No Depth Chart

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This is usually the day USC produces a depth chart as spring practice comes to a conclusion. But USC says Clay Helton will not be doing a depth chart. He probably doesn’t want to offend any players. I might do one on my own instead without all the annoying “or” between two players’ names when the coaches don’t want to pick a starter.

31 thoughts on “No Depth Chart”

  1. Please do a depth chart, Scott! Clay is on record as saying he will defer to your seasoned intuition.
    [By the way, I just read on another site that, if your poll indicates fans are disappointed that the affair held on Saturday isn’t a “real” scrimmage, Clay is going to switch formats —-and force the injured first stringers to play].
    Keep up the good work!

    • Well at least if true, Mique isn’t being indicted for a felony.

      #JoshShawdeserveabozouHEROstatueforsavinghisnephew

        • No clue, but you could ask Bryce Dixon in about 6 years. As I recall, Mr Dixon acquired other people’s transportation assets w/o upfront cash investment.

          • If I remember right your db needed the time so he lifted the uber drivers watch. Beating up the guy.

            #doesanybodyreallyknowwhattimeitis?doesanybodycare?

          • Don’t forget Cade “the most hated QB in Chicago Bear history” Mcnown and his band of 16 who were found guilty of obtaining handicap cards illegally while attending UCLA.

    • You mean you haven’t been running over to the f uucla blog to read the daily Mique practice updates?

      • Sorry about that, I just can’t seem to give a darn. Is there really a ruin blog? Seems like they’re here more than there.

        • There’s a reason for that: there are more bozo u congenital Rah-Rah halfwits on Inside Toejam deserving acute common sense advice.

          • Yea true, is that Owns putts really an alumn? Even fuucla has got higher standards, no? Got to wonder, always the same diatribe, just running it through different people…sccheisekopfff.

  3. The blogger should coach a team. He seems like the next Belicek or Terry Donahue.

    • Is Mique on anti-depressants? Have team meetings been hard for him to handle? Can’t wait for USC to run over the sensitive young man in November.

  4. What football team has their actual depth chart set 6 months before the season?

    No, what Wolf is asking for is the ‘I need to stay busy writing ‘depth chart.

  5. Blogger depth chart. 1. Nobody. 2. Tokyo rose. 3. Godzilla. 4. Helen keller. 5. Tbd. 6. Jim murrays ghost. 7. Open casting call. 8. Mommie dearest. 9. Scott wolf.

    • 10. Body Bag, JustOwned. Pathetic walk-over……But wait. Academically ineligible. An IQ of a Post Hole…..accepted to LA’s Public College.

  6. I believe USC runs the table with no ‘bye’s commencing 2nd September to 18th November 2017 and then takes down the Pac-12 north champ at Levi on the 2nd December 2017 – I truly do esp. w. no OR or WA (save for the Pac-12 CG) and getting last year’s ‘favorite child’ Western MI ‘sans’ their nutzo coach (now @ MN) as well as Tom Herman’s TX – 1st year along with ‘The Princess’ on 21st October at So. Bend – that only game appears to be the sole roadblock and Kelly looks and acts as clueless as Mora does in his off season moves.

    We have a truly great chance to stick it to the SEC if the Big 10, Big 12 and ACC produce top tier teams and AL’s in-house pschopath (Sabin) goes completely off his meds “…where is the former USC assistant I can yell at?!!!???”

    20 weeks from tomorrow the campaign begins and let’s see what Helton has learned by then to prepare for what should be a reasonably decent schedule but certainly all winnable games.

  7. ‘I might do one of my own”
    That means I might look at a few other SC websites and decide on one.

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