Diddy fell into a hole during tonight’s BET Awards performance. I’m sure you can fill in your own punch line.
36 thoughts on “Diddy Takes A Fall”
Another great show by a ucla father. You can’t make this stuff up. Is it the Fighting ucla Diddy’s or the Falling ucla Diddy’s? You make the call!
Usually father’s are willing to take the fall for their kids…but in this case it is the kid taking the fall for the father…and another transfer is on the way.
Gravity…. Sucks
Jack, You always appear so uptight, you need to get laid, dude.
Uhhhh…yeah…that’s gonna be a problem.
#CruelAndUnusual
Hey Shirley, why do you little gutties always get so defensive and irked when I talk about bruin dad Diddy? I thought he made you little gutties proud and now you want him kicked out of your family like NFL reject Alosi. Sad times at ucla always bring me down. Sob.
hang in there, Bruh
#I♥Caitlyn
Especially after that irreversible surgery…
He never got that far….gender reassignment surgery requires psyche clearance….talk about anger issues!
SNOOOOOOP! Please show this clown how a real performer does it!!!
What an unfortunate circumstance.
so cal’s tab for Thug Diddy’s persona rehab just went up to $30 million.
Has Sark unloaded his palace yet?
Why do you ask? Are you dreaming of leaving the trailerhoodf? Have you reduced the price of the doublewide?
Does he really live in a mobile home?!?
Yes, Rockie he does. But don’t think of it as a “mobile home”. Think of it as, well, yeah it’s pretty much a mobile home.
More fodder for the blogger’s legion of trolls – Outside USC @ Inside USC
Even more embarrassing than P Diddy was your Wookie costume ripping in the seat during the Florida Super Con Comic Con Best Wookie contest Saturday night, Golly_Nerd.
Dear Mr. Diddy,
My sincere condolences on the loss of your Mojo.
I knew it! I was watching this show with Freddy and i said “Freddy, don’t look now, but I think I see Alosi down there by the catwalk!”
HEY FREDDY!!!!
i call CHEAP SHOT wolfman!! he’s is just doing the splits, DUH!!
#PityDaDiddy
I suppose you’re going to claim that somehow this helps UCLA football’s image?
It helps improve UCLA’s football image as losers.
I can FEEL your anger! It gives you FOCUS! It makes you STRONGER!
#AskGollyNerd
Chuckie, it’s only a game of football so no need to get angry over something so trivial.
I am STRONG, I am INVINCIBLE, I am WOMAN
and…what does the hiring of SCHWARTZNEGER and PETRAUS DO TO YOUR IMAGE AND REPUTATION…..(along with the stupidity AND your glorification of racist CROMWELL)???
fit ung
“We’ll be back!”
Mediocrity is beyond the ability of so cal.
UCLA 38 – so cal 20. Third consecutive dbl digit FB loss for dem figueroa klownster’s.
Has Sark’s unloaded his palace?
Actually…..YES!!! this happens to be a PERFECT illustration of what I’m talkin’ ‘bout!!!
he’s up there moonwalking and such and all the peeps out there are thinking U..C..L..A!!!! Fight Fight Fight!!!
And i suppose YOU are going to claim it’s a pure Coinky-dink that UCLA just signed a FIVE STAR forward for B-Ball??? THAT’S what STEEEET CRED is all about boyeeeeeeeeeees!!!!
#BrilliantPRmove
Life’s a roller coaster ride. You’re down, and then just like that, you’re back up again.
With Diddy being the recording secretary/treasurer of the Cadre, I am sure Mora and Bucket were there to help him up and put some rock solid spin on the “fall”.
There was a dad with a kettle bell.
Who was on his way when he fell.
Said the coach to the man,
We’re your number one fan.
So please will you go to…..
Line?
I heard Diddy is now getting a Handicap placard…just for when he parks at UCLA.
That was especially cruel that they towed your car away Saturday night after you lost your 230th Best Wookie Costume Contest, Golly_Nerd.
Oh, hey its the internet stalker.
Oh, hey, it’s Golly-Nerd, who was banned here because of his obscene posts but came back with three different sock puppets (The One The Only, John Wooden and Veritas) with which to stalk Scott Wolf. Are you wearing your “Fire Scott Wolf Shirt” today? Or is today wash day?
Another great show by a ucla father. You can’t make this stuff up. Is it the Fighting ucla Diddy’s or the Falling ucla Diddy’s? You make the call!
Usually father’s are willing to take the fall for their kids…but in this case it is the kid taking the fall for the father…and another transfer is on the way.
Gravity…. Sucks
Jack, You always appear so uptight, you need to get laid, dude.
Uhhhh…yeah…that’s gonna be a problem.
#CruelAndUnusual
Hey Shirley, why do you little gutties always get so defensive and irked when I talk about bruin dad Diddy? I thought he made you little gutties proud and now you want him kicked out of your family like NFL reject Alosi. Sad times at ucla always bring me down. Sob.
hang in there, Bruh
#I♥Caitlyn
Especially after that irreversible surgery…
He never got that far….gender reassignment surgery requires psyche clearance….talk about anger issues!
SNOOOOOOP! Please show this clown how a real performer does it!!!
What an unfortunate circumstance.
so cal’s tab for Thug Diddy’s persona rehab just went up to $30 million.
Has Sark unloaded his palace yet?
Why do you ask? Are you dreaming of leaving the trailerhoodf? Have you reduced the price of the doublewide?
Does he really live in a mobile home?!?
Yes, Rockie he does. But don’t think of it as a “mobile home”. Think of it as, well, yeah it’s pretty much a mobile home.
More fodder for the blogger’s legion of trolls – Outside USC @ Inside USC
Even more embarrassing than P Diddy was your Wookie costume ripping in the seat during the Florida Super Con Comic Con Best Wookie contest Saturday night, Golly_Nerd.
Dear Mr. Diddy,
My sincere condolences on the loss of your Mojo.
I knew it! I was watching this show with Freddy and i said “Freddy, don’t look now, but I think I see Alosi down there by the catwalk!”
HEY FREDDY!!!!
i call CHEAP SHOT wolfman!! he’s is just doing the splits, DUH!!
#PityDaDiddy
I suppose you’re going to claim that somehow this helps UCLA football’s image?
It helps improve UCLA’s football image as losers.
I can FEEL your anger! It gives you FOCUS! It makes you STRONGER!
#AskGollyNerd
Chuckie, it’s only a game of football so no need to get angry over something so trivial.
I am STRONG, I am INVINCIBLE, I am WOMAN
and…what does the hiring of SCHWARTZNEGER and PETRAUS DO TO YOUR IMAGE AND REPUTATION…..(along with the stupidity AND your glorification of racist CROMWELL)???
fit ung
“We’ll be back!”
Mediocrity is beyond the ability of so cal.
UCLA 38 – so cal 20. Third consecutive dbl digit FB loss for dem figueroa klownster’s.
Has Sark’s unloaded his palace?
Actually…..YES!!! this happens to be a PERFECT illustration of what I’m talkin’ ‘bout!!!
he’s up there moonwalking and such and all the peeps out there are thinking U..C..L..A!!!! Fight Fight Fight!!!
And i suppose YOU are going to claim it’s a pure Coinky-dink that UCLA just signed a FIVE STAR forward for B-Ball??? THAT’S what STEEEET CRED is all about boyeeeeeeeeeees!!!!
#BrilliantPRmove
Life’s a roller coaster ride. You’re down, and then just like that, you’re back up again.
With Diddy being the recording secretary/treasurer of the Cadre, I am sure Mora and Bucket were there to help him up and put some rock solid spin on the “fall”.
There was a dad with a kettle bell.
Who was on his way when he fell.
Said the coach to the man,
We’re your number one fan.
So please will you go to…..
Line?
I heard Diddy is now getting a Handicap placard…just for when he parks at UCLA.
That was especially cruel that they towed your car away Saturday night after you lost your 230th Best Wookie Costume Contest, Golly_Nerd.
Oh, hey its the internet stalker.
Oh, hey, it’s Golly-Nerd, who was banned here because of his obscene posts but came back with three different sock puppets (The One The Only, John Wooden and Veritas) with which to stalk Scott Wolf. Are you wearing your “Fire Scott Wolf Shirt” today? Or is today wash day?