USC v. UCLA

Andy Enfield gets his first taste of Pauley Pavilion today at 12 p.m. when the Trojans face UCLA. How will the crowd react to some of his controversial comments of the past few months? Here’s my story on Enfield thinking USC can make an impact in the Pac-12.

“We have a chance to do some things in the Pac-12,” he said. Link here

28 thoughts on “USC v. UCLA

  1. 14.5 underdogs to the bel-airians – curious to see the turnout considering NFL on right now – hey wonder if Mark Wahkberg’s doppleganger is going to do a Neuheisel? You know show up at the game today and regale everyone – maybe…then again it would be done with a twist i.e. “….hey don’t keep panning the arena. You’d better keep that camera on me until I tell you otherwise I’ll scream at ya’ the same way I did that sports information flunky last year you understand peon?!!”

  2. You know, my life is not judged as a failure or a success based on whether USC wins or loses. I am doing just fine thank you. Idiot trolls like Charlie (who may not be just a troll) make life challenging to read the comments. I come here for news. And I hardly get anything important, just second hand stuff and conjecture. Then the forums are a free for all bunch of nonsense posts by mostly UCLA trolls. What is up with that?

    • Please, Rey Reyes!!!

      YOU showed up here taking names and blowing bubble gum, (remember: CHALLENGE ME!!)

      So now you’re a gentle peace loving, info seeking lamb???

      In most cases, I can’t really blame trOXabs for being stupid, racist, homophobic, vulgar, Dummies–it’s simply what they are.

      But HYPOCRITES, ugh THEY bug me!!!

      • Bottom line, go post on your own board, The UCLA board. Spell my name correctly by the way Scott!

        • What are you afraid of? Joseph B. Lowe and I post on the ruin board all the time and give them grief.

          • Not too much grief. Most of the time it’s in good fun. If one takes it too seriously, then get help.

            And Ray, most of us Bruins would agree with you. It is not life and death. Just a little diversion.

    • It’s what the monitor of this site allows – there is no ‘ignore’ button thus the riff raff from bel-air tech

      • I don’t even think there is a real moderator here. It’s likely some intern who clears out the racism because it looks terrible on the Daily News. It means the trolls get a free for all.

        • The fact an insipid female impersonator like you is not banned proves the moderator is snoozing.

          But no moderator can save you Dummies from getting your crotches kicked in!!

          • I should be banned because I’m female? Aww.

            Sniffle, sniffle.

            You’ve been angry lately. Have you been doing deep breathing? Might help.

          • Just cause you dress up like J Edgar doesn’t make you female, T-Fail.

            There’s still the matter of those two dried up, raisin sized boys hanging down there!!!

          • Hey, why do you follow all of the Trojans just to complain about our posts?

            Do you have anything legitimate to say or are you just going to read everything I write to complain about it?

            I know this is hard to understand: but life is waiting.

            P.S.: Bucket is still racist. And sexist. Sadface. Are you too?

          • You’re still mad about the retirement comment. But you never answered my question: what happened in your life that you are a lonely old man who rants on a ‘puter?

    • O.k. Rey….I’ve had it….let’s go…YOU and Me….Pick a number…ANY NUMBER, and tell me what the number is…Go ahead, i’m waiting (beer is coming out my nose….I can’t stop laughing!)
      fit Un!

  3. USC Sports Information Director Tim Tessalone just released this list of “suggested sports answers” to all USC fans:

    1. If you see a Bruin, do not make any sudden moves. Simply turn slowly and walk away to avoid being mauled. Contrary to what Andy Enfield claims, Bruins are not slow, and a Trojan has no chance to outrun one.
    2. If a Bruin mentions basketball, feign indifference by saying USC is a football school and you don’t care about basketball.
    3. If the Bruin mentions how UCLA now also dominates SC in football, avoid a direct confrontation, which you will lose. Pretend that the Notre Dame rivalry is more important–and that losing to UCLA is not a big deal.
    4. If the Bruin points out that it’s been three years and two coaches ago since the Trojans defeated either ND or UCLA, mention the name “Pete Carroll” to create a diversion.
    5. If the “Carroll” feint does not work, mention that Mora will soon bolt to the NFL, and Hundley is turning pro.
    6. If the Bruin points out that Mora just spurned the Texas job, and Hundley announced this morning that he is returning to UCLA for his junior year, start over with point #1 above, and repeat list. If you are fortunate, the Bruin will get bored and simply walk away laughing.

    • Absolutely BRILLIANT! This is CUT/COPY/Paste material…that should be used regularly on this board.
      Thank you sir!
      Fit UN!

  4. Crotch kicks make li’l Andy say heyyyy!!! Put your arms down Andy, 😀 man I think I just pissed myself. .. .”JUST LIKE FOOTBALL!!” – 11,000 strong

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