An Inside Joke At Las Vegas Bowl Comedy Event

Jose Carlos Fajardo/Bay Area News Group

Jose Carlos Fajardo/Bay Area News Group

Comedian George Wallace asked USC who its best player was at last night’s event for both teams. The Trojans said tailback Javorius Allen, who went to the stage.

Wallace then said, “Spell it,” referring to Allen’s first name. Little did he know that USC spelled “Javorius” wrong for more than a year after Allen arrived, including in media guides.

“I don’t know how that happened,” Allen said.

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  • NotAFanOfYou

    That’s what this blog should be called..”Inside Joke”

    • TrojanFan3.0

      I enjoy the bucket punchlines!

  • Trogan Fan

    Hey, I just realized that there’s still no drama going on at UCLA. Coaches all happy. Players all loving the program and each other. AD spending money finally. Alumni giving money, finally. 35-14. BOOM! drama on, SUCers.

    • Joe Blow

      Bet you haven’t given a dime.

      • rusoviet

        Not with his gender studies grad degree he hasn’t

    • FightON

      Aww..but you are still commenting here. I’m glad we’re all #1 in your heart!

    • Walt Hazzard

      Great job by Mora to leverage his position against the Lil gutties and sock it to’em!!! well done!!
      Remember the ALAMO

      • HeySUCs

        Wally’s still mad. If you really want to be mad, check out rusoviet’s comment to Trogan fan just above your post.

        • TrojanFan3.0

          You better leave now! It’s a long ride on your bike to Texas

    • FMUSC81

      Funny …. the Money came from a Huge TV contract form the PAC-12 BECAUSE USC is in the conference … you’re welcome for the bread cumbs !!!!

      46-30 boom!!! no amount of Money can fix that !!!!

      • ProbationU

        44-30….2 of them didn’t happen.

        Some amount of money caused it.

        • FMUSC81

          Funny I remember Reggie Bush jumping in the end zone …. NCAA can’t hide your awful team…. Those image of running over your team are seared in your mind bum !!!! 66-19

          • ProbationU

            You will have to erase your memory…didn’t happen. 66-19 is NADA.

          • FMUSC81

            BWHAHAHAHAH…. whatever helps you get sleep at night …

          • FMUSC81

            50-0 …. Erase that one???

          • ProbationU

            No…we like that one. It led to 38-28 and 31-14. Without 50-0 we might still be losing to you.

          • TrojanFan3.0

            Rick was a tool!

          • TrojanFan3.0

            One no ever forgets a good a$$ whipping….you try way too hard

          • HeySUCs

            UCLA’s BB team has never gone 3 – 26. Yowsa!

          • TrojanFamily

            They also got run outta the Garden tonight…

          • FMUSC81

            ???? BB… Oh … I get it.. the 66 points… You thought of BB cause the Ruins surley couldn’t score that much on the FOOTBALL FIELD…. just like UCLA football COULD never wIn 12 games in a season …

          • TrojanFan3.0

            ….and a 16 year BCS drought….ouch!

        • TrojanFamily

          Do I need to go see Arnold’s doctor from Total Recall and have them surgically removed from my memory?

      • ThaiMex

        a great big thank you! without YESTERDAY U, it wouldn’t have happened this soon! TWO years in a row!!!! Mora the same COMING UP! (btw…the only thing you have more of than UCLA..is HEAD COACHES in ONE season…..recruits heads must be spinning.
        fit Un knuckleheads!

        • FMUSC81

          crickets !!! crickets!!! ….same sound you hear in that empty football trophy room …. But hey I hear the Softball team is pretty good ….. Please don’t start me on a numbers game with you ….By the way …. Your qb draft evaluations came back…. projected between 10-20 pick of 1st ROUND !!!!

        • TrojanFan3.0

          .”.the only thing you have more of than UCLA..is HEAD COACHES in ONE season.”..

          ….and Football Nattys

          BOOOOM!

    • rusoviet

      That be true but all can’t wait until Mora goes sideways because he lost a: game, headset, bus, snaps at a reporter – Mora he have one thin skin and it be showin’ soon!

      • HeySUCs

        “Mora he have one thin skin and it be showin soon!” I think your statement is highly suspect and disrespectful to SUC FB players.

        • steveg

          Get a life. You of all people trying to sound politically correct. Don’t work to well.

          • HeySUCs

            Tevie you have the perfect shaped pinhead. You don’t need a custom uniform.

          • TrojanFamily

            Oh the irony…

          • TrojanFan3.0

            Eat your vegetables and do your homework, son!

    • Cheap seats

      Everything is so absolutely PERFECT over there, that you’re visiting a USC board and trolling.

      Boom!

      • TrojanFan3.0

        BOOOOOOM!!!!

    • TrojanFamily

      And the best bowl game UCLA could ever hope for!

    • TrojanFan3.0

      Wrong blog!

      Dementia!

  • steveg

    Sounds like Wolfie was doing the proof reading

  • WEB_Dupree

    Did George Wallace have any material about the color of socks or Kiffin in a sombrero? That stuff always kills on this blog.

  • snarfy

    Wolf, any word on what Kiffin had for dinner last night? How about Peterson’s coffee this morning – did he have a second cup?

    • Cheap seats

      Or who Texas interviewed?

      • snarfy

        Great point. Wolf, I need an update on the Texas coaching search, STAT! While you’re at it, throw us a bone on what Mike Garrett’s been up to.

  • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

    can’t even spell their own players names!!

    geeeezus!!

    way to go Brain Surgeons!!!

    (deflating trOXan fight song playing)

  • TrojanFamily

    Gotta love spelling jokes posted to THIS site. What’s next, Scooter, bald jokes?

  • HeySUCs

    YAWN. Yammer, yammer, yammer.

    • TrojanFamily

      USC wanted me to thank you for all the support. The tie clip is in the mail. Fight On!

  • Cheap seats

    Have you seen his pops lose it? It has to be hereditary!

    • FightON

      I need to see this. Right after I find out what chalupa pudding wrestling looks like.

      In all seriousness, I think I’d rather see a Mora temper tantrum than a Neuheisel temper tantrum. Neuheisel leaves me on edge.

  • TrojanFan3.0

    Starving for material, pathetic!

  • B.Miller

    Kiffin turned it in wrong and said he was 4th string and not to worry about it..
    UNTIL HE GOT FIRED!
    his name is BUCK ALLEN!