Shiny Helmets For Utah

"1018_SPT_LDN-L-USC-COLORADO -MB"USC will wear its shiny new helmets for the Utah game. One thing that will be needed to clean up the face masks. After the game, Max Tuerk’s face mask had most of the chrome missing.

33 thoughts on “Shiny Helmets For Utah

      • If you notice Scottie has moved from “Christmas bulb helmets” to “shiny helmets” so there is (a little) hope for him.

  1. Tuerk’s chrome came off probably from burying his face mask on the DL knee braces all game. How many DLinemen did he take out this time?

  2. obsessed with shiny helmets, hmmm?

    a shiny helmet, Darth Vader sometimes wore.

    twisted and evil, was the soul that it concealed.

    from Luke’s phaser, the helmet did not save Vader.

    Almost rhymed, that line did.

    herh herh herh.

    • …and there are those who say, “many of the posts here by interlopers are nothing but pure drivel” . Wonder where they got that idea?

      • Torgans will be CRYING for help from the spirit of a certain BRONZE HOR$E when Utah drops you from 20 to Un!!! “”Francis, please TRAMPLE US andput us out of our MISERY!” I hope (REALLY!!) that Utah does’nt run up the SCORE on Clown College!
        Fit Un!

      • Torgans will be CRYING for help from the spirit of a certain BRONZE HOR$E when Utah drops you from 20 to Un!!! “”Francis, please TRAMPLE US andput us out of our MISERY!” I hope (REALLY!!) that Utah does’nt run up the SCORE on Clown College!
        Fit Un!

  3. Scott, so how annoyed are you that these helmets are generally liked by the fans and especially, the people who matter most…THE PLAYERS. Criticize Sark all you want for his coaching but give the fashion police bit a rest…..it’s tiring.

  4. OMG I can’t believe we are moving from tradition and putting lipstick on pig. We are mighty SC and should not try to copy the ducks. I bet Haden had something to do with this monstrosity.

      • I don’t know who you are talking about. I am a true Trogan speaking the truth. Deal with it. Open your eyes…

      • I don’t know who you are talking about. I am a true Trogan speaking the truth. Deal with it. Open your eyes…

  5. Max Turd mustta been slamming his facemask into the knees of the bear lineman….his epic cheap shot will live forever with the 3 angles of slo-mo documenting the true definition of a Cheap Shot.

    i SHUDDER to imagine the retribution that will eventually follow….and it always follows. (think of the Pious Passer pointing at scoreboard)

    #KarmaChameleonIsABeeyatch

  6. The chrome came off? What a surprise I wondered how the shiny paint would hold up last week. It took about three plays to look past the helmets but when they first came out it looked like the uniforms were old and worn out. Anyway I doubt the helmets will make much of an impression on Utah.
    Also for those making noises about “illegal” hits You should know the most common cause of this type of paint coming off is flexing the facemask as in illegal hands to the face. But keep it in your delusional minds baby bears, it is almost time to hibernate, you must be getting sleepy.

  7. Plenty of good chrome shops down here in Barrio Logan. Bring em on down to San Diego! We’ll make em look charp mang!

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