46 thoughts on “Blind Item Of The Day”

1. HAWR-HAWR!!!!

   That is one SWEEET SCOOOOP, wolfman, that nobody can deny!

   THAT NOBODY CAN DENY!!!

   • You forgot to throw in a gratuitous “Chortle” at the end.

     • ……or “fit Un”

       To this day, I have no idea what that means.

       • I’ve always wondered what the “fit Un” thing was too. If you ever figure it out, please pass it along.

         • It’s troll talk for “fight on.” upChuck there thinks having his fake ID of color misspelling words is a fresh take. Instead, it is just a mildly racist and tedious troll post.

   • Chuck, check out the mustache on FTFO…

     • don’t try to trash his ‘stache.

       • A mustache like that is impervious to criticism. Also, it practically sings a four-part harmony barbershop quartet number all by itself.

         • I recognize the actor and the ‘stache. Look it up…its the actor who played Charlie Bucket as an adult.

         • So the legends are true…

         • so it is…..I didn’t even know this….so it’s clear 8clapjoke is FTFO4 life as well.

           didn’t even take Jezro to figure that one out.

           what’s the end game here????

         • Do you think Jethro is really Wolf?

         • we got a RAT in our crew.

         • What crew? I think you’re talking about the stable of misfits you manage!

         • Say, I know that boy, I mean man.

         • who’s been polishing your teeth?

   • Got to agree CB, that Wolf can pull a scoop out of virtually nowhere.

     • Oh I think we all know where he pulls it from!

2. Has USC conducted any practices in the last two months? And aren’t most of those coaches no longer on staff? If they were recently reprimanded then it would tend to narrow it down to Martin or Helton.

   • The baby journalist strikes again with news from 2013. And you know Gargamel wasn’t actually at practice to know if any of this is actually true.

     This blog’s tagline should be “Irrelevant, second hand, half truths from the past”

   • I would guess its basketball coaches

     • Nope, water polo.

3. OMG! I’m cancelling my season tickets.

4. He probably learned it from reading the posts on this blog!

5. If the Tanqueray Martini is not poured when cocktail hour begins at 5pm, Mr. Jenkins will provide reprimand WITH inappropriate language.

6. Which administration dept? Athletics? Which department?

7. Wolfie, do you ever get reprimanded for your dirty old sweatshirts you’ve got a fetish for?

8. I think he called someone a numbskull…. outed as a senior citizen in disguise.

9. That F*cking Ping Pong team needs to sack the F*ck up!

10. According to a source, bucket streaked across the practice field wearing his Alcindor special(spoiled jockstrap) and a coach let him know what he thought about it! He was finally apprehended after trolling the men’s showers!

    I will update as more info becomes available

11. Quit deleting our posts, truth hurts!

    • If the DN isn’t going to point out Gargamel’s ineptitude, then who will?

      • EXACTLY!!!

      • It’s not you Golly-Nerd.

12. Was it Football , Men or Woman’s Basketball , Baseball , Swimming ..? Who ? What ?

13. Well we know its not the football team, because the coaches are not allowed to “practice” with the players, and Spring practice has not started yet..
    I would guess Basketball.. That team is terrible!

    • If I kept blowing leads in almost every single game and couldn’t find the basket in the second half…i’d expect to be cursed at too.

14. Gargamel has an interesting journalistic style. He provides partial hearsay, and the reader has to fill in the details.

    • Golly-Nerd, tell the blog the heresay on why you lost out for best Star Wars costume at the Comic Con convention.I heard you blamed the Russian judge.

      • Because you were wearing it.

        • Better try again Golly-Nerd.

15. Wouldn’t it be nice if DN “Inside” posters could be reprimanded by the administraition for inappropriate language while posting?

16. If it’s Enfield, he has earned the right to use whatever language he deems necessary. 1 PAC-12 win does not deserve polite, parlor talk.

17. Whoever it was they’ll fit in with Mora’s choice of words when communicating with ‘players’.

18. Fhat the wuck?

19. You can’t be using inappropriate language at illegal practices, especially with money loaded envelopes and coffee cups being left around!

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