Bob Connelly On Max Tuerk

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I asked new offensive line coach Bob Connelly if he would alter the unorthodox snapping style of center Max Tuerk.

“I’m not a guy that’s got to do things my way,” Connelly said. “I play to the strength of my guys. If it’s not broke, why fix it?”

18 thoughts on “Bob Connelly On Max Tuerk

  1. Haha, what a crotch kick to Scottie. I love Connelly and it’s only Day 2! He basically said, “I’ll worry about what’s important. You worry about irrelevant stories.”

  2. Connelly then asked the Daily News Editor whether he would alter the unorthodox grammar of USC beat writer Scott Wolf.

  3. Although I do like Max Tuerk a lot as player. He also has a lot prove. Did a good job last season. Had a few bad snaps. But his pass blocking was suspect at times. He projects at guard. I hope he finishes out his career strong.

    • but Max Tuerk is great at breaking opposing players legs and damage their knees with illegal hits, remember he took two Oregon State player out for the season in one game?

      • Yeah, I actually agree with you. He did that in some other games also. He’s gotta correct that bs.

  4. Can you imagine Connelly’s first reaction to our mousy Scott Wolf asking him questions in that squeaky little voice?
    Connelly’s probably thinking that Wolf is the type of guy who will stab you in the back if you’re not careful.

    Now, the only “person” on this blog who would defer to Wolf would be the Ugly Bucket:
    “Oh, Scott, I am so excited to finally meet you. You are the greatest sports writer of my generation. I love how you write. The earth is 75% covered by water and you cover the rest, dear Scott. I only hope that one day you will give me some credit on your blog for being your No. 1 fan, in fact, your only fan. I just love you Scott Wolf.”

    And that is why he is known not as Bucket but as the Ugly Bucket.

    • Hey Walnut, Wolf will still doing Inside Klown U., long after Connelly been fired for doing a worse job than Kiffy’s old man.

    • That’s right, he never got any questions from the high school sportswriters.

  5. I wonder of McConnelly will teach this dirty center Max Tuerk a new cheap shot/illegal technique for breaking players legs?

      • against Oregon State two players out for the season because of chop blocks not called.

  6. BTW. Bob Connelly said Tyron Smith could not be a tackle in college football and stopped recruiting him. What does that say?

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