Former USC Assistant Mike Ekeler Candidate At Georgia

Posted on by

Former USC linebackers coach Mike Ekeler interviewed for a position at Georgia according to the Macon Telegraph and might be a candidate at UCLA. So far, some of the highest-profile members of last year’s staff (Clancy Pendergast, John Baxter) are still looking for jobs.

53 thoughts on “Former USC Assistant Mike Ekeler Candidate At Georgia”

  2. Professor, after the sun set, from my hiding place in the
    lecture hall I watched them gather in the Mudd courtyard. Stout men all, Samoans perhaps, some wearing – I swear to you – USC football jerseys. Was the Bucket fellow’s seemingly absurd speculation correct after all? Some carried torches; others carried large jar-like vessels, and in the torchlight I saw the flash of long knives. They assembled around the fountain, and one man spoke: “Bring forth the sacrifice that we may secure the blessing of Tagaloa for our ti-tends.” Two men removed a hood from another – Doug the missing panhandler, clearly unconscious!

    The leader spoke again: “Menehune, I call you forth to aid
    us in worship of Tagaloa.” Around the courtyard, the shadows CONGEALED into short, furry beings with blazing eyes. As the Menehune stepped into the light, I heard a madman screaming. All eyes turned to me at my window, and I realized that I was the screaming madman. I ran from the hall, headlong into a campus policeman. “Help!” I cried, but then I looked into his face tattooed with the infernal patterns of the South Seas!

    He laughed as I fled in terror across the campus and through the streets. A roaring wall of light and motion finally stopped me – the Expo Line train! In my blind panic, I had nearly been crushed. I stood by a train-stop near Galen, and a westbound train arrived. Inside was light and sanity, so I stumbled aboard.

    As we approached the train-stop by Mudd Hall, I looked to the
    building’s courtyard for torches, but all was dark. Then I saw the men on the platform carrying their earthen vessels. Professor, as we roll westward through the night, they carry their unholy cargo ON THIS VERY TRAIN.

  4. Professor, while riding aboard that hell-train, I saw the men with their earthen vessels disembark at the La Cienega station, and I followed at a distance; no Menehune to be seen. The men walked west along Jefferson to the bridge over the Ballona Creek culvert, and then they descended into the culvert via a bicycle path. From the National Blvd. overpass, I watched them carry their vessels to a waiting wooden canoe. I swear it — a canoe in the filthy, graffiti-scarred culvert! Whether by the power of the current or by some infernal power, the canoe drifted downstream, ferrying the men and their cargo southward before bending toward the west.

    I knew that they must be heading for the sea, and, being on foot, I had but one choice; I called Uber for a ride. I have spent this miserable blustery night perched on a narrow pedestrian bridge over the mouth of Ballona Creek at Playa Del Rey, typing with fingers numb from the cold. Dawn will soon spread across the sky until it greets the ocean at my back. Upstream, I can already see the canoe approaching, bearing what I fear is an unholy burden in those earthen vessels, a pagan sacrifice to be delivered to the merciless gods of the sea.

  5. I think the staff of a dying newspaper is now trying to find relevance online. And its working because, just look at all the responses to the trolls. But its bad business as I’m trying to point out. Desperation on the cusp of madness. Creating fake trolls like Charlie, Thai, and all the countless other names.

  6. If I’m wrong, will someone from the Daily News post and call me out? This blog has become ridiculous with trolls. Get the house in order.

    • Here’s an idea Rea, start your own blog. Then (and I speak only for myself) your ridiculous rants will have a home were you and your raggedy SUCC friends can indulge in fruitless FB fantasies.

      • here is another idea butt wipe – read the little bruin blog. Yeah I know, nothing happening with Wang Dang. Does the JC you attended have a blog?

  7. I’m tired of this blog. There is the flip side Daily News. You get the true USC fans tired of the nonsense of trolls.

  8. Trolls with nothing to contribute to any conversation but name calling and acting like….well, TROLLS.

  9. Why would Steve Sarkisian dismiss John Baxter ? Is he a control freak like his Brother Lane ?

  10. Professor, the sun has risen, and the gods have received their sacrifice. The men piloting the canoe followed Ballona Creek to the ocean. I left my perch on the bridge and walked toward the surf, an anonymous fellow seemingly out for some exercise on the beach at dawn. From the shoreline I could see the men aboard the canoe lift their vessels and pour their crimson contents into the sea. They paddled away, perhaps fearing trouble from earthly authorities, but surely the vast ocean and its hungry horde will dispose of any evidence.

    I myself have failed to capture any evidence at all. Too panicked to take a photo of the Menehune, I have only my testimony, as told on this vulgar blog. I do not even know what the purpose of it all was — why these men wanted to secure a blessing for their ti-tends, whatever those may be. I have failed you and Arthur Machen, I have failed Science, and most of all I have failed the poor panhandler Doug. Stream of life, run you slow or fast, the stream of Doug’s life reached the sea at last, this very morning, born upon a cursed current inconceivably ancient and evil. I only hope that the pagan prayers of his killers were drowned out by the roar of the jet aircraft from LAX bound for far-away lands where dark mysteries and foul rites were better left undisturbed.

    With regret,

    Nigel

    • Stellar work, Nigel, an amazingly exotic Web you weave! While your efforts are clearly unappreciated by the obtuse chimpanzees on this blog, others are fans of this captivating serial.

      You may have failed science but it may be of some solace for you to learn that Yoda has been holding readings of your works during our Preferred Plus Nights at Cadre HQ.

      The looks of excitement and wonder on the faces of the Preferred Plus dancers is something to behold, like a mix of Christmas and the Fourth of July!

      Hopefully you continue with your works, I realize it is rather like performing art before a troop of snarling baboons, but know that more appreciative fans gather on the fringes!

    • It sure seems things come to a peak right at the height of the recruiting season. Are we to believe all is well or are there suprises in store.

  11. Notice how Scotty (Daily News) doesn’t have comments available for the latest post with gargamel and the cute gal Reid. Not sure what to make of it, but why no comments available?

    • Maybe people were being mean to Reid. Some of the comments were questioning why she would want to be around Scott.

      I wonder if she is the one posting on this site for Scott…

      • I will bet big money that she is not. This isn’t the first time Scott has nice looking co-eds to appear with him in these videos. No offense to Reid, but its kind of creepy.

        • Let me explain it to you two stupid imbeciles: the wolfman would never subject a nice young lady to the venomous comments of low, sloppy trOXan beasts on his blog.

          It embarrassing that he can’t trust his own alums to not attack one of their own. Another reason Southern Cal is the toilet of the PAC 12.

          • Funny. I have to be subjected to you and your hordes of uncultured apes, excuse me, bruins. Some nice young ladies accept that they have to deal with trash and slum buckets. You follow?

            P.S. Sometimes USC sponsors free STD testing on campus. Maybe you should trek over there given your propensity for cruising. Then again, I guess your state school pays for those mistakes, don’t they?

          • no i don’t follow, your comment in disjointed! probably due to anger!

            i really hit a nerve!!

            by the way, next time you try a comeback, don’t mention your school if forced to provide free STD testing!!

            your untreated clap has obviously affected your brain…it may be too late for conservative treatment.

          • The only ones with the clap are the Bruins. Why are you guys so proud of that, by the way?

        • I don’t know what an “altar” ego is. But, it does seem that you have an interest in children. When did this start?

    • Gargamel used to have commenting enabled for the video posts…it inevitably devolved from obvious and appropriate observations about how creepy he looks, his juvenile attire, inarticulateness, how uncomfortable the women (and him, for that matter) standing next to him seemed to look, etc. to inappropriate comments about the young women interviewing Gargamel.

      • Golly-Nerd acts mystified about who would do such a thing when it was himself and the rest of his pals from Losers Anonymous.

    • i have grown tired of Rey Reyes!
      CHALLEGE ME Rey! you are so tough, CHALLENGE ME!!

      i am no dummy. far from it. you will find out what i mean!

      now pick a number. i will show you i KNOW what i am talking about!

      go ahead, make my day! pick a number!

  12. Can not believe Clancy Pendergast is not employed.. I know his lack of recruiting can not be that much of a determining factor..
    His defense speaks for itself!

Comments are closed.