Lance Armstrong Doesn’t Get It

I’m not going to post the profanity-laced tweet from Lance Armstrong regarding USC’s NCAA-mandated vacating of the loss to Texas in the 2006 Rose Bowl.

“Negative USC, we were there. You lost the game fair and square,” Armstrong said in the less-profane part.

Is this the guy who should be talking about winning things fair and square? He literally is the poster boy for breaking the rules. He obviously has learned his lesson.

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  • Paul Muad’dib

    If I lost a testicle, I’d be angry too.

    • USC jojo

      Can you blame him? He’s half the man he used to be.

      • Gabby

        That’s funny also

    • Gabby

      That’s funny

    • Peaceful Warrior

      That might explain Own’s also

  • Michael Guarino

    Steroids mess with your social skills.

  • 04Trojan

    Maybe someone who has a twitter account (I’m looking at you, Flow) should respond and let him know that he’s misinformed.

    #whereischaz?
    #whereisbrutus?
    #radiosilent

  • JBKayak

    He’s a Texan, what is he supposed to say

  • Gabby

    HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!

    The Texas fanbase should be embarrassed of this guy

  • Ed Garrett

    probaly oxygen derived cuz he spent to much time on the moon.

    • Michael Guarino

      Kudos, Ed. Only one person in ten knows that Neil smuggled his little brother Lance to the moon……

      • Pasadena Trojan

        LMAO, that is funny.

        • Michael Guarino

          Ed =funny.

      • Pudly76

        Probably where he lost that nut.

        • USC Heisman 7

          Lol

      • Ed Garrett

        whose neil?

        • Michael Guarino

          Watch the movie, Ed.
          #smdh

  • UCLA Dynasty

    Some people see the sack as half full and some see the sack as half empty.

    • Michael Guarino

      AT LAST! A genuine Bruin contribution to the marketplace of ideas!

  • USC Heisman 7

    Nutless Lance .. Lol.. Like your word means anything..

  • Golden Trojan

    4-0 or 4-1 either way we own the Longhorns. Come Saturday we will have them by their half filled scrotol sac yet again!

  • Michael Guarino

    Wrong. Texas will have 10 to 15 thousand unhappy, disappointed and embarrassed fans.

    • 88 Straight

      Texas just doesn’t have the players they had in the game that never happened. I also maintain it is easier to pedal on one of those sac crunching bicycle seats with one nut as opposed to two.

      • Michael Guarino

        Alright, 88, you’ve won me over —-I’m ready to concede that the past DID happen.
        #F.ScottFitzgeraldWouldBeProud

        • 88 Straight

          The first sign of maturity will be to pick and choose what you remember. I’m now married 37 years by utilizing that technique and by picking and choosing what I hear.

          • Michael Guarino

            I’d say that’s fairly brilliant, 88. I’m still at the stage where I —-unfortunately —-hear everything.

          • 88 Straight

            Ah, but I don’t have a hearing problem. It’s training yourself not to listen that is key! It’s good for many things, including but not limited to family relationships and UCLA football.

  • Pasadena Trojan

    Funny from a man who cheated and lied and yet has said he was sorry. So does that mean he never lost a race due to his steroid problem? If that is the case, did he ever compete? Reggie needs to apologize to USC for screwing up. SC might or might not accept the apology, but he needs to man up.

  • Brutus Beefcake

    of course Lance has no streed cred, but this DOES bring up the fact that SC’s big mouthing about this subject has the UT fan base and players all riled up. muy peligroso .

    #ForrestWhitaker
    #RidgemontHigh

    • USC Heisman 7

      I’d not worry about USC, Your ruins have not beaten a viable opponent ..

      #Heisman7
      #USCalum

      • Michael Guarino

        Yeah. Exactly. Who cares if they’e riled up?!
        #StanfordWasRiledUp

    • 04Trojan

      There he is. Hey, Chaz.

      • Brutus Beefcake

        chaz? like Cher’s kid??

        • 04Trojan

          No. Like you, Charlie (Chaz) Bucket, Flow’s secret boyfriend.

        • Arturo

          At the very least, you share his wit.

          #yhablasespanoltambien

    • j metaphor

      People on ludes should NOT drive!

  • marvienna

    Tim Tessalone mentioned that he has documentation from the NCAA statistics person on how to acknowledge these games.

    If Texas fans are pissed (they have a right to be; I would be too, I don’t blame Texans at all) then they should direct their anger at the NCAA people.

    USC fans know they lost. Trojans aren’t happy about it but Trojans know the record is 4-1 regardless of what the hypocritical NCAA sad sacks say.

    • Grammymb

      In the notes USC says they’re 4-0 then in parenthesis RIGHT AFTER note that the loss was vacated. Fake news. Move along.

  • Jack B

    Much ado about nothing. It’s just an NCAA technicality that means nothing, except to prove that college football fans are insanely passionate and history/tradition matters big-time in CFB.

    USC is 4-1 against TEXAS, soon to be 5-1. i’ll take it. Another lopsided winning series margin over a true CFB heavyweight.

  • Rock2112

    Anybody who doesn’t see the humor in the NCAA requiring us to disclaim one of our most heartbreaking losses because WE were penalized is a lost cause! It’s a hilarious new addendum to the huge joke that was the NCAA’s USC Sanctions. They are so bass ackwards in Indy that they can’t even figure out how to account for vacated wins while leaving losses in place! It already took the sting off a bit to know that beating Vince Young would have been vacated anyway. Anyway, we move on. Fight On and beat the Longhorns!

  • j metaphor

    I’m with you on this one, Wolfman. Used to be a big Lance fan until I found out he cheated. Sad how some people and institutions will do anything for fame & money. It’s sad Lance and SoCal disagree, they really have so much in common. SoCal is just lucky they didn’t get the lifetime ban that Lance did.
    #PedelOn!

    • Jack B

      Poor Wimp Boy. I notice you refused to pick a ucla victory over big bad USC in November. No surprise there.

      You’re already quaking in your boots and too gutless to predict a victory for you beloved crap little gutties.

      What’s it like rooting for a doormat team that never even has a shot at winning a conference championship? Can you put it into words or is it too hard to express without your meds?

      • Pudly76

        Jack, have you considered the ministry or priesthood, perhaps being a shaman. Because I see the light…F’ucla, F’da horns!

      • j metaphor

        Mouth of the Trojans is back!
        Well Jacquie, I predicted victory over A & M and that Rosen would have over 300 yards. I predicted victory over Hawaii and that Rosen would widen the gap between he and Sam.
        I also predicted that SoCal would pummel Western Michigan so I only got one wrong so far. To predict now who will win in November would be stupid given the amount of football left to play before then, but I see being stupid doesn’t deter you.
        # neverhas

        • Jack B

          Hey, Earth to Wimp Boy! I never left. Always here to make you look stupid.

          So, here i go again.

          Wow, you predicted ucla would beat horrible A&M with Rosen throwing for 300. So you thought The Chimp would beat a crap A&M team with the nation’s #1 hot seat coach, Sumlin, on your rented home field and you have absolutely no running game and all you can do is throw 60 times. You really stuck your neck out there Wimp Boy. Hah!

          And Hawaii, another perennial doormat just like you, you beat but sorry, you’re wrong again. Rosen is still behind Darnold in the Heisman race. Rosen didn’t widen any gap whatsoever.

          You did predict your little gutties will beat STAN in Palo Also later this month. Remember, I backed you into that corner. Let’s see what you say after STAN wins its 10th in a row over you little gutties and pummels you as always.

          And you don’t have the guts to predict your sorry little gutties will beat USC in Nov! Too far away, you whine. Really? Not too far away for most of informed America, which isn’t stupid and already knows USC will mop the floor with ucla in Nov. That’s what the wise guys in Vegas already say. Are they stupid too? Sure they are.

          Face it, as always, you’re just too gutless Wimp Boy. Boo hoo.

          • j metaphor

            Wow, what a mouth!
            If you could harness that hot air you could heat South Central all Winter.

          • Jack B

            Keep bending over Wimp Boy. That’s all your good for over here.

            If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen Troll.

            But since you need to hang on a Trojan site for our approval, you and I both know your little gutty FB team stinks compared to the big boys –
            like USC. We own the Rose Bowl. You rent it.

            Go STAN. Beat the little gutties 10 in a row! Ya baby. bruins suxx.

    • USC Heisman 7

      Sam Gilbert U has cheated and continues to cheat..

  • Grammymb

    Lance would give his left nut for a Texas victory. Oh wait…

  • ItsAllAboutTheBall

    There are some that question if this guy even really had cancer