Defensive tackle Noah Jefferson, who has not played since the Alabama game because of a shoulder injury, did not practice this week because of a personal issue in Las Vegas. He will not attend the Utah game.
Helton spent five minutes after practice with Adoree Jackson reviewing offensive plays. It’s desperate times, man.
Where’s Noah?
(chortle)
the “where’s Mique” line CONTINUES to come back to crotch stomp the hapless trOXan Dummies!!!
which reminds me….remember last year when our Atlanta GA mama’s boy Roquan Smith decommitted and the trOXans laughed it up???? well looky looky, now THEIR GA momma’s boy is headed home!!!
HAWR-HAWR!!!
#Where’sE.J.?????
Is Mique at least alive?
Go see Thuc Nhi…he’s red shirting.
#NoBiggie
For BYU?
we all know he’s a prima donna. but so was the Boz…..and Manti was another love lorn kid who could ball. kid’s gotta huge upside. Mora’s no dummy, he’ll let him redshirt, baby him and cross his fingers.
Ummmm….no he’s not.
Check his tweets!
He’s not even practicing!
If the Miquester is RS’ing he doesn’t need to practice.
Don’t get it twisted! Those are not the standard rules! He has special permission from the chimp! There is a difference!
Totally different situation.
Mora LIED to a kid so he would sign a letter of intent. Slimeball, scumbag type of status by Mora.
The Hall of Fame type of Bruin stuff.
No hi didn’t. And the kid isn’t in the mix for the Bulldog”s.
LOL!
Sure. Sure pal.
Sam,
Shouting insults from a burning building won’t put out the fire.
#troyisburning
Uh oh,
The Stanford Cardinal are up next for 0-8 UCLA.
Seriously???? O-8????
Sam,
You suffer from the same denial and misdirection syndrome as Jacquie.
When you lose an argument or can’t respond, you change the subject. I am going to do you a favor and enroll you in the same 12 step program for those with chronic denial complex that I enrolled Jacquie in.
First step: admit you have a problem:
Repeat after me: “I am a Clown College Fan”
J,
Spin this in any direction you want to. Come Saturday UCLA will be a devastating 2-2 and will have lost to Stanford for the 9th straight time. Wow, the 9th straight time?
If that happens, it will probably be the only happy football story of your weekend.
And the normal yearly smack on the behind for you.
Where’s Mique?
Tell all Mique!!!!
Where’s Mique?
I believe he’s attending UCLA classes.
Problem:
If Mique thinks UCLA football is pressure, wait until he gets into UCLA academics.
I have a sick, sinking feeling thst SC Football is literally on its last legs. I suspect this will be the year it all crashes and burns, leaving it to be the Rice of the Pac-12…
USC always comes back. It’s just a waiting game for us fans.
It’s desperate times? But at the beginning of the season you were asking why Adore wasn’t being utilized.
The time is really hog heaven for Scott Wolf. If Helton breaths there’s a chance to criticize.
Everybody is so focused on Helton they are forgetting the game. If Clay has a BM Tmz has someone analyzing it for gluten…
Sad.
Personally i like Helton as a person but sometimes people are better as Assistants than a Head Coach
The problem is that he was never very good as an assistant
The problem is most everybody well-connected to football already had this figured out while Helton was an asst and before he was scooped up by Nikias as the newest unqualified USC savior. What a lot of the national media never focus on is Nikias’ huge involvement in Helton’s hire. It all started right at the very top, “Inmates running the asylum” created the current USC situation.
Every day we hear a new reason about why a different player is at home, leaving the program, upset with coaching or under investigation. Helton has no control. He made the players his buddies and they think he’s just a dude, not a good coach.
He wasn’t even a good assistant. That is really baffling.
Clay Helton was a figure head offensive coordinator, and quarterback coach, and appeared to be a gofer for the most part. Which is why I found it to be hilarious, that rumor had him going to Memphis as their head coach…Really ? Only Pat Haden would believe something stupid like that, because he never did any research on coaches.
I truly believe that once Haden realized how hard being the A.D. at a school like USC is He wanted no part of it. He stayed on because his giant ego loved the perks and prestige of the position.
Football isn’t about liking or disliking coaches, its about results, and USC isn’t seeing results.
If you still have a chance to watch College Football Live today on ESPN, don’t miss it. They have a giant segment on The Troubled Trojans – Where Did USC Go Wrong. Very enlightening, humorous and foreboding. Nobody can really keep from laughing at the Trojans. Just the way it is.
Nikias and Haden, stupid to the core re football admin. The Kiffer, Sark and Helton – all soft, weak and never should have been given the fully inbred USC job.
Can Swann, another inbred USC dude, fix it? Many think not. At least not quickly.
When Pat Haden gave Lane Kiffen, and basketball coach, Kevin O’Neill that extra year, that neither one of them deserved, then I sensed he was a indecisive, spineless, Idiot athletic, administrator. And guess what ? He proved me correct .
Idiot?
Ouch!
So you’re saying, Clown College?
Fortunately, USC’s baby cross-town rival is ucla, probably the nation’s most underachieving football program of all time.
Helton still killed you PED Protector Uers 40-21. ucla is always somebody lower on the L.A. totem pole. Thanks for playing.
Helton certainly strikes fear in the hearts of all who face him. He is the master of the game and few are his equal.
In the interim, Mora is 3-4 against Clown College and SoCal can’t seem to shake that nickname.
As I have said many times before, you will one day look back at the Kiffin years as The Good Old Days.
PS. what are the odds Helton makes it to the UCLA game?
Better than the odds that Payola Klemm has stopped cheating for ucla.
Can’t wait for Saturday and 9-0.
Then on 11/19 Gomer will take down The Chimp yet again, just like last time. Who needs to be a master to hammer ucla? ucla hasn’t won a Rose Bowl since ’86. Master? The only master in ucla’s vocabulary is master of futility – the little gutties. Lose On! Go Cardinal!
Yes, I just watched it, and the guys on College Football Live, just spent the first 10 minutes of the show going all in on USC. ..lol I hope Pat Haden was watching, and Lynn Swann, too for that matter.
I’ll send Swann the DVR recording on email!
Subject line: DO SOMETHING!!!
At least 2 out of 3 said USC’s still a great job. It was a good little argument there. I think Paul Finebaum got backed off pretty good by the other two.
But overall, USC got objectively taken to the woodshed – like we deserve!
I doubt it. “St Pat” is probably still busy looting the “his” foundations endowment
You can’t hire the weakest link of the two previous coaching staffs, who was mentored by two FOOLS, then turnaround, and expect different results. What kind of imbecile does that ?!!!
But the rah rahs on this board were all predicting greatness for the team under Helton.
Yeah, as always, until they got hit in the mouth
Tee Martin needs to be coaching WR’s full time. They use to be the best coached position on the team. They are the worst this year.
Jackson is having a great year on D. Leave him be. Bringing him in for 5 plays a game is not going to fool anybody. Move JuJu around – try reverses, change routes, put him in the slot, etc. anything. BTW, don’t they have speed merchants in Dominic Davis, Trevon Sydney. They could include Jalen Greene more in the 3 receiver sets to keep the D honest as he is not only fast but would make the defense take note of the pass option out there.
agent13, I assume USC isn’t paying you a cent to coach Trojan receivers and yet USC’s Receivers Coach Tee Martin hasn’t a clue what you are talking about. Same goes for Head Coach Helton..
You got it
Agent13..I like your style. USC offense does not have two cents worth of imagination .
***RED ALERT***
***CODE RED***
Rumor is EJ Price punched Clay Helton in the face. I didn’t believe it when I first heard it a couple of days ago, but it’s really picked up steam.
I believe it now.
***Clay Helton has lost control of this program!***
The asylum has gone stir crazy!
Yep. I can’t fu**ing believe how bad it’s gotten.
I was chatting with an older alum who graduated in 1963. He is in the same circles as the trustee’s. There are some very unhappy campers with a lot of money and power. His understanding is Helton will not be here in 2017.
The chatter is also that Helton may not last past October. Not because of the losing, but the circus surrounding the program.
That is correct, Swann has someone in mind to keep watch on the program from his nfl days should a change happen soon.
GETS A LARGE PAYOUT
What a bone head move by Haden giving Helton a 5 year contract. Haden is the devil’s minions.
Problem is we hear this every year.
And it was the BOTs who along with Nikias named Helton is the next unqualified USC failure.
Just maybe we need a new method, one that works this time.
He’d be dead.
#GlancingBlow
That’s what he actually said. I don’t believe him. I think he actually punched Helton. At first it sounded like they were denying it, but now it sounds like it happened
Source? Gomer’s face didn’t look like it had a mark on it which you think you’d see from a punch from a 350 pounder.
A person familiar with the situation says nothing happen. I tend to believe her, she works for Lynn.
No disrespect to you and your friends. It probably didn’t come to punches, but at this point I don’t think they would tell a soul anything close to the truth with the program
True, but EJ’s transfer was granted with no issues. Kid was home sick.
Why would even aggravated homesickness cause a giant man to want to punch out his jolly yuk, yuk coach? We obviously don’t know jack about what’s going on at SC.
Change is coming.
Swann’s already telling Gomer what he wants to see done.
Anything else you can divulge about other changes and timing?
I know, Swann wanted Sam starting and AJ on offense. From what I know, Helton was on campus having lunch today and my friend who works in the Athl Department said when he returned Swann was waiting for him, she said “D”. Clay looked stressed out after his meeting with Lynn.
Nice. Anything to wipe that grin off Gomer’s face makes me happy.
Lol.. I wonder if Lynn allows him on the plane should they lose. (jkg). Helton will never get a HC gig, he needs to refocus and set down with experienced OC’s and learn to better coach.
I really don’t think Swann will pull a Capper and fire Helton during the season, unless something bizarre happens.
Also several players mentioned re: leaving the program are tweeting they are not leaving USC. The common read was please don’t read into the rumors, the people writing it have baseless info. I am a Trojan for life.
I seen that. It’s just too hard to believe anything positive at this point. We’re in trouble.
According to Papadakis, there was a verbal altercation with a female member of the administrative staff after the Stanford game.
According to…
Reddit
FightOn247
I can’t post the link, but my cousin just sent it to me about 30 minutes ago.
Check Helton out at Utah to see if he wears big sunglasses, a hoodie and hides behind a clip board.
#clowncollege
HAWR-HAWR!!!!
the Cadre foretold everything that is now happening before our eyes!!!
1) 1-3 start
2) Maxie starting (and failing)
3) Hell-TON not lasting the season (more specifically, we predicted trOXans would be screaming for his head by game 4)
4) wolfman finally gets his Pulitzer
#ThreeOuttaFourAintBad
It was probably a micro-aggression.
What was once just sarcasm is now considered aggression.
EJ just needs a “safe place”.
This is what AYSO has done to our kids.
Wow.
Reports say Tee Martin busted in to a players only team meeting on the plane ride home and started to point the finger and blame individual players.
Saw that yesterday. As they say Sammy, S**t rolls downhill.
Please don’t hate me, but my early prediction for Friday…
Utah 27
USC 20
PS. I would love to be wrong.
You’re not. It’s another “L”.
Just keeping it 100!
I have a feeling if we win, it won’t have anything to do with coaching.
It’s a very loud stadium! Expect a ton of false starts!
We cancelled our trip after the Bama game. And we don’t have a very good history of playing games during the week.
Enjoy the game on tv like the rest of us! You can always change the channel when it starts getting ugly!
Yep
Per FighOn 247….
According to Joe Katt, Chip Kelly wanted the USC job and made contact with Haden.
I believe the most intriguing moment was when Haden met with Helton to offer the job as HC. There’s ‘Capper’ – stoic, eyes fixed on the latest ‘find’….a candidate whose wildest dreams are about to be realized. The offer is made with the stentorian cadence all patricians have honed by watching Laurence Olivier then the elixir of power flowing through the ‘Capper’ as he watches the latest stooge totally in his thrall.
The meeting concludes….the ‘squire’ has now been raised to knighthood and sent to the stables to collect his ‘stuff’ to move into the ‘manse’ penthouse.
Then the ‘Capper’ confirms with his soul mate JK and the repartee is the latter stroking the hair of the former telling him what a smart move that was. The ‘Capper’ rises from his oak desk looks JK in the eye and intones how hard he (Capper) has worked…no one can even begin to understand the stress this takes on a ‘committed’ soul such as he and then the reality sets in…..
A cheap publicity stunt to deflect how truly I the ‘Capper’ has totally imploded USC’s football program but man the scratch I got is sweet and giving that $800k to JK was another sign I know how to staff a program or what? Now there’s my ‘due’ from that educational foundation – not much but I’ve been able to show ‘my’ magnanimous stripe there too by ‘helping’ my sister–in-law and daughter….am I something else or what?
Can’t wait for September 3rd and that game with AL – 2016 is where and when everything comes together and I can totally focus on the Coliseum.
This was truly your finest work.
Thanks Bob ‘….praise from Caesar is praise indeed!’