Caesarhawks Increase USC Ties

Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll hired former USC tailback Chad Morton as assistant special teams coach. Morton held a similar job with Green Bay. Carroll also promoted his son, Nate, to assistant wide receivers coach.

These convoluted titles make Morton and the younger Carroll sound like Mark Ratner (above) from the movie, “Fast Times at Ridgemont High.” Ratner held the title, “assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater.”

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  • Internal Monologue

    I wonder if assistant to the assistant manager is higher than hack beat reporter?

  • juan carlos

    Weak.

  • Gary Klein

    Always something to whine about in the world of Wolf.

    What’s even sadder is how far he digs to find something so trivial to complain about.

    • TrojanFan3.0

      It kills him when others related to USC have any success.

  • Caster Troy

    Scott Wolf, you have never been and never will be funny. Just stick to reporting information. Every now and then (perhaps a few times a month) you actually post information that is worth reading. But humor is not your thing.

    • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

      that’s what the butts of jokes always say!!

      wolfman, you are ON FIRE!!!

      another CRY BABY!!

      • Gary Klein

        Don’t take it so personal! Wolf, if you had thicker skin, you’d be an entirely different reporter. Instead, you choose to always be b*tthurt and post here with your screen name as a “UCLA fan.”

        • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

          the fact your comment is so WAY OFF the mark makes it unintentionally funny.

          if the wolfman had a thin skin, he would simply ban all the Dummies who sling their juvenile insults at him!!

          while the wolfman is in sync with the Cadre, the wolfman is above the Dummies, over them, beyond them. Dummies are Them. wolfman is Us. we are Cadre.

          • Gary Klein

            I don’t know where this blog would be without your fictitious character! LOL

            THICK skin??? We’re not talking foreskin here, buddy. If you were thick-skinned, you wouldn’t be crying about Kiffin and Carroll and whoever hurt your feelings.

            I know — there’s a long list: mater dei players, song girls, etc. You keep way too many grudges.

          • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

            UH-OH!!! Spagehtti-O!! your above “comment” was DELETED!!!

            AND, i am flagging your last comment as well!!

            time to CLEAN UP this joint!!!

            and the Cadre is the BROOM!!!

          • Cheap seats

            Oh yes….your skin is so thick, you can’t even handle responses!! Go ahead and flag away.

            How ironic. I troll can dish it out for almost 10 years and the second someone gets back at him, he gets his panties in a bunch!

          • TrojanFan3.0

            He’s a sad little old man with no life outside of this blog

          • Jethro G Sabbath

            “I’m telling the teacher on you!” – Charlie Bucket

          • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

            Cadre are keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
            we will use peacefull means to keep the peace…when we can. then, we get nasty.

          • TrojanFan3.0

            The blind leading the blind!

          • NOBSisdaMAN

            The joint is getting cleaned up, at least TWO of your posts were DELETED. Hahahahahahahahaha

          • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

            if you look closer, you’ll see those were comments by “gary klien” that i flagged!!

            i did have a post deleted, presumably for mentioning Donald Sterling…..i didn’t know he was a sacred cow around here….does he own the DN too??

          • NOBSisdaMAN

            Try “USC Pairs’ Team Wins Volleyball Title” moron. TWICE! Hahahahahaha

          • TrojanFan3.0

            You’re long overdue for a good a** whipping. I would be first in line to give you one!

          • Ted

            Does the truth hurt?

          • TrojanFan3.0

            Another misfit, beyond pathetic!

          • TrojanFan3.0

            What do you call a person who has trolled this blog for 10 years under multiple usernames?

          • marvgoux1

            Trojan Fan 3.0

          • TrojanFan3.0

            Misfit!

      • B.Miller

        I dont think he meant to offend you Wolf..

    • marvgoux1

      What wasn’t funny was when Spaulding was an assistant coach for us. Embarrassing yes, funny no.

  • NOBSisdaMAN

    At least Pete is making hires better than the LA Daily News has done.
    You’re jealousy, Scott, is really getting out of hand. You should either try and better yourself or shut up.

    • TrojanFan3.0

      When is the Daily News going to fire his pathetic a**?

      • NOBSisdaMAN

        Can’t…..minority.

        • Mike 70

          fat, bald and gay!

  • john wolcott

    I have always wanted to see that old movie, which got rave reviews.

    And the line Wolfie quoted is kind of funny

    Between the Ugly Bucket/Thigh Mix’s hypocritical lordly praise of Wolf, and the low-brow criticism from others, it would seem Wolfie’s expertise, such as it is, falls somewhere in between.

    • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

      check out LJ, trashing his fellow Dummies!!

      HAWR-HAWR!!!!

      at least LJ has the guts to call the “low brow” Dummies what they are!!!

      love the brutal honesty!! Cadre-like behavior from a Nattering Nabob!!

  • Internal Monologue

    I wonder why USC fans’ comments are deleted, while crude UCLA fans’ comments remain?

    • Cheap seats

      Because Wolf is the moderator. It’s no secret he hates USC.

      • TrojanFan3.0

        Sad, but true.

    • marvgoux1

      Only the fans of both schools who can’t follow the rules have that problem.

  • Toejam For Life

    Does that mean that the Seahawks pump up music will be Side 2 of Led Zeppelin 2 and they won’t go all the way any more? That has been Southern Cal’s legacy for the last 10 years!!