USC Fact Of The Day

USC’s victory over Utah last night was the Trojans’ first over the Utes since Kevin O’Neill’s last game as coach in 2013.

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  • gotroy22

    Did Michael survive the Hawaiian Missile Attack Saturday?

    • Michael Guarino

      I’m okay, gt —-people pay a lot of money for thrill rides like that at Magic Mountain…..

      • RegalTrojan

        GOLLEE!!! Hawaiian Missile Attack at Magic Mountain would be a true barnstormer, MG!!!

        #GoshWhatDidIJustMiss?

        • Michael Guarino

          What did you miss, Rt? The State of Hawaii’s cracker jack civil defense program in operation…..
          #…They’re”SorryForTheMix-Up”

          • gotroy22

            Was Owns, gray stool or Kissy 86er the bumbling public employee who flipped the wrong switch?

          • Michael Guarino

            Ha! [The Ultimate Nightmare: Owns with his finger on the button]……
            #”Sorry:ItWasAllAMistake”

          • Arturo

            Hey, my friend, I thought of you when I heard about the “Mistake”. Sorry you had to go through that.

          • Michael Guarino

            Thanks for the good thoughts, Arturo. [It was pretty strange watching guys racing from the golf course into the nearly all glass Maui Nui Golf Club Restaurant for shelter]
            .

          • RegalTrojan

            Who knows, GT? Maybe all these anti-SC handles have the common sources as some of these fake rah-rah’s that are desperately trying to kill their boredom through messing around with well-meaning SC folks on here. Free or paid.

          • RegalTrojan

            Could it be linked to some space alien project, too, MG? Is there a Hawaiian counterpart of Area 51? Or at least some remnants from Troy, our Promised Land?

            #SCFootballShouldBeginSoon
            OrI’llTurnIntoAnAlien

          • Michael Guarino

            I know the feeling, RT!

          • RegalTrojan

            Thanks, bro!

          • RegalTrojan

            BTW, MG, what’s your take on USCDAN1986’s claim that Jack Del Rio has already been hired to replace Helton? Do you think there’s any beef in it?

          • Michael Guarino

            My take, RT, is that we should all officially release him from that prediction so that he doesn’t disappear from us when it doesn’t come true.
            #ILikeUSCDAN1986&HeNeedsOurHelp

          • RegalTrojan

            I tend to agree, MG. That’s a rather bold claim to live up to, and no true SC person should be abolished because of one undelivered newspaper.

  • Sandy Underpants

    USC had a basketball program for that long? I figured they would beat Utah every time they played, but was excited to find out we finally got a basketball team. We should be hanging banners en masse in the seasons to come.