Lane Kiffin Sighting

KIFFIN.TENNA reader reports seeing former USC coach Lane Kiffin yesterday at Shellback Tavern in Manhattan Beach.

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  • Joe Blow

    OMG, give it a rest.

  • timtrojan

    I cant believe Scotty reports this stuff.

  • Larry Harris

    BFD!
    That makes him just a bubble screen away from my home.
    I will alert the neighborhood watch. If he dares cross Sepulveda Blvd, we will be ready for him.

    • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

      put down the musket, paly…..hey did anyone ever tell you that you look like Snuffy Smith from the old comic strip???

      • 1ThaiMexCleansMyToilets1

        Wolf — did anybody ever tell you that you look like An uumpa luumpa?

        • TrojanFan3.0

          His favorite movie is Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory!

      • Larry Harris

        Have to admit, it kinda’ does.
        My mustache is not as well developed, however.

      • TrojanFan3.0

        Did I ever tell you, your avatar reminds me of a pedophile, disgusting!

    • FightON

      Have you been roaming around Lawndale again, Dementia?

      • Larry Harris

        Please refer to me as half-heimers.

  • Larry Harris

    Even if he wears slaps and shorts in an attempt to fit in, MBPD has been alerted to look for the Denney’s menu.

  • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

    Sweeeeet Scooooop, wolfman!!

    and they say you DON’T cover the Rest of the Earth!!!

    BAH!

    • 1ThaiMexCleansMyToilets1

      Yeah nice work up-Chuck! You are an awesome journalist!

      • ;kjb;pkjb;kjb

        His source is thaimex who was there washing balls, I mean dishes!!

        • 1ThaiMexCleansMyToilets1

          LOL

        • TrojanFan3.0

          ….and cleaning the heads, after Lane left a massive pile of fart-art….ouch!

    • TrojanFan3.0

      Stroking your own ego, pathetic!

  • Jack B

    This literally typifies Wolfie’s contributions to this blog: per a reader’s report, former coach and daily subject matter Lane Kiffin went to a tavern in the area he lives. That’s Inside USC for you. Couldn’t we at least get what Kiffin ordered, who he was with, what he was wearing, how long he stayed, did he have a black eye, had he clipped his toe nails and if he said anything, what? Great reporting Wolfie. Just joking. A day without Lane is like a day without water.

    • FightON

      Wasn’t Lane the one who banned Wolfie? Maybe his feelings are hurt at being the scorned woman. Now, to find out that Kiffin never even invited him for morning after coffee is just too much to handle.

      • Joe Blow

        Do you really think ANYBODY ever invites Wolfie anywhere?

        • FightON

          Well, Shellback is kind of lame.

  • Bill Simons

    Did he order a Bubble Screen?

    • ThaiMex

      Vinegar, water,…on the rocks.
      fit Un!

      • TrojanFan3.0

        Sounds like your drink of choice

        Why so many different usernames?

  • Bill Simons

    Did he get punched ay his assistant coach at halftime?

  • ProbationU

    Could be time for the restraining order. Or maybe he could meet with Wang and show him how to post something…anything.

  • USCMike

    In related news, I was seen in a business establishment very close to where I live. It’s just hard to imagine how these things keep happening.

  • rusoviet

    Hmmm sounds like a case of ‘man love’!

    • 1ThaiMexCleansMyToilets1

      SUCxxxLA aka Up-Chuck aka ThaiToilet is GAxxx?

      • HeySuxx

        Toilet Bowl doesn’t have enough manners to puke in private.

  • Trogan Fan

    Matt Leinart saved him a seat.

  • HeySuxx

    No one will ever go broke under estimating the intelligence of Succ fans. Ho, ho, ho.

    • 1ThaiMexCleansMyToilets1

      And you’ll always have a job thanks to us, Wolf.

      • HeySuxx

        Wear the shoe if it fits Toilet Bowl.

        • 1ThaiMexCleansMyToilets1

          Mad Dog up Wolf, you Fontucky trailer trash hack. You look like an uumpa luumpa.

  • B.Miller

    you need to stop blaming “readers” as your source. you know you have a Creepy way of following up on EVERYTHING Lame Kiffin..

    Scott “THE LAME KIFFIN CREEPER” Wolf

  • A Reader

    I saw big foot at the Shellback Tavern in Manhattan Beach. Scott, please report that. Respectfully, a reader.

  • rusoviet

    Man that photo looks like a cover for the ‘Advocate’ – I especially like the way the sunglasses are held at an angle and the look of insouciance on ‘Lane’s’ face…hmmmmm yes!

    • FightON

      I especially like his frosty highlights.

  • Sportsblab Jones

    Wolf, tell us what you learned after going through his garbage.

  • Arturo

    Enquiring minds don’t want to know.

  • Lajollaboy

    I don’t care what Lane Kiffin is up to anymore.

  • TrojanFamily

    Am I the only one who thinks that picture of Kiffin is Wuff’s screen saver (with an audio file that repeats “you’re really my favorite Scooter” in Kiffin’s voice)

  • TrojanFan3.0

    MAN CRUSH!

    The obsession is beyond creepy!

  • john wolcott

    That’s big news Scottie. But I am more interested in Kiffin’s wife’s whereabouts

  • HeySuxx

    The Goat’s: “Kookie, Kookie, lend me your comb,” pose/pix is a perfect visual metaphor for Succ: the white belt, black socks, and white shoe University. Ho, ho, ho.

    • FightON

      You know, I remember once taking a class that dissected Poe’s The Bells from its idealistic beginnings to its descent into despair. Some prominent theories thought of it as representation of aging and the subsequent loss of hope, but my professor theorized it paralleled Poe’s descent into madness. You, Bucket, and ThaiMex are showing that same descent with postings becoming more and more incoherent. It’s interesting, really, albeit less poetic.

      • HeySuxx

        Lose On, people must bolt when they see you anywhere in their vicinity.

        • FightON

          Your replies are always so boring’ but thanks for complimenting my new perfume – stuff is expensive. But, at least you’ve knocked off your racist remarks. For awhile, I thought Neuheisel was going to have to show up and tell you to be careful about what you say on the “twitters,” or the comments rather.

          You ever figure out who plays for the Bruins? Or are you studying for your upcoming CSU semester?

  • TroyFan52

    Wow Wolfman. This is bad…u act like they saw Jimmy Hoffa. This is what I hate . Stay with stories like the Pat Hill one u mentioned. That’s what we want. Forget Lane Kiffin and James freakin Franklin!!!!!!!

  • john wolcott

    Hey, Scottie, over the years you have shown you really don’t care what your posters have to say about you, so I guess it must be the money you are bringing in for your blog that makes you immune to criticism.

    But this continuing saga of your vendetta against Kiffin is, well, kind of creepy. What is wrong with you!?

    • Cheap seats

      What’s creepier? Wolf endlessly posting about an ex coach? Or Wolf posting under different screen names in his own blog as a homosexual?

  • Cheap seats

    Just for kicks, the Daily News should have Jack Wang and Scott Wolf trade teams.

    Would that result in us trolling the UCLA board? LOL