Burritos In Box At USC. What’s Next?


USC became the first college in the nation today to have a Burritobox on campus. The machine is serviced daily and features five types of burritos that cost $3. The burrito is heated up in the machine while you wait. A burrito in a box? What’s next? Maybe we’re not far off from the day when you can order a basketball coach. They need one of these machines at the Galen Center for the games when they close concessions stands.

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  • jetman624

    Sometimes your attempts at humor are just painful to read…

    I can’t believe you get paid to “write” for a living.

    • Independent_George

      Scott doesn’t write, at least not on this blog.

      It’s is more like “Blog in a Box” round here.

      He just types in certain key words; “Lane Kiffin”, “Basketball Coach: “Pac-12 Network,” “Galen Center Conscessions,” “Recruiting”, wait a few minutes, and voila, it’s a Scott Wolf blog post!

      The LA Times’ earthquake auto-bot is less predictable than Scott’s Blog in a Box. And more factual, as well.

  • Helen

    Looks like Chuckie’s cover has been blown!

    • Jethro G Sabbath

      This is a tough case. I’m not ready to make a determination yet.

  • Count YoBuck

    Zhat is a goot vun, Vulfman!!!!


    • I love the accent. That is so creative.

      • Charlie’s Mom

        Son, please return my pink dress. I want to wear it on Saturday night and I’m sure that it will need to be dry cleaned. Also, please leave the family sedan in the driveway and put the keys by the front door. Your father needs it to get to work. We are not mad at you for burning the wallpaper and drapes in your bedroom. Everything has been repaired and your bed is ready for you sleep in when you come home. We love you. P.S. I will pay for your GED test.

        • anno nimus

          oh geez, I can’t believe I wasted 20 seconds of my life reading your BS of a post.

          • Jethro G Sabbath

            And I thought I was obsessed with Bucket.

        • NobisaMan

          He loaned it to me. I’ll return it AFTER my date with T-Fail. (it’s his birthday)

          • NOBSisdaMAN

            Not to mention my serious time with bucket

      • Jethro G Sabbath

        And you seem familiar as well. This is confusing.

        • Helen

          Oh, leave it alone. What’s good for the Goose is good for the Gander.

    • anno nimus

      Excuse me CY, are you German by any chance? that accent sounds very familiar.

      • Cheap seats

        CY has a lisp.

        • I think CY is a little light on his ties, if you know what I mean.

  • ScottWolfSniffsHisOwnFarts

    I’m surprised to read Gargamel complaining about something. It’s so not like him,

  • B.Miller

    Well in China you can purchase crabs in a box and in Beverly Hills you can purchase Caviar in a vending machine..

    • Miller, I hate to say it but your avatar is really offensive and objectifies women.

      • Jethro G Sabbath

        And that’s a problem HOW? Women ARE objects…of my desire!!

      • B.Miller

        Bucket.. I really hate to say it but your avatar is really offensive to little white boys, named Charlie
        I’ll change mine if you change yours!

  • NOBSisdaMAN

    Somebody let Thaimex out!

    • TrojanFan3.0

      Butt Darts!

  • NeverGoodtoBeABruin

    And with that change, 10 more Bruin alums on the unemployment line.

  • j metaphor

    Simply ordering a coach from a box is not the way St. Pat rolls.
    First, he uses University money to retain an elite and nationally recognized search firm (thus insulating himself from the impending train wreck). Then he searches for 4 to 5 months to find a coach that will take a basketball job at a football (nay water polo) school, then he hires the one with the hottest wife from the leftovers.
    That’s how Patty rolls
    Actually, not a bad strategy now that I think about it.

  • Jethro G Sabbath


    If you must know, I have never had anything to do with fake accounts of you or anyone else here.
    You obviously can not say the same thing as you have created one of me as well as others.
    If this brings you any fulfillment, have at it.
    At some point you might want to take a step back and think about how you spend your time and energy.

    • TrojanFan3.0

      He’s a carpet-bombing sunnova batch!!!

      • NobisaMan

        That he is. But I do see Bucket’s point of view….Sometimes you just gotta shoot a hostage.

    • WEB_Dupree

      When it comes to using multiple handles, I’m as guilty as anyone, but even I have never outright copied someone else’s user name. Well, “Westwood Rob” began as a spoof of BruinRob, but at least I used a different name.

      What’s going on here now isn’t even parody.

  • bazinga

    Sincerely, what IS next? Will the day come when you can order a reporter who is serious? Reporter in Box? Reporter in Closet?