Not only does USC open practice Saturday, it is the start of the English Premier League season. Who wins the league? Chelsea? Manchester City? Arsenal? Manchester United? It’s harder to pick than the Pac-12!
Can Liverpool or Tottenham break into the top four? Who gets relegated?
Weekend fixtures are after the jump:
SATURDAY
Man Utd v Tottenham 4:45 a.m.
Bournemouth v Aston Villa 7 a.m.
Everton v Watford 7 a.m.
Leicester v Sunderland 7 a.m.
Norwich v Crystal Palace 7 a.m.
Chelsea v Swansea 9:30 a.m.
SUNDAY
Arsenal v West Ham 5:30 a.m.
Newcastle v Southampton 5:30 a.m.
Stoke v Liverpool 8 a.m.
MONDAY
West Brom v Man City 12 p.m.
All times PT
What is the Klown U men’s soccer team pre-season ranking?
LoL
Soccer?– Isn’t that a sport women play.
Give me American football any day of the week.
But only when your wife says it’s ok to watch.
Is there any chance of YOU getting relegated? You get the Premier League Channel, yet you’re too cheap to spring for the Pac-12 Network? Will Man U being wearing alternative uniforms this season? Can Chelsea live up to the hype? It’s harder to pick than my nose!
Our men don’t play that fruitcake sport at USC. You must be mistaken UCLA’S men.
But Klown U has Sand Volleyball team. Klown U excels in thin competition sports.
Scottie, first of all, soccer is not a sport. It is entertainment. Second, how can you put an entertainment puff piece on a USC column? Maybe you should work for the Daily News Entertainment page covering soccer. In the Webster’s dictionary, they define sport as hand eye coordination. Yes, that would make golf a sport, but not soccer.
wolfman, even the CADRE has to step back sometimes in utter AWE of your blogging skills. and this is a prime example of the kind of brilliant multi layered post that journalism students will be studying for decades to come. ok let’s break this down:
first, you slyly hit the Buddies in the crotch with the embarrassing truth about their lack of a soccer team!!
this is turn (as designed) starts a flood of faux-machismo comments suggesting the rest of the world is less manly than the US because they DON’T have soccer!! which on it’s face is absurd given the empirical data that shows US men are probably the LEAST “manly” of the technically advanced countries!! this of course is based on the fact American men are fat, lazy and procreate at a Negative rate! plus, most of them can’t even attempt to copulate without the assistance of a fistful of prescription drugs!!! whatta bunch of ” ̶S̶t̶u̶d̶s̶” i mean Puds!!!
#MasterfulManipulation
Blog posts are fun to read. Sometimes I get bored of them when they are too long.
my comments are aimed at the wolfman and the Cadre. i.e., people with enormous INTELLECT.
what can i tell you Whahn? stick to Twitter. it’s designed for teens and kids with VERY SHORT attention spans!! this is a rough and tumble blog where Dummies get TRAMPLED!! not everyone is cut out for this joint!!
#SayHiToJethRahRah
Where is your good friend Jethrahrah?
Our ranking in the fat index is sure to go down now that we are in the post Joe Mcdonnell era.
Does the empirical data also show that one US man spends waaaaaaaay too much time on a USC website posting childish jabs from dozens of user names?
That doesn’t make us look good.