Clay Helton Named Grand Marshal Of Long Beach Grand Prix

Win a Rose Bowl, became Grand Marshal of the Long Beach Grand Prix. If you think I will not a sarcastic comment, I will not, because the Grand Prix is Zzzzzzzzz.

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  • TireBiter

    “If you think I will write in English I will not.”

    • UtahTrojan

      Blogger is so jealous he can’t even write in proper English. Oh wait, he never can.

    • 04Trojan

      He probably also meant to write, “become.”

  • Alvarado

    Mora ever act as a ‘MC’? Come to think of it did Donahue? Just sayin’ there isn’t a great groundswell these past 30 years for anything hailing out of bel-air tech cept’ they’re next to the wealthiest enclave in the City of the Angels but wear their ‘for the people’ cape 24/7.

  • Jaime

    If you think I will write a complete sentence or coherent thought, I will NOT.

  • schammer47

    CONGRATULATIONS, COACH HELTON !!! YOU EARNED IT, unlike blogger SW…………

  • All I can hey, is Wulf, you are a screw SC guey, I just loove the way you writ.

  • Jethro G Sabbath

    I’ll try to play along:
    Wolf, I definitely thought you would a sarcastic comment.

  • 04Trojan

    Let’s try formulating correct sentences first before we dive into sarcasm.

  • 2DubNetShredder

    Not to be critical but Zzzzzzzzz should actually be ZZZzzz. . .

  • Arthur Jury

    Indy car racing is 10x the sport of football and the drivers are 100x athletes over other sports. Drivers have heart rates over 200 bpm for 2 to 3 hours straight with hyper concentration. Make a mistake in football? Drop a pass, fumble the ball, miss a tackle… Maybe the opponent scores but you live. Make a mistake at 200 mph and you’re DEAD.

    Gen X slackers that can’t write English or form a proper sentence will never understand. Millennials who have never fixed or driven a car and play computers all day don’t get it and ultimately the sport is fading with the times.

  • Pasadena Trojan

    Scooter, the Long Beach Grand Prix is way mo’ beta than the World Cup soccer game or the toilet bowl soccer cup or any soccer game. Scooter, learn something about the sport of car racing.

  • grave soul

    Geez, how did he graduate with a degree in journalism. Whoops…never mind.

    #MakesSense

  • Pete

    Way to go CH.