The `Amway’ Coaches’ Poll

I did not even realize until today that the coaches’ poll is now the Amway Coaches’ poll. How fitting. After dealing with some of these guys, you could use a cleaning product to wash away the lies. And some of these guys would make good Amway salesmen.

On the other hand, it’s probably too good a product for the college basketball coaches’ poll. Steve Sarkisian is among the voters, who I list after the jump:

 AMERICAN

  • Bill Blankenship, Tulsa
  • Bob Diaco, Connecticut
  • Justin Fuente, Memphis
  • George O’Leary, Central Florida
  • Matt Rhule, Temple
  • Tommy Tuberville, Cincinnati

ACC

  • Frank Beamer, Virginia Tech
  • David Cutcliffe, Duke
  • Larry Fedora, North Carolina
  • Jimbo Fisher, Florida State
  • Al Golden, Miami
  • Paul Johnson, Georgia Tech
  • Dabo Swinney, Clemson

BIG 12

  • Art Briles, Baylor
  • Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State
  • Gary Patterson, TCU
  • Bob Stoops, Oklahoma
  • Charlie Strong, Texas

BIG TEN

  • Mark Dantonio, Michigan State
  • Brady Hoke, Michigan
  • Jerry Kill, Minnesota
  • Urban Meyer, Ohio State
  • Bo Pelini, Nebraska
  • Kevin Wilson, Indiana

CONFERENCE USA

  • David Bailiff, Rice
  • Larry Coker, Texas-San Antonio
  • Dan McCarney, North Texas
  • Todd Monken, Southern Mississippi
  • Rick Stockstill, Middle Tennessee

INDEPENDENT

  • Brian Kelly, Notre Dame
  • Bronco Mendenhall, Brigham Young
  • Ken Niumatalolo, Navy

MAC

  • Dino Babers, Bowling Green
  • Terry Bowden, Akron
  • Matt Campbell, Toledo
  • Rod Carey, Northern Illinois
  • Jeff Quinn, Buffalo
  • Frank Solich, Ohio

MOUNTAIN WEST

  • Craig Bohl, Wyoming
  • Troy Calhoun, Air Force
  • Norm Chow, Hawai’i
  • Tim DeRuyter, Fresno State
  • Bobby Hauck, UNLV
  • Rocky Long, San Diego State

PAC-12

  • Mike Leach, Washington State
  • Mike MacIntyre, Colorado
  • Chris Petersen, Washington
  • Mike Riley, Oregon State
  • Rich Rodriguez, Arizona
  • Steve Sarkisian, USC

SEC

  • Bret Bielema, Arkansas
  • Les Miles, LSU
  • Gary Pinkel, Missouri
  • Mark Richt, Georgia
  • Nick Saban, Alabama
  • Steve Spurrier, South Carolina
  • Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M

SUN BELT

  • Blake Anderson, Arkansas State
  • Todd Berry, Louisiana-Monroe
  • Larry Blakeney, Troy
  • Dennis Franchione, Texas State
  • Ron Turner, Florida International

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  • ProbationU

    Scotty are you still voting in the AP poll? Is Louisville #1 on your ballot?

    • UCLA Bleauz

      Ahhhhh…. good old Scottie….. ever the contrarian………

  • Trogan Fan

    What does NOBS think? Oh NOBS, where ARE YOU?

    • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

      can you BELIEVE that miserable pig-eyed racist never issued an apology prior to disappearing?? does he thinks the Cadre forgets??

      …the Cadre does NOT forget.

      we hold grudges longer than some Middle East countries!!!

      #ForgetYouNot

      • TrojanFan3.0

        Still sore about the sour bowl of cheerios?

        PS….I like the new eye patch, sweet!

    • TrojanFan3.0

      Trolls need not apply

    • TrojanFan3.0

      Trolls need not apply

    • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

      isn’t it CUTE how T-Fail rushes to defend his fallen Master??

      oh, did i say CUTE? i meant SAD!!

      • TrojanFan3.0

        You seem to forget the man crush you have on the wolfman……O’wait, it’s two of the same, pathetic

  • rusoviet

    Strange both the ACC and SEC (w. 14 members) have 7 voters – Big 10 also has 14 but got only 6 voters – just saying.

  • TrojanFan3.0

    We all know how dirty your voting has been…….beyond pathetic

  • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

    wolfman, these Dummies don’t KNOW how good they HAVE IT!!!

    having YOU as their beat writer a distinguished voter in BOTH the AP football AND basketball polls!!

    AND you don’t lie about your votes like some people…..

    #KiffBustedAgain

    • UCLA Bleauz

      No, but he lies about his age and his weight………

    • Jack B

      #CrotchBoyLovesWolfie

  • john wolcott

    And we do not forget all your nasty comments either, Ugly Bucket

    What you say here is documented, and hence, forever.

    As a lawyer, I know this, and will stand on whatever I have written here over the years.

    • Trogan Fan

      You should hook up with Nubs!

  • UCLA Bleauz

    Hey, Scottie…..Mr. Amway’s Winners Circle….. do you really believe that these “lying guys” even fill out their own ballots?…..do you think that Nick Saban would waste 30 seconds of his life to participate in this meaningless poll?….WAKE UP!

    • rusoviet

      You’d better believe Saban will if it means blocking Steve Spurrier and the Gamecocks from South Carolina – count on it!