Steve Sarkisian Update

A Fox source says that for at least three games on Fox Sports 1, there will be a three-man booth with Steve Sarkisian, Petros Papadakis and Justin Kutcher. Who will be the first media writer to describe Sarkisian as delivering sober commentary?

26 thoughts on “Steve Sarkisian Update

          • I hear ya, gt22. According to reports, Sarkisian regularly went to rallies, practices and even games while “ill.” The ensuing negative publicity hurt the University immeasurably. He is now in the process of securing a considerable pay out for his past ‘contributions.’ To see USC fans insist, under the circumstances, on showing him continued allegiance constitutes, in the sly words of the late Gore Vidal, “…a whole new thing…”

  1. “Petros brings a well-rounded knowledge of the game and a full-plate of football experience. He devours the media guide and is always hungry for more.”

    – Media Writer

    • Boom!
      Sark will earn his money when he’s on a road trip and in the booth with Petros. Imagine the vibes in that booth.

      • Sark should get on his hands and KNEES and plant a smooch on Petros’ rear end, if truth be told!! i suspect he got the job only after Petros agreed to work with him.

        #UltimateStreetCrud…er..CRED

  2. Wow, going from leading one of the top football programs to booth announcer for a WVU game. Which step is this?
    #didscottdrink?

  3. Anyone using “sober” to describe Sarks commentary will be doing so in attempt to be funny/ironic & it will be an epic fail. The man embarrassed himself/his school/ his team and his family. He did not commit a heinous crime. Give the guy a break and wish him well in his recovery.

  4. Way to trip over yourself in an attempt to make a bad joke and inventing some non-existent “media writers” who, in some alternate universe, pen scathing reviews of guys doing color commentary on regional college football broadcasts. Your schtick is probably the closest thing to this, although it mostly reads as symptomatic of your overt pettiness, rather than an actual job.

  5. I promise Sark will be totally wasted on the third broadcast. If they don’t tell him to just sleep it off in his dressing room/park bench.

  6. Well we Petros is gonna keep his awkward looks to the camera at a minimum because he’s gonna be kissing Sark’s butt all game. And if Sark gets in Petros face reeking of Heineken’s then Petros will go into how the USC program needs a new leader and that his dad is the greatest Trojan of all time and that OJ was driving to his house with AC. Damn, you would think the producers would of notice that weird creepy “I’m not crazy” look into the camera. I have to admit Petros is someone who you love to hate, but he’s also like that weird dog who stunned to the front yard and he just won’t stop making laugh.

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