Pete Carroll Handbook 101

Too bad no one could ask Pete Carroll on Wednesday about this series of events. Asked on Feb. 22 about a report the Seahawks would release WR Sidney Rice, Carroll said, “I don’t know where that came from.”

Today, the Seahawks released Rice. What chapter covers obfuscation in the modern-day philosopher’s book, “Win Forever.”

56 thoughts on “Pete Carroll Handbook 101

  1. NFL 101

    Most teams try to deal a player before he’s cut. Plus they would rather tell a player to his face than him reading about it in the news. Guessing if Pom Pom said yes, he’s going to get cut, Mr. Wolf would slam him for firing a player in the press.

    Your journalism school sure turns out dummies if they’re all like Mr. Wolf.

    • I am a graduate of the USC journalism program and went to school with Mr. Wolf. Unlike Mr. Wolf, I have a life, and career, outside of Pete Carroll and Lane Kiffin. Mr. Wolf is not representative of the graduates of the USC journalism program. Rater, he is an embarrassment.

      • love the gaffe in the last sentence by the “journalism grad” criticizing the wolfman!!!

        how’s the copy room job at the PennySaver going?

        meanwhile the wolfman remains a GIANT in his field, voting in both the AP Football AND basketball polls!!!

        • …and you continue to be an idiot. I apologize for the typo. Obviously it’s a giant “gaffe.” I will edit it to keep the simple-minded happy.

          • No surprise again, Trojan Reach Around/godouche22/Guest/marv, you’re as sharp as a marble…

          • I think gotroy has multiple personality disorder. Marv is when he wants to randomly criticize but is too chicken crap to respond. Gotroy is when he wants to be a fiesty femme that doth protest too much. The others are when he wants to bottom for Bucket.

          • I always thought his difficulty with walking came from the extended time on his knees but this could be another reason I suppose…

          • Hi typed “Rater, he is an embarrassment” instead of “rather”
            so i poked him by saying: rater touchy there.
            i just thought is was funny that a big time journalist major made a typo while insulting the work of a fellow journalist.

      • What’s the link to your SUCC blog 86? Can’t wait to check it out. People who can, do, people who can’t whine and snivel.

          • Goly-Nerd is live blogging from the Comic Con convention in Sacramento. Tell us Golly-Nerd, who won for best Star Wars costume. And have you considered trying the Star Trek competition? I heard your ears would make you a great Spock.

      • Hey ClassOf85 ‘bel-air ‘dallas’ is here to yank chains – that rag hole ain’t got nuthin’ but that ‘lesbian’ sk@nk ‘pounding’ that table and wialing like all leftist-stalinist-leninst sk@nks do – they hate Israel and this is U Controlled Lesbian Activists….ucla my sucla…..give me the ucla d(ck…give me the ucla d(ck!

  2. Haden should let PC coach the B-Ball team; it can’t get any worse – USC is a dead last! We went from a pretty bad team to … bottom-of-the-gutter awful. This is USC, not CSUN…or is it?

    • Nile I need you….I need you in the front …. (Moot The Hoople)… you sound like a typical bel-air tech suck up or worse a drum playah’ from W. 28th….inquiring minds want to know…. mine certainly does…closets kill bra’ …flame on out!

  3. And how would the great reporter Wolf handle the question?

    Oh — I forgot — he didn’t manage to get off a single question that evening just like other big events and press conferences.

    gotroy22 to Wolf’s defense in 3….2….1….

    • The only thing more pathetic than Smeagol-Wolf is his shill in shining armor known as Trojan Reach Around/marvgoux/godouche22/Guest

        • Yeah. He’s the same bitter, passive aggressive, blog stalking, Comic Con obsessed old man too stupid to realize his beau’s true calling was playing Gargamel or Gollum on the big screen. Sure, Smeagol-Wolf has less hair than either, but who are we to quibble?

          • Poor Golly Nerd! The judges didn’t like your Jar Jar Binks costume after all the trouble you went to, driving up there in that winter storm through the Grapevine. Rumor is George Lucas put out the word to blackball you after you were arrested for stalking him again.

      • Uh oh, this bitter rant means Golly-Nerd didn’t win Best Star Wars costume at opening night of the Comic Con convention in Sacramento. Poor Golly-Nerd!

    • They released a transcript that listed the three questions Gary Klein aka cheapo asked at the press conference: “Pete, why can’t more football coaches be like you?”, “Can you teach me to Win Forever?” and ” Can you hire me to be your personal valet after the LA Times becomes a weekly flyer?” Pete’s reply to all three was, unfortunately, the same: “Please Gary, stop your shameless kissing up!”

  4. Hey lovers of woodie – since Vermeil
    booked not another bel-air tech has gone on to the NFL as a head coach…come to think
    of it no one ever got this pathetic pile of dog exhaust to a BCS
    Bowl…..Terry ‘The Pirate’ Robinson…that clowns work week was flying up to SFO and ‘acting’ like a GM for the 49er’s ‘unitl’ he got hios back end fired – ‘Terry’ never had the stones to be a HC in the NFL

    Time to sing the
    invocation for ‘woodrow’ ready sycophants “Oh come let us adore
    him….oh come let us adore him….woodrow the coward…

    • Tom Cable?

      I don’t know if that counts because he was actually HIRED by an SC coach then took the job after said SC coach was fired.

      Then Cable was fired a season later.

      • Comerade, the Russian drunk, is I think, sniveling about Terry Donahue, who was the Niner GM for a year or two. Another quart of home brew potato vodka and it will come to Comerade the Cossack.

      • You dont get it – the criterion was an ‘ex-bel-air tech HC’ not some assistant …. remember to worship woodie and his duaghter’sside ‘trepani (sic)…’ that crew is still making coin off gramps jo’ momma since he croaked …. then again that;s what socialists do…kind of like Kennedy’s crew…tell me when any of the riff raff from “jo’s’ loins ever starts a business – – – – questions – – – Obamska chevrolet – – – con artist extraordinaire – – – anyone seen Spike Lee?

        • Comerade is starting to chug the potato juice. He must be celebrating Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.

          • Look lunchbag – the Crimea never belonged to The Ukraine … Nikita gave it to them in the 1950’s – no Ukrainian or Russian had any Black Sea access to it until Peter The Great (temporarily) and then permanently under Katherine The Great.

            You feel so motivated to protest the CCCP then go on over there boyo….

          • As usual Yuri, history and Vodka don’t mix. Nikita was a Ukrainian and ceded the Crimea to his homeland. Whether Mother Russia has a Black Sea marine base is neither here nor there. The Crimea belongs to the Ukrainians, primarily because Russia leases the land for its marine base. You and the Hammer and Syphilis: big foot, little brain.

          • Krushchev was NOT a Ukrainian boyo – he was the Commisar for The Ukraine – he was a Russian born in Kalinovka not far from the brutal tank battlefield of 1943 Kursk….you have no idea of any Russikaja history.

          • Point taken, so either as a Ukrainian or the Ukrainian Commissar, Nikita as Stalin’s successor, legally ceded the Crimea to the Ukraine with the Politburo’s consent. That’s a done Soviet deal. Now Putain wants his cake back and eat it too.

    • Another well researched, bottom of bottle, I love you guys, Comerade post. F U and the hammer and syphilis.

  5. He said he didn’t know where the report came from. From what you’ve told us, Wolfe, that quote tells us nothing about whether he knew it was going to happen or not.

  6. Carroll handled it like any competent coach would. This is a ridiculous post.

  7. Wolfman what did you expect The Wonder Boy to say, the truth?!?! Paleeeez. .. .

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