USC Hires Professor Tirebiter

Professor Beau

USC has hired Professor Beauregard Tirebiter as a full-time facility dog, which is similar to a therapy dog. Tirebiter, who is a black goldendoodle, works with groups of people/students out of the Student Health Center. He even has a twitter account. Can he coach football too?

The professor’s name is an homage to George Tirebiter, who I wrote about here.

23 thoughts on “USC Hires Professor Tirebiter

  1. Oh does that ‘dawg’ ever look so festive or what… all that’s missing is a ‘beret’ and a ‘Erik’ cigar….touch me there…..

    • There’s a film project being shopped in Hollywood that illustrates the story of GT to the transition to Traveler in 1961.

      • So they’ve gone ‘multi-racial’ on the new 2016 version of George Leroy Tirebiter? Hmmm I’d say kickin’ in the ‘festive’ angle will please Haden and get Geffen to chip in. …. maybe the ending will be ‘Traveler’ kicking ‘Georgie’ across Childs Way?

    • Westwood Rob,

      TOOL is fu**ing awesome. Maynard rules! My top 3-4 bands all time. I’ve never seen them live, but I’ve seen A Perfect Circle twice. I missed all my chances to see them. I WILL THEM LIVE BEFORE I AM GONE!

      • I was actually telling the truth about seeing Tool at the Grand Olympic Auditorium (goldendoodle jokes aside). I think it was spring of 1995. They must have still been touring to support Undertow. They had the creepiest videos back in the day.

        • I believe u. I have the Tool box service with the Live CD and Video Cassette of the Tool Videos so it’s old.

  2. hey wolfman, remember when the Bruins DOG-NAPPED the original George the Tirebiter, and shaved the letters UCLA on his A$$??? then he was dropped off at the police station is a “drugged and confused state”???

    now THAT was FUNNY!!!!

    HAWR-HAAAAAWR!!!!!!!

    for the RECORD, if anything happens to this new pooch, the CADRE had NOTHING to do with it!!!

    #WeDon’tKnowNuthin’

  3. Tom Herman(USC next coach) running the spread offense to perfection. Univ. of Houston over Connecticut 42-7!

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