But Where Is The Soft Serve?

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0114_SPT_LDN-L-USC-UCLA-HOOPS-JMNick Young and Iggy Azalea enjoyed the nachos last night at the Galen Center. Too bad they no longer have the soft-serve ice cream machine. At least when it worked.

44 thoughts on “But Where Is The Soft Serve?”

  1. Yeah, having to wear dentures at your age really limits your diet to consuming soft-serve ice cream, doesn’t it, Scott?

  2. Wolfie, when you go to the Galen Center it say’s, “LEAVE YOUR MARK”. They meant in the real world. Not by eating up all the soft-serve ice cream at basketball games, so USC has to eliminate it all together.

  4. I have composed a terse letter to USC and Galen Center demanding that the soft serve return AND for it to be fully functional. what sort of legitimate university would NOT have soft serve ice cream. it’s a complete abortion!

  5. in addition, to the soft serve return, I have calmly asked for sprinkles. i am flabbergasted that it is now 2015, and we have this kind of situation. thank you, Mr. Wolf, for identifying and becoming a champion for US, those who need soft serve.

  14. I went too far. I apologize to everyone on this board. Mr. Wolf was just trying to do the right thing and get real, functioning soft serve, and I went ahead and asked for fudge. I was greedy and I apologize.

  15. I sometimes just thank Allah that we have a man like Mr. Wolf who champions important issues such as soft serve ice cream.

  16. just think of the complete waste of time other blogs can be talking about “football” and “recruiting” and “coaching searches”. psshhhhhh.

  17. we have Mr. Wolf, who discusses “brown spots”, “cavorting idiots”, “soft serve ice cream”, Lane Kiffin’s “beautiful eyes” and “firm stomach muscles”.

  18. speaking of “firm stomach muscles”…did you know that soft serve ice cream is actually sort of low in calories? dang it…USC, give us back our cold, smooth, healthy dairy treat!!

  21. can you believe the arrogance of USC??? here we are asking for our self serve ice cream and the university sasses us in such a way…as if our request is banal and totally inane!!!

  23. so i go to my local Rite Aid and ordered some ice cream to satiate my cravings for soft serve…and….they give me ICE CREAM. not soft serve but ice cream. sooooo lame.

  24. will anyone join me in a protest in front of the Galen at 4 PM today? i have created signs: “NO SOFT SERVE. NO PEACE.”

  26. ohhhhh that will show these dictators who do not allow us what we deserve an want.

  29. you think Lane Kiffin has something to do with this??? really, think about it. Lane rhymes with plain. yogurt comes in plain. you can buy yogurt at the Galen. you eating what i am serving?

  31. do you think we can get ISIS to take up our cause. afterall, ICE-IS….ICE CREAM. it would be a natural fit.

  32. speaking of natural…did you know that real soft serve ice cream is made with all natural ingredients and no preservatives??

  34. let’s all get together and make a small brown spot on the grass outside of Galen…wanna?

  36. i am on my way down to campus from my trailer in Palmdale and wonder if anyone can pick me up a few crayons. i need them to make a few more signs for our protest.

  37. do you think this has something to do with USC not wanting to support the LGBT community? rainbow sprinkles too controversial.

  43. We need better food and soft serve, how else do you expect us to watch this team. Fans fight-on with their stomachs.

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