Quote Of The Night

“I can’t believe Marqise Lee is still on this board.”

— NFL Network analyst Heath Evans

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  • Every year, the SAME THING!!!

    Over-hyped trOXans dropping farther than a giraffe turd in the draft!!!

    Oh, MERCY NURSE!!!

    • Internal Monologue

      I wonder what is more important to Malcolm Smith – where he was drafted or that he was Super Bowl MVP?

      • Violet

        Unfortunately, he’s was virtually unknown before that and has already
        been forgotten. It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in

        • anno nimus

          shut up.

        • UCLA Bleauz

          Is this the dawning of the age of Aquarius?…..nice one, Ghandi……….

          • Violet

            That’s Shakespeare, you ignorant cork-sucker.

            Sorry, I usually don’t have a cocktail this early.

          • UCLA Bleauz

            A Violet by any other name is still……Bucket….

          • SUCC de trop

            Inverted nipples usually start juicing early.

        • SUCC de trop

          “Now without mustard.”

  • Quick Thought: if I was more clever, I’d do a song parody of the draft based on Don McLean’s “American Pie”

    I can’t remember if I sighed

    When I saw Marquis all red bow tied,

    But someone said his chances were fried.

    The day, the Dummies Cried.

    (The phone ain’t ringin’…)

    But I’m too old, I’m too tired and I’m to damn blind.

    • Smeagol-Putz

      Voting up your own post?? Don’t forget to switch accounts, trash can…

    • Internal Monologue

      I wonder if Scottie slipped up by referring to “Quick Thought” while in his faux Bucket account?


      They would not draft him,
      They’re not drafting still.
      Perhaps they never will…

      • Violet

        “Vincent”… makes me cry every time.

        Kind of like Scott’s incessant polls.

        • UCLA Bleauz

          Starry, starry night…….paint your palette cardinal and gold…look out Scotties getting old….with eyes as dark fresh mined coal….

        • WESTWOOD ROB

          You never know which jokes and references will work with this crowd.

  • Toejam For Life

    I guess he will now be called Marquise Barkley!

  • john wolcott

    Watkins was the stud and that kid from Oregon State is a blur on the field. There were just too many good players to choose from before Lee was going to be chosen.

    Besides, even if a player is picked in the last or 7th round, that means he is one of about 200 footballers out of a possible pool of approximately 2500 players to be chosen

    So that is an honor

    • Violet

      Hey can I borrow your book? You know, “Things Losers Say”?

      • Violet, he’s turning violet, Violet!

      • SUCC de trop

        You don’t need the book, you have “things losers say,” memorized.

  • trojan92

    He ain’t the only one!

  • NOBSisdaMAN

    What happened to that big FAT lineman from Westside Tech that was supposed to go Round 1?

    • SUCC de trop

      Nobs, I distinctly remember you saying coutless times you don’t care anything about UCLA. And now you are thoughtfully pondering Su’s draft options. Thank you Nobs, the trolls appreciate your Bruin interest.

      • NOBSisdaMAN

        Su? is he the guy that came out of the closet a few weeks ago?

        • SUCC de trop

          No he isn’t, but what difference would it make. Anyway Nobs, Su doesn’t dress in pink suits and clown bow ties.

          • TrojanFamily

            You are a fashion critic now? Maybe you shouldn’t wear your khakis pulled up to your chest, old man, before you offer fashion advice.

      • Nubs CONTINUES to be BRUTALIZED by the Cadre!!! Not even T-Fail is backing him up!!

        Stay DOWN, Nubsie!! You’re BEAT!!! (Like marquis)

  • NOBSisdaMAN

    8 Clap for Barr. Went to the PERFECT team…the Vikings. They NEVER won a Super Bowl; ucla never got a unanimous Natty. Vikes got to the Super Bowl and LOST every time….just like the bRuins in the Pac 12 Championship game. Barr is a GREAT fit and will be comfortable in that environment.

    • we know you’re hurting, bro, isn’t there someone i can call? what happened to T-Fail, your dependable lap pooch?? did he get banned again like DTS? or is he afraid to get caught in the crossfire of Cadre missiles?? either way, you’re on your own, Nubsie…

      • NOBSisdaMAN

        TF got a call from Mrs bucket last night. He’s still there.

        • oh that’s right, our septic tank is due for it’s annual cleaning. they hired T-fail back?? that makes sense i mean, stealing turds is a victimless crime if you ask me.

          • But, Herr Bucket, he vas eatink zem!

          • oh, god.

          • NOBSisdaMAN

            You should have more respect for your wife than that.

          • speaking of wives, dude, a little heads up on Jojo would’ve been good….i mean Lolo.

  • ” believe Marquis wore a Pee Wee Herman suit, i cannot ”

    -Cadre Executive Board Member Yoda

    • anno nimus

      Charlie, YOU ARE ON F-F-F-F-FU-FUH-FIRE!!!!!

      • UCLA Bleauz

        What do you mean?…. the entire Cadre is made up of flamers……

        • anno nimus

          Lol clever.

    • TrojanFamily

      This is what Cliven Bucket does when he doesn’t feel like logging into each fake account. I do admit, it seems to save him a lot of time.

  • “I can’t believe what a brutal whipping Nubsie is taking”

    -Charlie Bucket

  • “i CAN’T believe what a GREAT job the WOLFMAN is doing!!! Fit Un, troxan!! no wonder you gueys are all arrogant!!”


  • “my asss hurts real bad. someone make them stop”


  • “Secont round? AH! AH! AH!”

    -Count Smackula

  • “i love that guey, Charlie Bucket”

    -Gina-D Emerging Platforms and Foundations Director

  • Jethro G Sabbath

    Somebody REALLY has a lot of time on his hands this morning!