USC opens spring practice today and there are some big questions for the Trojans. Here’s a top 5 that I wrote for today’s paper.
1. WHO STARTS AT CENTER? There is no clear-cut frontrunner here because the Trojans lost three centers from last season (Marcus Martin, Abe Markowitz, Cyrus Hobbi). The best player for the job is starting left guard Max Tuerk, but does coach Steve Sarkisian want to create another void by moving Tuerk here? The most natural candidate is freshman Toa Lobendahn, who was in high school three months ago. Redshirt freshman Khaliel Rodgers is another candidate.
Number 1 question. How many little trolls will Scotty excite with his attempt at wit today?
Let me know when the wit starts from Mr. Wolf. The real talent is in the comments section.
Saying that the Wolfman “attempts” wit is like saying that Freddie Prinze Jr. “attempts” to be awesome. Wit and awesomeness flow through Wolf and Prinze Jr., respectively. Does the riverbed “attempt” to flow with water?
You must be around 70?
I’m hip to what the kids are into.
Sweet, keep up the good fight
After saying for years that sanctions haven’t affected USC, Scottie now states the depleted roster is concern #5 in the Spring.
My #1 question for the Spring is who are the starting defensive backs.
Scotty serves what ever the trolls are eating.
Walking contradiction
Another constructive post. 2 in a row! 2 biscuit treats will be fedexed this time. RRRUFF!!! Is Scott disproving science in that an old dog can learn new tricks? Possibly the eighth wonder of the world.
Stellar analysis, wolfman!!!
i especially like Sark’s admission that Southern Cal has a “woe is Me” crybaby mentality!!!
the constant losses to the UCLA Bruins probably add to this inferiority complex!!
and i guess the steady barrage of vicious crotch kicks from the Cadre don’t help much either!!
“look at me!! i’m a trOXan!! WAH! WAH! WAH! and my crotch hurts!!”
HAWR-HAWR!!!
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a Cadre boot stamping on a Troxan crotch — forever.
i dont have to imagine anything!! the Cadre is stamping crotches every all day all up in this Beeeyatch!!!!
Is that how they make the famed Troxan nut wine?
i call it nut WHINE!!!!!
thank you!!! i’m here all week!!
(and i do mean ALL WEEK!!!!)
Does UCLA have a spring practice or does Mora just take the whole team to get their nails done? Again the trolls trying to crash the big boys party.
the Cadre on this blog is more like a mallet crashing a thumb-tack party.
Oops, tripped over a bunch of little baby blue punks on a USC site again…….weird??????
more “Woe is me” from a trOXan……Sark was right!!!