Name Game

USC has a new sprinter enrolled this month named Just’N Thymes from Riverside City College. Can you think of any other great names at USC? How about Steve Total-Successian.

36 thoughts on “Name Game

  1. oh!….Scott make a joke!..I get it!…..You don’t like Coach Sark….your talent is just oozing through your blog…….Is there anything that you can’t or won’t do?

  2. Ladies and gentlemen, the unbelievable Scott Wolf,…he’ll be here 7 days a week delivering this kind of comedic banter.

    Sark, in only one full season, is looking at a possible #1 recruiting class and a top 5 ranking. What is Scottie’s definition of “total success”? He should look at the coaches that he wanted to hire for the definition of “total failure”. Riley, 5-7 (6th), Franklin, 7-6 (6th), Sumlin 8-5 (6th), Petersen 8-6 (3rd). And none of those coaches are looking at a recruiting class in the top 5.

    • Please ‘splain Ricky, “…is looking at a possible # 1 recruiting class and a top 5 ranking.” Sounds like you’re drawing to a three card inside straight.

    • Oh what s tangled “web”blog” he weaves when he practices to decieve ..SW!! Another record of note Saban 7-6 first year at Bama.T.O you are spot on.
      Mean while back on the Trojan ranch….. Green last night called all the schools he’s NOT going to attend… Thanking them for all. USC only school not to get that type call.Maturity of this future USC student athlete, applauded. Houston has begun same process..

      • Yes, and Josh Shaw is the Clown U student/athlete/ fugitive model, Hi Power Pro Bono representation included. The “rescue yarn” perp; here the sustained Clown U applause.

  3. Tank Padilla’s name was pretty good, but his nickname White Lightning was even better.

    • May the sun shine on yours wings..
      As your spirit soars Juan….
      As for favorite food.. I will need 25 spots to fill the answer..

      • Thank you for the wonderful well wishes my friend. You are a refreshing ray of positivity.

        Thank you for your reply.

        Have a great week. Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

        Your friend,

        Juan Carlos.

  4. I think I will start my own polls on this Scott Wolf blog website.

    Let’s start with an easy one:

    What is your favorite food?

    Thanks in advance for your replies.

  5. I see what he did there. It is much easier to criticize (and obsess over) such things as an offhand remark by a coach, the brand of shoes worn by a statue or the construction of the teams jerseys than it is to practice real journalism, and actually offer insightful information.

          • Easy, you’re the sock puppet of the Peckster himself, SUCCdescent, Clown U’s official schitzophrenic. Wan you can’t get more crooked as many times than that.

            So for the next 4 or 5 days Woody the schizophrenic will launch (peck,peck, peck) a scorched earth offensive demanding proof the Woodpecker is crazy and condemning me as a racist, through your puppet South. American Hot Box Burrito persona.

            Carload’s you’re quite the crooked puppet.

          • I am relatively new to this site, so perhaps your vernacular will become more clear and lucid as my ear becomes attuned, but as of now, I have NO idea what you are trying to say.

          • He can’t. he took too may Ebonic courses out of Berkely and he is stuck with the new speech and writing skills he picked up. Ugly rents the rose bowl is very angry because he was fired as a pizza delivery guy and he believes he let his school, Ugly, down since they are the #1 pizza delivery school in the world.

          • Im sorry, i stopped reading your commentary after your second sentence. I really don’t know what you are trying to say.

            Good night my friend.

            Thanks for your reply. Even though I don’t know what you are trying to say.

            Your friend,

            Juan Carlos.

  6. Scott, I think this is a good first effort at humor. It sounds like you may trying to broaden your career opportunities in comedy. I hope things work out for you. Feel free to use the following joke on stage: “What’s the best time to go to the dentist? When it’s 2:30.”

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