Clay Helton Vows Not To Pull A Kiffin

USC left for Las Vegas this afternoon and Clay Helton ended practice early so the Trojans would be on time for the Las Vegas Bowl’s first event. He doesn’t want to be late like Lane Kiffin was at last year’s Sun Bowl dinner.

42 thoughts on “Clay Helton Vows Not To Pull A Kiffin

  1. Paging Mr. Spock, paging Mr. Spock. Because Helton ends practice early doesn’t mean he “vows not to pull a Kiffin.”

    Scottie: where do you come up with this crap?

  2. Will Helton have Plaxico Burress give the team a motivation speech?? I noticed that trend after the Kiffin era.. .

    • Aww…we just watched your last brain cell die. So sad.

      Hey, tell your players not to get drunk and walk in the middle of the street, okay? Also, no thievery or raping the good ol’ ladies of El Paso, okay?

      • Pretty cheap stuff, “fright Un”….I won’t go mano a mano w/you on this one, but You deserve to go the same way as Bruin Rob did a year or two ago…he just disappeared after making a few DUMB comments about a SUCks kicker who TRAGICALLY lost his life…
        but ..”you go girl”…way to keep it classy!
        LIMBO U…there’s only one way to go…and that’s LOWER!
        fit Un!

        • Well, that would be better than you being simply a disgrace.

          You mad, bro?

          Get a life (and a degree). If you can’t handle the cheap shots, I’ll give you a tissue to wipe your nose.

      • Classy. I know the family. I’ll make sure not to mention your pathetic, shameful statement to them… obviously you don’t have children. If you do–God help them.

        • I’ll admit that was low and uncalled for.

          However, when you’re trolling (the lowest of online activities next to being a child stalker) can you really call someone out on moral ground?

          Isn’t that like a meth addict telling me I should live a healthier lifestyle?

        • Feel free to mention it. Kersplat.

          Hey, aren’t you late for HeySUCs Klan meetings? Come on, we know you’re there.

          • “In a word, I was too cowardly to do what I knew to be right, as I had been too cowardly to avoid doing what I knew to be wrong.”

            Charles Dickens

          • LULZ. Encinitas, you are the joke of the UCLA community. Let’s talk about how many times you have been owned only to refuse to reply in fear of looking more stupid than you already do.

            But, really, dear – I love how you read every comment I make. In fact, I’m going to make this one a little bit longer to waste your time.

            Kersplat.

          • I’ve known good ol’ Encinitas while he was over at LA Times. He flaunts around sending cryptic crap and ideas he has taken from other people only to be embarrassed repeatedly. Of course, he never replies so it’s cute that he calls people cowards when he has never been able to back up anything he says.

            It’s weird. Trolls need lives.

    • Who feels like laughing ???? 6 and 7 ….. 6 times UCLA has had 10 or more wins in a season in their awful history ….USC had 11 or more wins 7 straight seasons….from 2002-2008…. I guess bring in former Alums only works ( Plaxico..not alum) …unlike UCLA i.e. Ken Norton … But hey they did hire Ken Pola….wait …USC Alum

  3. Scott Schrader vows not to pull a Scott Wolf

    Scott Schrader went to reliable sources within the USC community before predicting which juniors will be leaving for the NFL.

    He doesn’t want to be like Scott Wolf who seems to think reporting doesn’t go beyond a simple internet search.

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