The Latest Line

USC opens as a 15-point favorite over UCLA. This feels like another low-buzz Crosstown Rivalry.

45 thoughts on “The Latest Line

  1. Will Gomer ride Rojo or will he play running back roulette ?
    Will Gomer show a different look in short yardage situations?
    Will Clancy pressure Rosen or will he sit back and rosk getting picked apart ?
    Will Loudmouth Jack Jones behave ?
    Will more than 500 ugly fans show up ?

  2. I already predicted 12-14, so I’ll take that bet.

    The little gutties can’t stop anyone, let alone Darnold, RoJo and all our new emerging receivers. Even our middling-at-best OL shouldn’t have trouble with these gutless little gutties.

    • Gutties give up 303 rushing yards per game, at 6 yards per carry. It seems obvious what the offensive game plan should be – this should be a great game for Rojo.

  3. I love the Trojans half my wardrobe on the weekend is USC. But I think this game is going to be a tossup between whoever has the fewest stupid penalties and whoever gets away with the fewest turnovers.

    • SC should blow them away by ramming the ball down their throat, but this is Gomer & Co, so you might be right

  4. The bruins will bring their ‘A’ game because if they don’t their bowl possibilities are hanging by a thread. Rosen will be better than usual but his problem will be USC’s blitz after the Bruins prove they don’t have a running game.

    bel-air tech commits a lot of personal fouls ‘unnecessary roughness’ ‘face mask’ ‘contact after the play’ and almost always get someone tossed – expect more because it is the only way they can get starters on USC also on the bench.

    5:00 pm is a good start time – NYC doesn’t know what to do with the game as they mock LA incessantly and then have to choose well since they’re the home of ‘the princess” subway alumni they’ll choose bel-air tech but, because they’re really are blunt honest, know US will prevail.

  5. Chosen Rosen is going to add to his legendary season (all time greatest comeback vs Tex A&M) with an upset over the trOXans!!

    i guaran-Fing-tee it!!!

    all we need is a few big plays and the trOXans will fall apart!!

    Rosen will be El Numero UNO draft pick, while Piglet gets his own monogrammed toilet plunger as he joins daddy in the family business!!

    #CleanUpInStallNumber3!!

    • S**t dude, I thought you were on an extended vacation. Since you’ve available, heads 2 and 5 need a scrubbing and more PT,…. use the new stuff, its softer….thanks

      TROLL ON!

        • I certainly don’t think so but with the Shanghai affair looming over UCLA, this is what Bucket has been reduced to doing.

          • Even more telling Mr. Bodine was the fact those three clowns hit three stores on their flocking as they stole – three – Daddy Baller “…ain’t no big thing!’

      • can’t believe i haven’t seen any Free the China Three bumper stickers yet.

        my sources tell me the players told the shopkeepers “bill this to our room”…like you do in Vegas. big misunderstanding.

    • Oh Charlie – are you coming out of semi retirement for this week? Been a tough twelve months for you. What with Hillary, your football team, the China “problem,” etc. your boy Rosen has a big arm and a very small heart. When he loses this week (if he leaves other than by ambulance) will walk toward the tunnel with out exchanging any pleasantries with the Trojans. The NFL is watching. He will not be #1. He is an elite punk.

    • I didn’t know that Santa let grown men sit on their laps and ask for Xmas presents this early in the year. Too bad he isn’t a genie and doesnt perform miracles.

      • You’re talkin’ to Roid Beefcake, a proud, long-time Troll leader with many different names.

        He’s always loved Honker Rosen, probably from as far back as when his nose wasn’t an aircraft carrier.

        That was a great joke about Roid Boy and Santa. I’m still laughing!

    • I’ll try this again while my first post is on hold…

      Welcome back, Charles.

      Question: If Sam and that baby blue QB were in a race, do you think Rosen’s honker gets him the win if it’s a tie?

    • Brute, did you and George Takei ever meet up? When USC beats u convicts of l.a. once again, will you stay away from the board?

  6. Bruins will be fired up and come to play, but will eventually fall apart. They will get a couple big plays, but their defense can’t stop anyone. SC 48-21.

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