UCLA Wins Crosstown Cup

See what happens when you complain? UCLA just put out an announcement that it clinched the Crosstown Cup, 95-85. If USC were to beat UCLA in baseball one more time, then the score would be 90-90. UCLA wins the tiebreaker with a 16-12 record in head-to-head meetings. Not that I care but the cup website says a team must score 100 points to clinch the award.

Scoring Breakdown

Men’s Water Polo (4-1 series win)
UCLA 10, USC 0
Women’s Volleyball (2-0 series win)
UCLA 10, USC 0
Women’s Cross Country (0-1 series loss)
USC 10, UCLA 0
Women’s Soccer (1-0 series win)
UCLA 10, USC 0
Football (1-0 series win)
UCLA 10, USC 0
Women’s Basketball (2-0 series win)
UCLA 10, USC 0
Men’s Basketball (3-0 series win)
UCLA 10, USC 0
Swimming & Diving (0-1 series loss)
USC 10, UCLA 0
Women’s Water Polo (3-0 series win)
UCLA 10, USC 0
Men’s Volleyball (1-1 series split)
UCLA 5, USC 5
Women’s Tennis (1-1 series split)
UCLA 5, USC 5
Baseball (2-2 series split)
UCLA 5, USC 5
Men’s Tennis (0-3 series loss)
USC 10, UCLA 0
Rowing (0-1 series loss)
USC 10, UCLA 0
Women’s Golf (UCLA 4th, USC 6th at Pac-12 Championships)
UCLA 10, USC 0
Men’s Golf (USC 4th, UCLA 8th at Pac-12 Championships)
USC 10, UCLA 0
Men’s Track & Field (0-1 series loss)
USC 10, UCLA 0
Women’s Track & Field (0-1 series loss)
USC 10, UCLA 0
Women’s Sand Volleyball (0-0 – no head-to-head matchups, no Pac-12 Championship)
UCLA 0, USC 0

 

21 thoughts on “UCLA Wins Crosstown Cup

  1. AUUUUUUU-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    thanks for the GUMBALL, wolfman!!!

    i feel SO ALIVE!!!!!!!
    (spining with hand outstretched, looking up in sky)

    #AndGettingTINGLY

    • ps…THANKS to YOU wolfman!!! if it wasn’t for you ASKING the QUESTION, we may not have EVER found out who won the Cup!!!

      such is the shock-wave ONE POST from the wolfman creates!!

      #UnsurpassedStreetCred

      • That should go well with all the other “cups” you’ve acquired from the boys.

      • That feeling is the result of your overly-restrictive underpants, which are preventing oxygen from getting to your noggin..

        • You speak from experience, Golly-Nerd. Your Wookie costume has the same effect on you.

  2. Hmmm the Times reported bel-air tech’s ‘female’ tennis team had “….all the young dudes carry the news….boogaloo too…carry the news…” lost to Vanderbilt for the NCAA crown – – – fa-mal…ee softball next….

    Hmmm…sniffing….oooohhhh not there…(How dare you WEHO supplicant….not now in front of the peckerhead ‘faux’ shrine you knave you!)…yes there…oh…did I say ‘there’? …hmmm I meant to say….’stop there!’ Yes that’s what I meant….

    Let’s all go to Pauley Pavilion this coming weekend and celebrate the demi-god woodie the peckerhead…we can all take a ‘sachet shante’ through his ‘replicated’ ‘man cave’ and sniff his bouquet of neutered manhood…hmmm …..the peckerhead aka woodie….neutered manhood…..now let’s all sing his favorite hymn to him ready flunkies and Jim Jones suck-ups?

    “Oh come let us adore him…. for all worship this gutless il/elle…for he alone got a waltlz…woodie the peckerhead…chevrolet…

  3. Great point Wolf, bRuins needed 100 pts to win and they claimed the cup with 95 because it’s engrained in their nature to LIE

  4. Funny…. you don’t care about the award (I don’t either), yet you care enough the point out the discrepancy about needing 100 points to clinch the award….so accuracy in reporting DOES matter, right Scott?….. BTW… please take complete ownership of your actions… you wrote “See what happens when you complain?”….change the word YOU to I, then re-read the sentence…..it feels a little different, doesn’t it?….did even a shred of accountability creep into your heart?

  5. why did the schools not play in sand volleyball? Ucla too scared to play our national champions!

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