Germany 1, Argentina 0

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Tears of joy for Germany and sorrow for Argentina as a match that looked destined for penalties ends as Mario Gotze scores the goal of his life in extra time. Lionel Messi will be under scrutiny for some time after this match and Argentina will rue missed chances. And Miroslav Klose ends with a World Cup title and the all-time goals record. Not bad for a 36 year old.

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  • NOBSisdaMAN

    The Cadre loses again. Billy Barty, Captain. bucket, Goalie (that gave up the winner) and ThaiB wearing his orange bib. Hahahahahahahaha Back on the bus boys, you’re going back across the border.

  • Jack B

    Thank God I only saw the last 15 minutes. What a borefest. It’s a sport made for midgets.

    The better the teams, the less they score. Cool. Most goal attempts aren’t even close. America will never adopt this ball-passing, people-trying-to-trip-eachother tournament.

    Messi wins the so-called Golden Ball and looked as average as the day is long.

    My favorites are the floppers. They look like they need the hospital bad, then are suddenly playing at glorious full speed three minutes later.

    • TrojanFan3.0

      It’s all truly pathetic!
      Don’t understand why wolf gets such hard on about it

    • Trogan Fan

      sorry man, but a country that keeps baseball as its national pastime has no place mocking a sport like soccer. Imagine the Dodgers running for even 1 half of a soccer match.

      • UCLA Bleauz

        And you don’t see any soccer players chewing tobacco either…..

      • Jack B

        Ya, I love watching midgets running around trying to kick each other, kick directly out of bounds or simply to their fellow midgets. Imagine soccer players trying to use their arms as pitchers or batters or fielders. Ya, that makes a lot of sense. Feel free to watch all the soccer (errr, kickball) you want. Good times for you, Naptime for most of us.

      • Jack B

        Ya, I love watching midgets running around trying to kick each other, kick directly out of bounds or simply to their fellow midgets. Imagine soccer players trying to use their arms as pitchers or batters or fielders. Ya, that makes a lot of sense. Feel free to watch all the soccer (errr, kickball) you want. Good times for you, Naptime for most of us.

        • Trogan Fan

          In the war of midgets versus roided up fat men, I’ll take the side that actually has athletic ability. Besides, Germany’s average height was 6’1″, so I have to assume you’re talking about the short Hispanic players, in which case that’s very racist of you!

          • Jack B

            The German who scored the only goal looks like he’s about 5-6, max. Is he really Hispanic? You’re an idiot. You don’t even know how to spell Trojan. You obviously need to look up Hispanic as well, Troll. Typical loser Troll. Can’t spell and doesn’t know the difference between a German and a Hispanic.

          • Trogan Fan

            Well, help me out then. If Germany’s team averages 6’1″, where are all these midgets you speak of? One short guy (he’s 5’8″ btw) doesn’t a midget army make.

  • rusoviet

    Jack B has it right – turned it on at the 115 minute shortly before the goal was scored – man what a long bore and a ‘no go’ – no time for ads during the telecast.

    This is why the rest of the world loves it – it’s ‘sports as socialism’ – everyone is equal and equally boring.

  • Mike 70

    Thank God this is over. Never watched a moment.

    • TrojanFan3.0

      Same thing I told my wife…..LOL!

      • gotroy22

        You mean your blow up doll Lucille?

    • Trogan Fan

      if you didn’t watch, why would you care it’s over?

      • UCLA Bleauz

        It was an entertaining game to watch, which included numerous missed opportunities on both sides… I’m glad it didn’t go to a penalty kick shootout though……the better team won, IMO

        • Trogan Fan

          Just like 35-14!

          • UCLA Bleauz

            But not at all like 50-0, which was more like Germany’s 7-1 humiliation over Brazil……

          • Trogan Fan

            except years ago and irrelevant to the current.

  • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

    CONGRATS, WOLFMAN, you CALLED it!!!

    • TrojanFan3.0

      Called what? Does it really matter when no one .
      cares.
      Another slow day at the swap meet

      • Ray Reyes

        3.0, he meant that he’s finally happy Wolf called him on the phone at his house! Who would know why? Hmmmm…..

        • TrojanFan3.0

          Perhaps a special price at the hourly rate motel