Jalen Cope-Fitzpatrick Update

I previously mentioned ineligible tight end Jalen Cope-Fitzpatrick petitioned for a grade change to regain his eligibility. USC’s also petitioned the NCAA the allow Cope-Fitzpatrick to continue practicing in the fall because he will be below the required 12 units. There’s been no developments regarding his grade-change petition.

14 thoughts on “Jalen Cope-Fitzpatrick Update

  1. Does “there’s been no developments regarding…” really qualify as an update? Even by your standards, this is a little sad. Any updates as to what type of shoes any of the petitioners were wearing?

      • Violet,
        Now I know why I thought you looked so familiar. You are a dead ringer for Denise Nickerson who played Violet Beauregarde in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory! I looked at her IMDB page and I could swear that you are her.

        If you are, that would be an amazing coincidence because there is a fellow who often posts here as Charlie Bucket, also a character from that film. This fellow has been suspected of having multiple accounts so could there be a connection between the two of you?
        Ironically, he often lectures about honesty, integrity and telling the truth.

  2. Oh, great. I just finished my 112 page Petition to Change my grade in French to an A-…Sacré Bleu!

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