Lane Kiffin Sighting

KIFFIN.TENNA reader reports seeing former USC coach Lane Kiffin yesterday at Shellback Tavern in Manhattan Beach.

53 thoughts on “Lane Kiffin Sighting

  1. BFD!
    That makes him just a bubble screen away from my home.
    I will alert the neighborhood watch. If he dares cross Sepulveda Blvd, we will be ready for him.

  2. Even if he wears slaps and shorts in an attempt to fit in, MBPD has been alerted to look for the Denney’s menu.

  3. This literally typifies Wolfie’s contributions to this blog: per a reader’s report, former coach and daily subject matter Lane Kiffin went to a tavern in the area he lives. That’s Inside USC for you. Couldn’t we at least get what Kiffin ordered, who he was with, what he was wearing, how long he stayed, did he have a black eye, had he clipped his toe nails and if he said anything, what? Great reporting Wolfie. Just joking. A day without Lane is like a day without water.

    • Wasn’t Lane the one who banned Wolfie? Maybe his feelings are hurt at being the scorned woman. Now, to find out that Kiffin never even invited him for morning after coffee is just too much to handle.

  4. Could be time for the restraining order. Or maybe he could meet with Wang and show him how to post something…anything.

  5. In related news, I was seen in a business establishment very close to where I live. It’s just hard to imagine how these things keep happening.

  6. you need to stop blaming “readers” as your source. you know you have a Creepy way of following up on EVERYTHING Lame Kiffin..

    Scott “THE LAME KIFFIN CREEPER” Wolf

  7. I saw big foot at the Shellback Tavern in Manhattan Beach. Scott, please report that. Respectfully, a reader.

  8. Man that photo looks like a cover for the ‘Advocate’ – I especially like the way the sunglasses are held at an angle and the look of insouciance on ‘Lane’s’ face…hmmmmm yes!

  9. Am I the only one who thinks that picture of Kiffin is Wuff’s screen saver (with an audio file that repeats “you’re really my favorite Scooter” in Kiffin’s voice)

  10. The Goat’s: “Kookie, Kookie, lend me your comb,” pose/pix is a perfect visual metaphor for Succ: the white belt, black socks, and white shoe University. Ho, ho, ho.

    • You know, I remember once taking a class that dissected Poe’s The Bells from its idealistic beginnings to its descent into despair. Some prominent theories thought of it as representation of aging and the subsequent loss of hope, but my professor theorized it paralleled Poe’s descent into madness. You, Bucket, and ThaiMex are showing that same descent with postings becoming more and more incoherent. It’s interesting, really, albeit less poetic.

        • Your replies are always so boring’ but thanks for complimenting my new perfume – stuff is expensive. But, at least you’ve knocked off your racist remarks. For awhile, I thought Neuheisel was going to have to show up and tell you to be careful about what you say on the “twitters,” or the comments rather.

          You ever figure out who plays for the Bruins? Or are you studying for your upcoming CSU semester?

  11. Wow Wolfman. This is bad…u act like they saw Jimmy Hoffa. This is what I hate . Stay with stories like the Pat Hill one u mentioned. That’s what we want. Forget Lane Kiffin and James freakin Franklin!!!!!!!

  12. Hey, Scottie, over the years you have shown you really don’t care what your posters have to say about you, so I guess it must be the money you are bringing in for your blog that makes you immune to criticism.

    But this continuing saga of your vendetta against Kiffin is, well, kind of creepy. What is wrong with you!?

    • What’s creepier? Wolf endlessly posting about an ex coach? Or Wolf posting under different screen names in his own blog as a homosexual?

  13. Just for kicks, the Daily News should have Jack Wang and Scott Wolf trade teams.

    Would that result in us trolling the UCLA board? LOL

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