USC announced former coach Pete Carroll will receive an honorary degree at this May’s commencement ceremony.May 15. I suggest school president Max Nikias hand off the degree instead of passing it to Pete.
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Nice one, Scott…..
I just hope Maxie doesn’t try to throw it to Petey, when a simple hand-off will get the job done!!
#BigDimmy
Good one, Ugly Bucket
Oh, Scott already told that joke.
I think Nikias should handoff the degree to Pete, not pass it to him.
(blushing) OMG, i was traveling today and saw this on my phone while boarding…..in my haste to cheap shot Petey, i totally missed the wolfman’s HILLARIOUS punch line!!!!
10,000 apologies wolfman!!!!!
i am imposing a one day sanction on myself for stepping all over the wolfman’s zinger!!!
#TakingAKnee
Finally Scottie drops the Cadre writers and gets some good material.
You mean this scooped Garry Bleauz at wearesc?
The Honorary Degree is in History, as in don’t forget or throw away the memories of your mistakes.
Come on Scottie…jump up and down and throw a temper tantrum like a tow year old. You just can’t stand that USC still loves and respects Pete can you? What a whiny, petty, piece of humanity you are. That’s why you appeal to the UCLA trolls who frequent this “blog.”
This shameless act beats anything any Kardashian (or Jenner) has ever done !
This is the penultimate Southern Cal movie – a cheater, a rat who jumped ship, venerated and glorified by the very folks he disgraced and left in flames. Well done !
Little Petey Pom-Pom didn’t know squat and for that he gets an Honorary Degree.
Second and Goal, on the Patriot 1, for the Super Bowl win, Little Petey calls a Hail Mary Patriot interception. D’oh!
Larry, Moe and Curley Joe would have had M. Lynch tote the ball for the easy win. Too bad Little Petey Chipmunk is a FB genius.
Speaking of chipmunks, aside from beating USC the last three years, what has Mora done on the big stage? You know, big time bowl games, super bowls, etc? Oops, I forgot, Mora’s never been on the big stage.
His team CRUMBLED last year under the weight of high preseason expectations….. just like USC did a few years ago when we were ranked #1 in the preseason……
Or like Pete crumbled to the ground in agony when the dumbest play call of all time resulted in that interception.
That one was right there with the 4th down call against Texas in the National Championship game as one of Pete’s most painful moments as a head coach…..
Which do you think was dumber? Passing on the one or leaving Reggie Bush on the sidelines on 4th and one?
Yes the Doughboy stood tall in
Boston last year as Klown U was whipped after leading 20 – 9. Doughboy is a chip off the block of Little Petey Chipmunk.
Mora is the original “DOH!”-Boy……
Gosh Stinky, you be sizzling.
Well if choking on the big stage is the criterion, then Little Petey Pom-Pom is the go to guy.
Maybe Marshawn Lynch will pull a Kanye West and step in front to grab it.
Wow, when I’ve called SC guys dumb in the past, it was all in fun (except their linemen) but this is priceless!
Ate your lunch, screwed your pooch, ran like a rat and left mini-me and SC holding the probation.
Now someone within the brain trust wants to honor him.
Further proof you shouldn’t let Greeks try to understand world economics or run your university.
This is the best SC joke I’ve ever heard.
HAWR-HAWR!!
Petey dint even show up for the HOF ceremony they scheduled ESPECIALLY for him!!!
you think he’ll show up for a crummy Southern Cal degree?? about as meaningful as Petey’s Radio Shack free battery coupon!!
#NotWorthThePaperIt’sWritttenOn
He promised to show up this time.
“Greeks”?
Is that a racist comment?
I don’t know, are Greeks a race?
I think of them more as a black hole that we all pour euros into.
On the positive side, I think they invented the toga, which is nice.
You could have been speaking of citizenship or nationality and not genetics.
(That was not a graceful recovery.)
The problem is not ethnicity; it’s ideology.
Socialism/Communism/Marxism kills. Europe (and now, America) needs Liberty.