USC president Max Nikias welcomed Steve Ballmer’s bid to buy the Clippers on his Instagram account. Remember my prediction about Ballmer joining the USC board of trustees.
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and remember my offer to sell Balmer a box of Cadre cat turds for $20million!!
The offer STANDS big shot!!
HAWR-HAWR!!!!
And my offer to sell you industrial strength mints still stands!
No vouchers for the pride cruise accepted!
If you thought the 60-Year Old Virgin Cheerleader Guy on the UCLA sidelines was embarrassing, just wait until Ballmer starts ranting and sweating profusely on USC’s sidelines.
On the outside looking in, cat excrement in hand, snotty nose pressed against the window, nothing accomplished in life. Ying and Yang – Ballmer and Bucket. The universe is in balance.
I like to drink coffee during the morning in my backyard. It is tranquil.
I like to relax on my chaise lounge on my patio in the afternoon. Napping in the warm sun, cool breeze, AAAAHHHHH!
That sounds delightful. I admire that.
I am going to remember Coffee Mate.
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH BILLIONARES ON YOUR BOARD OF TRUSTEES!
Only if they ante up for the new stadium. Boycott PSLs!
He might be a welcome change from Jamie McCourt, or is she still a member
And Ballmer gave a pretty good speech at the SC graduation ceremonies.
And his extroverted personality might set better in L.A. than Sterling’s non-elegant combustible style