, poor trOXans, they BEG for Bucket to return, but then they have to endure 25 T-Fail posts involving penises, and more penises…

    i don’t suppose it would interest you Dummies that a trOXan PhD i know today expressed utter shame at the Dummies on this site!! she is a huge Bucket fan, but cringes at the low, sloppy beasts that inhabit this blog. (last spring she said this is where they keep the retarded trOXans) she is a professor at Yesterday U, but I’ll never reveal the Dept!!! i hope there is more than one beautiful woman professor there, or she is outed!!!

    • TrojanFan

      Go back to bed! No one gives a shlt what you have to say, Mr. Punch Line

      ….and quit lying, your nose is growing

      • Trojan Hoarse

        He has SUC sitting on his face yelling “Lie, Bucket!…….please!…. Lie to me some more!”….

        • TrojanFan

          OUCH!!!!

        • HeySUCs

          Thore, the SUC grad.

    • TrojanFamily

      Oh please. You’ve never spoken with a woman before.

      • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

        well, you have a point….me and your old lady did not do much talking last Saturday while you were watching the game!!!
        buhhhhh-BAM!!!!!!
        thank you!!!! i’m here all week!!!

  • grave soul

    The usc band is the most mainstream, lamest band of any college.
    Trying to imitate UCLA’s song…I guess if you can’t beat, join ‘em.
    Haha. What lames.

  • scaero

    All the bands parody the other schools fight songs. It has been going on for decades.