10 thoughts on “USC Morning Buzz: Defensive Coordinator Justin Wilcox Analyzes Defensive Performance

  1. The Eagles beat the Steeler’s last night and Matty Barfly was MIA. The chances are good another EX-SUCC QB will be kicking can down the road by 8/30 final cuts, if not sooner. Tsk, tsk.

    • you know, not only does PIOUS cause numerous turnovers, but experts MARVEL at how when he’s in the game, even OTHER players start fumbling the ball!! the kid is a walking turnover!!! i am shocked ESPN has not done a graphic showing what HAS to be the highest possesion/turnover ratio in HISTORY!!!

      #TurnoversForDessert

      • I stand corrected once again. So that’s 1, 784 to go Jetskid.

        But my error doesn’t change the my essential point – Barfly is a prime candidate for a bus ticket back to LA.

  2. Booster, I suspect that you have been enjoying a joke at my expense. A man such as you, acclaimed for his knowledge of USC history, no doubt knew that USC did not play in the Rose Bowl on New Year’s Day, 1928. Wikipedia informs me that USC and Stanford had identical records in conference play, but Stanford was selected for the bowl game. But you let me wallow in ignorance, much like the poor Clara.

    As to Clara, at first I thought she might have somehow traveled here from 1927, but when I shut her out of my apartment and she then walked through my wall to continue harassing me, I naturally concluded that she must be a ghost. Indeed, like a broken record, or an echo of some past sadness, she continually insists that I must return the ring to her beloved Morley, or to Marion, who she says was keeping it safe for Morley. Did the fellow ever propose to her? She says he was on the football team, so why would Morley tell her that he would propose after the Rose Bowl, if he knew that USC was not going to play in the Rose Bowl that year? Perhaps that sad question answers itself. But how do I tell her?

    • Nigel, if this spook needs someone to haunt, i recommend a certain tragic figure in Newport (or Manhattan) Beach…a certain pig-eyed racist who is now the latest in a LONG line of wrecked trOXans…..Ol’ Nubsie could probably use a friend right about now!!!!

      i myself am close to cashing in my chips, but if you young bucks might someday feel a chill at the Mausoleum, and turning quickly, see a pair of disembodied red pig eyes blinking at you from a dark corner…..it’s Nubsie’s ghost.

      #AmityvilleHorrorIXNubsie’sRevenge

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