Another USC Season Prediction

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USC will go 8-4 this season according to the predictionmachine,com, which claims it plays every game 50,000 times on its simulator. Here’s its profile of USC.

USC Trojans 
Power Rank: 20 
Offensive Rank: 38 
Defensive Rank: 13 
Projected Regular Season Record: 8.1 – 3.9 
Conference Standing: 4 
Projected Bowl: Holiday 
Biggest Strength: Pass Defense 
Greatest Weakness: Run Defense 
Breakout Candidate: Josh Shaw, CB

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  • LamontRaymond

    They’re really going out on a limb there! Way to make a splash, Prediction Machine!

  • UCLA Bleauz

    The Prediction Machine also predicted that National champion runner-up Auburn would win just 6 games last year, before going 11-1…..

    • UCLA owns LA Football

      SUCC – 7 – 5 or worse.

      • UCLA Bleauz

        We’ve all heard this same, tired old refrain from you, ad nauseam………….

        • UCLA owns LA Football

          Truth hurts.

          • UCLA Bleauz

            It’s actually rather boring and lacks any creativity…….but I guess that I really should consider the source….

          • UCLA owns LA Football

            Yawn.

          • UCLA Bleauz

            That’s the most intelligent thing you’ve said in long time……..

          • Jack B

            Here’s some truth for you to yawn at, since your stuck with it, along with that big foot in your gaping mouth Spanky:

            1) 46-30. Ya baby.

            2) No split NCs since 1954. Pitiful loser little gutties

            3) No Rose Bowl victories or even simple conference championships since anyone can remember.

            4) 5-7 Rose Bowl record. Yuk, yuk.

            #Pitifullittlegutties
            #uclaownssquat

          • UCLA owns LA Football

            Yada, yada, yada. Last year, 2013, at the Crumbling Mausoleum, SUCC loss the annual cross-town FB game to UCLA 35 – 14 and it wasn’t that close. Who cares what SUCC did in 1923? Lose on Stinky B.

          • Jack B

            Who cares what the bad history little gutties have EVER done. ucla, home of the perpetual BRIDESMAIDS. Hah, hah, hah. Go buy yourself some frilly garters Spanky. You’re gonna need ‘em, as always.

          • UCLA owns LA Football

            You do Stinky, you constantly bring it up.

          • TrojanFamily

            We won one! No wait, two!

            We made the Sun Bowl!

            Jim Mora as Coach for Life!!

            #asgoodasitgets

  • UCLA Bleauz

    They also predicted that we would play against Michigan in the Holiday Bowl…..

  • Сharlie Bucket

    Last night was a GREAT SUCCESS!!!! I’m still sore from all of the CROTCH KICKING! anno nimus was kind enough to bring every guest in attendace a SOILED JOCKSTRAP! Thanks again ANNO!

    P.S. I LOVED your chaps!!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

      last warning Faux…..i’m getting the out the spreadsheet. (i have to make some updates, log in….some work)

      you may have missed the last time i had to beat back an uprising….grown men were left crying in the streets.

      #CadreDontPlay

      #LetsBurnItDown

      • timtrojan

        Your off your meds again? A selfish man has no use for knowledge. A selfish man can not be wise, for a wise man knows nothing lasts forever. A wise man knows that everything has its time. A selfish man who keeps the secrets of his knowledge is a stupid man who wastes his limited time. A wise man shares his knowledge with anyone who will listen for a wise man knows that knowledge is meant to be shared and as your knowledge passes down from generation to generation you break the one universal rule. In your knowledge you are alive and in the passing of your wisdom through generations you live and can never die.

        • UCLA Bleauz

          Dude!….That must have been one HUGE fortune cookie!

        • UCLA owns LA Football

          Grasshopper, oh Grasshopper, SUCC can’t field a better FB team than 7 – 5. Wisest man know when to keep mouth shut.

        • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

          #Timmy–>LeonardToseRoute

          • timtrojan

            Your showing your age

          • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

            Confucius say one is only as old as one feels…..and i feel SO ALIVE!!!!!

            and tingly.

            #TinglyALLover

          • timtrojan

            Apparently Notre Dame players are feeling a little tingly.

          • Ray Reyes

            Charlie likes Jim Healy.

          • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

            #RIIIIIIIIGHT!!

          • Ray Reyes

            Who goofed I gotta know! Bad team man, bad @$%@ team! And I know he called USC the University of Ed, but I forgave him, hehe.

          • UCLA Bleauz

            And the “Brain Surgeons”, if I recall correctly….

          • Ray Reyes

            That too. He was brutal. RIP Jim. :)

      • Helen

        Do you feel empowered on this web site?

        • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

          i don’t know about empowered, but i feel SO ALIVE!!!! and TINGLY all over!!!

          and when i say tingly all over, i mean tingly ALL OVER, if you KNOW what i MEAN!!!!

          #ItMoved

      • Jethro G Sabbath

        Uh-oh.
        Someone has played a joke on Charlie Bucket and now he is going to throw a tantrum.

        • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

          i gave a calm measured response, gave terms of surrender, detailed potential consequences, gave a manageable time frame to resolve….how is that throwing a tantrum you stupid son of a Prick-Bastard???

          #VulcanLogic

          #LoverNotFighter

          • Mike 70

            Wow! what vulgar language you use. I suppose that is typical of ucla person who lacks any formal education, moral compass or just general common sense.

          • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

            No, you Dummies made me like this.

            #BreakingBad

          • Jethro G Sabbath

            Wow!

            You come here talking about education and class but sometimes it appears that you must still be in fourth grade. I remember those kids in school who could dish it out but couldn’t take it.
            Obviously, your sole reason for coming here is to provoke. I suppose you get the response you are looking for when someone comes back with a vile reply but to me, it sure doesn’t seem worth the time and effort you put in.
            Most amusing is that when the same kind of tactics are directed towards you, these are the kinds of responses you come up with.
            Has it ever occurred to you that if you hadn’t started this childish game, nobody would be hurting your feelings?

          • https://www.facebook.com/charles.bucket.3 Charlie Bucket

            #Yawn

  • Helen

    I think they have the strengths and weaknesses reversed – USC will field an outstanding front seven that nobody will run against.

    • UCLA owns LA Football

      Sanford will cut and slash SUCC’s front seven with ease.

      • timtrojan

        Sanford school of public policy?

        • UCLA Bleauz

          Sanford and Son?

          • TrojanFamily

            Marc Sanford.

  • timtrojan

    What ever happen to Scotty’s mom Troy 22?

  • VB

    Sounds about right.

  • john wolcott

    I predict that over 80% of the predictions will prove to be mere fantasies.

    • Count YoBuck

      Now you’re talkink, Counselor!
      Vunderbar!!!

  • TrojanLights

    I dont thinki 8-4 will get you in the Holiday Bowl.
    Run defense our weakness and Pass Defense our Strength? lol
    Defense better than Offense? This is a poor mans ranking website.