Recruiting Roulette

Which of these three commits is most likely to end up at USC? Shay Fields, Austin Malaota or Jordan Poland? Or none?

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  • Marv Elapes

    Austin is friends with other big name recruits, so I have to guess he is a lock.

    • rusoviet

      Well Marv you get the boobie prize – you actually answered this as a serious inquiry unlike the rest of us!

      • Marv Elapes

        Yeah, I’m catching on that no one is to be taken serious in this place.

        • rusoviet

          Oh listen boyo you better get ready with that reality ‘tv’ – just wait until the ‘green with envy’ fruitopians from ucla my sucla show up – are they festive or what?

          Great game from NOLA – de’ Sugah’ Bowl – OK 31 AL 24 – 3rd qtr.!

        • WEB_Dupree

          That is the healthiest attitude around here.

  • rusoviet

    While we’re making up quizzes I;m wondering –

    Which of these three ‘cans’ is Shayne Skov gonna be placed into within the next 11 years?

    1. Avenal?
    2. Chuckwalla?
    3. Pelican Bay?

  • Helen

    Scottie: bored? A journalist might interview each recruit and determine which ones will continue with their pledge to USC.

  • Cheap seats

    Here’s a better question for the readers of this blog:

    Who’s cheerleaders are hotter? The Song Girls or the Bruin Spirit Squad?

    And before you answer, Bucket… I’m referring the the FEMALES on both squads.

    • rusoviet

      I think ‘MY’ quiz is far bettah! So thare! Enough of your salacious ‘questionnaires’ – go oogle someplace else – I say Skov has a good chance at Chuckwalla…you know it has that ‘Road Warrior’ motif to it and well seeing how Shayne and his ragin-festiveness hair cut I’d say the constable there in Blythe will provide him with all the comforts a ragaholic like Shayne is in need of.

      “Let’s see Shayne you’ll be placed in this ward …what’s that? Oh yes me lad the restraints are necessary to ensure a ‘bronco billy’ like you doesn’t get too ‘active’ with the reptiles in the area…toodles!

      • ThaiMex

        Maybe he can become “roommie” with Junior Pommee?
        fit Un!

        • Hey SUCLA sucks it!

          Or Cory Paus, or Deshaun Foster.

          • HeySuxx

            Did Jr. P. ever play a down for Succ. I do remember Deshaun running over and through the Succ defense like a hot knife through butter.

          • Hey SUCLA sucks it!

            No, that was him driving his Chevy Blazer paid for by UCLA boosters (which later found Foster suspended). Those filthy, disgusting, cheating Sam Gilbertian bRuins. Cheat On bRuins!

    • FightON

      Have you seen the Bruin Spirit Squad? There are no females (they just pretend to be).

      • Cheap seats

        Yes, I have — PLENTY of times.

        I’d have to classify the Spirit Squad as more of the “girl next door” types while the Song Girls have the 6 footers and a few that can pass as a woman in her 30s.

        • FightON

          Legacy years are usually down years for the Song Girls.

    • HeySuxx

      The song girl have the mustaches.

  • Sportsblab Jones

    Crowd-source journalism?!

  • Jack B

    Wolfie, do you ever give the answers? You’re like a shrink. You ask the questions. We give the answers. We ask what does it mean? You say, whatever you think it means. Thanks genius.

    • WEB_Dupree

      You sound you have a lot of strong feelings about the Wolfman, but we’re out of time. We can talk more about this topic during your session next week.

      • Jack B

        Funny. Won’t do me any good though. Kiffin every day. No reporting or research. Dumb polls. Regurgitated USC press releases. More of Kiffin. Will he ruin another team? Will USC change their helmets? Wolfie doesn’t know. We’re left with the Trolls, who hate their site but love Wolfie. Inside USC – where the readers provide all the info.

  • B.Miller

    USC needs WR’s and DT’s and MLB’s