USC’s Rising Stars camp opens this morning, featuring some of the top high school platyers. This is where coaches made detailed evaluations and sometimes lose interest in a recruit or discover they like someone more than they realized.
Among those scheduled to attend are safety Marvell Tell, cornerback Iman Marshall, quarterback Ricky Town, linebacker John Houston, defensive lineman Rasheem Green, offensive lineman Roy Hemsley and offensive lineman Breland Brandt.
Notable players not attending include wide receiver Desean Holmes, wide receiver Trent Irwin, tailback Malik Lovette, quarterback Travis Waller, offensive lineman Zach Robertson.wide receiver Cordell Broadus (son of Snoop Dogg) and linebacker Lokeni Toailoa.
Wait! ……aren’t they wearing Nikes????
Where is the Baby QB?!?!?!?!?!?!? I NEED TO KNOW!!! Guess I’ll go look in the Honolulu Times.
Next week UCLA will hold their camp “Luke Warm Rejects and Guys Who like Baby Blue”. Players will be timed in the 8 clap and towel wave. The whole event will end Sunday night with a baby blue fashion show.
How did we lose to those rejects, Layla? Oh right, your husband was our coach.
The only reject around here is you Dogpatch. Thank god you can’t afford going to games. The less people see of you, the better for us all.
The only reject is you, Jackie the Trust Fund Baby. You wouldn’t know if I am a season ticket holder because you never actually have attended a SC game. You are always drunk, passed out and covered in your own vomit at the pregame party tent.
“Players will be timed in the 8 clap and towel wave”
Oh I’m dying here!
Scottie: that first paragraph is a journalistic doozie.
Careful gotroy22 aka Scott’s mom will attack.
Careful Timmy aka Layla Kiffin will defend Helenian Logic.
Helenian logic is the only saving grace on this AFU board.
HILARIOUS!
BM has the iQ of a turnip so he would find that amusing.
Ouch.. you got me there.. good comeback!
He went to the Don Rickles School of Insults…..
Guys terrible! But you have to give him credit.. He’s really earning that Daily News Pay check.. Tallying up those lame comments to make Wolfs blog look successful!
BM is earning his Heritage Hall paycheck trying to promote Pat Haden at every chance.
And to think, he does that AND is a professional line stander….he’s quite the multi-tasker……
How’s your job being a seat holder for the Academy Awards?
Hey, don’t knock it…. there’s nothing wrong with holding Julia Roberts seat, if you know what I mean…
You sly dog!
We should stop talking picking on gotroy22, before he logs on to one of his other accounts and gets back up!
It is about time for you to log into your timmy account so you can talk to your sock puppet, BM.
You deserve credit for typing while dealing with your Crohns Disease, BM.
ouch.. two comments in one sitting.. your really earning that pay check this week. Let Wolf know I am sorry I can not be on his blog more..
You really are earning that paycheck seeding this blog with rah rah blather that would make Pat Haden blush.
Garry Bleauz went to the Totie Fields School of Insults.
There’s no need to drag your ex-wife into the conversation……
Sorry to hear about the passing of your ex, Moms Mabley.
Moms knew how to make a rather tasty pulled pork sandwich….
Thanks BM. You are such a great contributor to conversations here with you constant whine.
Everyone is shocked you didn’t find it “Hysterical”.
Psychometrists have ascertained that the IQ of a turnip is equivalent to scoring a 145 full scale on the W.A.I.S. Not exactly chopped liver.
I can’t believe that his employer ever reads this blog. It is unfathomable that anyone with a degree in Journalism is capable of such poor sentence3 construction, not to mention “platyers.”
It’s Scotties version of a Haiku…….
For my money, the Platyers recorded the best version of “Smoke Gets In Your Eyes”.
Scott, what about the Baby Quarterback (David Sills)? Will he be there?
its the Rising Stars Camp, not the Falling Stars Camp, tontolon.
“It’s” not “its”. Please correct your spelling error. I cannot continue to help you improve yourself if you are unable to write a sentence correctly.
I wish you all the best Chucker Bucker.
More proof Chucker Bucker is really Scottie – neither can spell.
Another great observation Helen!
So CowPolyFan3.0 is Scott? Who’d a thunk it?
good to see all the usual Dummies are here FIRST THING in the morning to DEVOUR the wolfman’s latest post!
nothing iike a breakfast of Wolf Posties!!
HAWR-HAWR!!!
(if i didn’t KNOW how much they LOATHE the wolfman’s skills, i might think they were HUGE FANS!!!!)
I’m sure that even YOU slow down to get a better look at a car wreck….
Nice analogy.
touche
Using that analogy, you have parked on the 405 and set up a squatters village.
If anyone would know about squatting, it would be YOU…. especially after consuming a Street Meat, bacon wrapped hot dog after a USC game at the Coliseum…
Those street meat, bacon wrapped hot dogs are to die for (don’t take me literally). Yes, they are illegal (carts have no permit) and have been subject to LAPD sweeps from time to time (nothing consistent here) but are delicious! I damn near crapped my knickers at the spring game when I discovered that over the many years, the price has almost tripled. My pancreas did a momentary flip-flop but fortunately my Visa card has no upper limit. Next to a win by my Trojans, these dogs are definitely 2nd priority each time I make a trip to the Grey Lady. They set new standards for ‘Yum’. After 20 something years I am still alive and kicking…so far, no downside. If this defines a squatter, then I am guilty as charged.
Ha!…. really?… I may have to update my will, pay up my life insurance policy and try one next season!
Lorenzo, you are a man’s man (figuratively)!!
i have chomped those puppies back in the day at 4AM on a back street in T.J. no less (where i think they were invented) and never suffered any ill effects…lets face it, they are cooked so hot and so long i doubt any pathogens could survive anyway!!
amusing how some trOXans are so delicate they would not even DARE to have a bacon dog!! que conchas!!
If anyone would know about Street Meat bacon wrapped hot dog consumption, it would be YOU, Garry Bleauz. What is your record, the 64 you downed against Kobayashi in 2007?
I’m a fan of Joey Chestnut……..eat American!
Excellent post. And highly accurate!
TRENT IRWIN should get a USC scholarship.. The kid can catch!