Pete Carroll Handbook 101

Too bad no one could ask Pete Carroll on Wednesday about this series of events. Asked on Feb. 22 about a report the Seahawks would release WR Sidney Rice, Carroll said, “I don’t know where that came from.”

Today, the Seahawks released Rice. What chapter covers obfuscation in the modern-day philosopher’s book, “Win Forever.”

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  • UCLA Dynasty

    NFL 101

    Most teams try to deal a player before he’s cut. Plus they would rather tell a player to his face than him reading about it in the news. Guessing if Pom Pom said yes, he’s going to get cut, Mr. Wolf would slam him for firing a player in the press.

    Your journalism school sure turns out dummies if they’re all like Mr. Wolf.

    • ClassOf85

      I am a graduate of the USC journalism program and went to school with Mr. Wolf. Unlike Mr. Wolf, I have a life, and career, outside of Pete Carroll and Lane Kiffin. Mr. Wolf is not representative of the graduates of the USC journalism program. Rater, he is an embarrassment.

      • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

        love the gaffe in the last sentence by the “journalism grad” criticizing the wolfman!!!

        how’s the copy room job at the PennySaver going?

        meanwhile the wolfman remains a GIANT in his field, voting in both the AP Football AND basketball polls!!!

        • ClassOf85

          …and you continue to be an idiot. I apologize for the typo. Obviously it’s a giant “gaffe.” I will edit it to keep the simple-minded happy.

          • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

            HAWR-HAWR!! you are rater touchy, there, Hemingway!!

            you HAD that one coming for challenging the wolfman!!

            AUUUUU-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

          • TrojanFan3.0

            Go back to bed, UPS delivered a new toy!

          • Jethro G Sabbath

            “rater” Is that you, Ernest?

          • Cheap seats

            Don’t mind him. It was discovered that Charlie Bucket is actually one of Wolf’s many screen names in the comments section.

            The rabbit hole just gets deeper. His obsession with Carroll and Kiffin is only the surface.

          • timtrojan

            Bucket and Scotty are one in the same.

          • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

            yes and the Illumiinatti trained Bigfoots to bring down the twin towers using thermite powder.

          • timtrojan

            Scotty has always been obsessed with the Illumiinatti

          • SUCC de trop

            So expecting a self-described professional journalist to edit their copy is a function only the simple-minded require. LOL. MIC…KEY MOUSE. You must be the OC Register Obit scribbler.

        • TrojanFan3.0

          The poor foreskin!……ouch!!!

          Wait, there is no foreskin on a pimple!!!!

        • marvgoux1

          What did he write?

          • Gollum-Wolf

            No surprise again, Trojan Reach Around/godouche22/Guest/marv, you’re as sharp as a marble…

          • FightON

            I think gotroy has multiple personality disorder. Marv is when he wants to randomly criticize but is too chicken crap to respond. Gotroy is when he wants to be a fiesty femme that doth protest too much. The others are when he wants to bottom for Bucket.

          • Gollum-Wolf

            I always thought his difficulty with walking came from the extended time on his knees but this could be another reason I suppose…

          • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

            Hi typed “Rater, he is an embarrassment” instead of “rather”
            so i poked him by saying: rater touchy there.
            i just thought is was funny that a big time journalist major made a typo while insulting the work of a fellow journalist.

        • Helen

          So says the UCLA dropout.

      • SUCC de trop

        What’s the link to your SUCC blog 86? Can’t wait to check it out. People who can, do, people who can’t whine and snivel.

        • Jethro G Sabbath

          What does that say about people who whine and snivel all day on a rival blog?

          • SUCC de trop

            I give.

          • Gollum-Wolf

            You mean take, right Gargamel?

          • gotroy22

            Golly-Nerd, are you playing with your Smurfs collection to get over the heartbreak of your 89th straight loss for best costume at the Comic Con convention?

        • Gollum-Wolf

          I thought you don’t read the comments, Gargamel…

          • SUCC de trop

            It’s true, I quit reading comic books in the seventh grade.

          • gotroy22

            Goly-Nerd is live blogging from the Comic Con convention in Sacramento. Tell us Golly-Nerd, who won for best Star Wars costume. And have you considered trying the Star Trek competition? I heard your ears would make you a great Spock.

      • rusoviet

        Hey ClassOf85 ‘bel-air ‘dallas’ is here to yank chains – that rag hole ain’t got nuthin’ but that ‘lesbian’ sk@nk ‘pounding’ that table and wialing like all leftist-stalinist-leninst sk@nks do – they hate Israel and this is U Controlled Lesbian Activists….ucla my sucla…..give me the ucla d(ck…give me the ucla d(ck!

  • WESTWOOD ROB

    What chapter covers obfu-HUH? Wolf thats not even a word!

  • Nile Kinnick

    Haden should let PC coach the B-Ball team; it can’t get any worse – USC is a dead last! We went from a pretty bad team to … bottom-of-the-gutter awful. This is USC, not CSUN…or is it?

    • rusoviet

      Nile I need you….I need you in the front …. (Moot The Hoople)… you sound like a typical bel-air tech suck up or worse a drum playah’ from W. 28th….inquiring minds want to know…. mine certainly does…closets kill bra’ …flame on out!

  • TrojanFan3.0

    TOOL!!!!!!

  • Cheap seats

    And how would the great reporter Wolf handle the question?

    Oh — I forgot — he didn’t manage to get off a single question that evening just like other big events and press conferences.

    gotroy22 to Wolf’s defense in 3….2….1….

    • Gollum-Wolf

      The only thing more pathetic than Smeagol-Wolf is his shill in shining armor known as Trojan Reach Around/marvgoux/godouche22/Guest

      • Cheap seats

        Are those 4 the same guy?

        • Gollum-Wolf

          Yeah. He’s the same bitter, passive aggressive, blog stalking, Comic Con obsessed old man too stupid to realize his beau’s true calling was playing Gargamel or Gollum on the big screen. Sure, Smeagol-Wolf has less hair than either, but who are we to quibble?

          • gotroy22

            Poor Golly Nerd! The judges didn’t like your Jar Jar Binks costume after all the trouble you went to, driving up there in that winter storm through the Grapevine. Rumor is George Lucas put out the word to blackball you after you were arrested for stalking him again.

        • gotroy22

          Didn’y you promise to change your handle to Gary Klein? What gives?

      • gotroy22

        Uh oh, this bitter rant means Golly-Nerd didn’t win Best Star Wars costume at opening night of the Comic Con convention in Sacramento. Poor Golly-Nerd!

    • gotroy22

      They released a transcript that listed the three questions Gary Klein aka cheapo asked at the press conference: “Pete, why can’t more football coaches be like you?”, “Can you teach me to Win Forever?” and ” Can you hire me to be your personal valet after the LA Times becomes a weekly flyer?” Pete’s reply to all three was, unfortunately, the same: “Please Gary, stop your shameless kissing up!”

  • rusoviet

    Hey lovers of woodie – since Vermeil
    booked not another bel-air tech has gone on to the NFL as a head coach…come to think
    of it no one ever got this pathetic pile of dog exhaust to a BCS
    Bowl…..Terry ‘The Pirate’ Robinson…that clowns work week was flying up to SFO and ‘acting’ like a GM for the 49er’s ‘unitl’ he got hios back end fired – ‘Terry’ never had the stones to be a HC in the NFL

    Time to sing the
    invocation for ‘woodrow’ ready sycophants “Oh come let us adore
    him….oh come let us adore him….woodrow the coward…

    • Cheap seats

      Tom Cable?

      I don’t know if that counts because he was actually HIRED by an SC coach then took the job after said SC coach was fired.

      Then Cable was fired a season later.

      • SUCC de trop

        Comerade, the Russian drunk, is I think, sniveling about Terry Donahue, who was the Niner GM for a year or two. Another quart of home brew potato vodka and it will come to Comerade the Cossack.

      • rusoviet

        You dont get it – the criterion was an ‘ex-bel-air tech HC’ not some assistant …. remember to worship woodie and his duaghter’sside ‘trepani (sic)…’ that crew is still making coin off gramps jo’ momma since he croaked …. then again that;s what socialists do…kind of like Kennedy’s crew…tell me when any of the riff raff from “jo’s’ loins ever starts a business – – - – questions – - – Obamska chevrolet – - – con artist extraordinaire – - – anyone seen Spike Lee?

        • SUCC de trop

          Comerade is starting to chug the potato juice. He must be celebrating Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.

          • rusoviet

            Look lunchbag – the Crimea never belonged to The Ukraine … Nikita gave it to them in the 1950′s – no Ukrainian or Russian had any Black Sea access to it until Peter The Great (temporarily) and then permanently under Katherine The Great.

            You feel so motivated to protest the CCCP then go on over there boyo….

          • SUCC de trop

            As usual Yuri, history and Vodka don’t mix. Nikita was a Ukrainian and ceded the Crimea to his homeland. Whether Mother Russia has a Black Sea marine base is neither here nor there. The Crimea belongs to the Ukrainians, primarily because Russia leases the land for its marine base. You and the Hammer and Syphilis: big foot, little brain.

          • rusoviet

            Krushchev was NOT a Ukrainian boyo – he was the Commisar for The Ukraine – he was a Russian born in Kalinovka not far from the brutal tank battlefield of 1943 Kursk….you have no idea of any Russikaja history.

          • SUCC de trop

            Point taken, so either as a Ukrainian or the Ukrainian Commissar, Nikita as Stalin’s successor, legally ceded the Crimea to the Ukraine with the Politburo’s consent. That’s a done Soviet deal. Now Putain wants his cake back and eat it too.

          • gotroy22

            Were you a History major at UCLA?

        • Joseph B. Lowe

          Be careful, Nellie Belle was great in the back room!

    • SUCC de trop

      Another well researched, bottom of bottle, I love you guys, Comerade post. F U and the hammer and syphilis.

  • old_trojan_93

    He said he didn’t know where the report came from. From what you’ve told us, Wolfe, that quote tells us nothing about whether he knew it was going to happen or not.

  • Joseph B. Lowe

    Pete is NOT the GM.

  • bazinga

    Carroll handled it like any competent coach would. This is a ridiculous post.

  • SaferInWestwood

    Wolfman what did you expect The Wonder Boy to say, the truth?!?! Paleeeez. .. .