With the World Cup in full force, the Tuscaloosa News compares all 32 countries to college football programs. Some are quite good, such as saying Spain is Oregon: “Throughout history regarded as a solid team. In the last couple of decades transformed itself into a total powerhouse.”
England is Notre Dame: “Great tradition, great fans. Should be good. A lot of people hope they are good. They are no good.”
But USC is compared to Uruguay: “Despite wild oscillations, a top tier team that no one is going to underestimate.”
I think USC, with all its national championships, deserves a bigger country, like Germany or Italy. What country would you give USC?