105 thoughts on “USC Tweet Of Day”

1. 2 REAL Trojans, unlike the Gar-Ga-Mel that runs this blog.

   • What a treat, two Golly-Nerd sockp puppets in one thread!

     • You and Bucket

       • And CowPolyFan3.0’s latest reincarnation. I think TrojanFamily was much more subtle, CowPolyuFan3.0.

         • Internet detective work is pretty fun huh?

         • He doesn’t know squawt

         • You must have been an Ag major at Cow Poly, CowPolyFan3.0.

         • With these brainless rah rahs it’s not a challenge. Golly-Nerd can’t help but go to his Smurfs references and CowPolyFan3.0 always uses the hash tags.

     • Ladies and Gentlemen, he’s here 7 days a week. Free of charge.

       • Golly-Nerd, will tonight be the night you finally win Best Wookie Costume? Dreams can come true!

     • Take me.

       • No I won’t take you to the Comic Con Convention tonight Golly-Nerd. That’s your thing.

2. HAWR-HAWR!!!! check out the Bucky Beavers on Pete!!! he could bring down the Gen Sherman with those choppers!!!

   • He could bring you to your knees (again) with that smile. GAG GAG

     • oh no….so are you the new T-Fail?

       • Who’s that? You must drink as much at Owns.

         • Don’t blow jimmy, you SUCC.

         • Relax. Have another drink. Cool down before you go home and beat your wife.

       • Three ball in the side pocket.

         • So says the Champeeeen of Pocket Pool

         • Yes it’s definitely CowPolyFan3.0.

       • Ding Ding Ding we have a winner!

         • Drinks on me IQ22.

         • Sorry I won’t be at the Star Wars bar at the Comic Con convention tonight Golly-Nerd.

       • Yes, the same latent homosexuality and hash tags…

     • Here Jaime taste this.

       • You mad bro? Or just drunk again?

         • Poor CowPolyFan3.0.

   • Little Petey Woodchuck.

     • Owns the Drunk

       • Little jimmy, you mad?

         • I love drunks. Big Owns bellies up to the bar for a cold one. Funny.

         • CowPolyFan3.0, your wife the Real SC fan is a drunk?

         • I’m not married to Owns

         • You are married to the Real SC Fan.

         • My wife actually went to ugly.

         • Keep your stories straight, CowPolyFan3.0.

     • Come to me Owns, come to me.

       • Beg Mr Beam.

   • why are you staring at the man so hard? what would the world be without haters..

   • Are you accusing Pete of having rat like chompers like Monica Seles?

3. Mr Wolf:
   Thank you for a fine picture of 2 very successful men. Nellie used to say if you don’t have people trying to bring you down than you haven’t climb very high.
   JW

   • Golly-Nerd is hoping some day to get his picture with Peter Mayhew!

     • “Chewy, we’re home…” (Golly Nerd bursts into tears)

   • Colostomy bag krap.

     • You mean ‘colonostomy’ Mr. Einstein?

       • You and Krapola don’t have the brains between you to blow up a toothpick

         FYI Walnut: The removal of a colon is a Colectomy.

         A colostomy bag is attached to a patient to collect solid John Wolcott after a colectomy.

         A “Colonostomy” (LOL) is just a figment of your teeny weeny atrophied brain.

       • Come on John…..you are the original smelly colostomy bag….How soon you forget?
         feyihgt UNG!

   • …now that was well said!!!

4. Question: Pete, how many times have you BLOWN Champeenships purely on account of boneheaded decisions you made on key plays???

   • While Mora is enjoying me at home on the sofa.

     • … and the blogger is just at home on the sofa.

     • watching replays of SuperBowl XLIX (chortle)

       • The key word is “watching”

         • On his knees I’ll bet

         • furious uh. Don’t worry you’re stupid.

         • Man, drop the sauce. You’re drunk at 2:30? How can you keep your job? Or you on the swing shift? Drink On!

         • 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beeeeeerrrrrr…….

         • Original Krapola.

         • What number are you on? #1?

         • Come on jaime, don’t blow SUCC away.

         • Drink up, you’re getting sloppy

         • CowPolyFan3.0, did you get any snow with the big storm?

         • CowPloyFan3.0 is used to the 24 hour Vegas life.

         • CowPolyFan3.0 always gives himself away by returning to a familar theme.

         • the Vine of Petey saying “Oh NO!!” is sublime.

           playing on a loop at Cadre HQ.

         • If you flip over to the Pac 12 channel there’s a replay of USC 50 Ugly 0

           #Chortle

           #whycan’tistopdrinking

         • you madd bro

       • Why Little Petey why did you lose the SB.

         “Because I’m a genius”

     • Is Owns with you as well?

       • CoiwPolyFan3.0 talks to Golly-Nerd’s sock puppet!

   • It must be 4 pm somewhere.

   • Why Little Petey Woodchuck why did you lose to UCLA 13 – 9 and blow a sure BCS Bowl invitation

     “Because I’m a genius”

     • 50-0

       #yousaytimeoutisaytouchdown

       #wishihad2ncsandasuperbowlring

       #147?

       • CoiwPolyFan3.0, your team beat UCSB 50-0 in soccer?

         • You must drink as much as Owns

         • CowPolyFan3.0, we like your old character better.

         • No idea what your talking about, but keep making a fool of yourself.

         • CowPolyFan3.0, you might as well stop, you are too obvious.

   • loser 1.1

   • Answer: None

     Hey Ugly, how many times have you been wrong on this Blog?– millions and billions and trillions and quatrillions

5. Question: when will USC give Scottie an Honorary Degree?

   • When the ugly trolls fly.

     • you mad bro?

       • Not with you. I have compassion for drunks

         • Especially drunks who have the Uber app loaded on their smartphone…..that’s very responsible of Owns, if you ask me……

         • I totally agree. However, the valet has to “order” the Uber driver for Owns.

         • That would be the LONGEST 3 minutes that the valet would ever have to endure……

         • CowPolyFan3.0’s wife drives him home after he has too many Near Beers.

         • If that’s the case why are mouthing off like confused dipso.

         • Go have another drink and ask for forgiveness at your AA meeting in the am

         • CowPolyFan3.0 sees lots of drunks in Vegas.

       • CowPolyFan3.0 has been in the doghouse with wifey all week.

   • He already has a degree from USC.

6. Why Little Petey Woodchuck why did you call the SB pic.

   “Because I’m a genius.”

   Why Little Petey Woodchuck did you lose to a 41 pt. dog Stanford team at Mausoleum O’Dump.

   “Because I’m a genius”

   • Oh it’s Happy Hour. Jack & Coke again? Gin/Tonic?

     #whydoidrinkallthetime

     #iwishiwerepete

     #mylifeisallbooze

     • CowPolyFan3.0 loves his hashtags! Tell us CowPolyFan3.0, who does your real team play tonight?

       • Don’t know what you’re talking about but you seem as smart as Owns.

         #imanahole

         • Come on CowPolyFan3.0, you aren’t even a good liar.

         • You’re drunk again.

         • CowPolyFan3.0, your Mustangs play UC Riverside this weekend. Sober up.

   • loser

7. What a sweet picture– Haden, winner of 2 national championships, and Carroll, coach of 2 national championships.

   May that picture live on in eternity, or at least a lot longer than any loser on this SC blog.

8. They must be expecting a fourth loss in a row to the Bruins!

   • bingo!!

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