Lawyer Carmen Trutanich is keeping a low profile these days, but Tuesday won a $150 milllion judgment in a civil suit. If he can actually collect, Trutanich will make more money than he did defending USC football players.
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Manny said:
What kind of profile is Carmen Trutanich supposed to maintain?
Aaron said:
Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy! He will ill make more money than he did defending USC football players Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!
Now you go!
Herbie Versmells said:
Wolf don't look but your bitter is showing.
tommy's bro timmay said:
What the hell does that mean Scott? That was just obnoxious.
USCBRED said:
Good for him. Maybe he can help contribute to improvements to our Football Facilities with his windfall.
HD said:
....but if he can't collect, he will be forced to return to the defense of USC football players, making him the laughing stock of all things legal. Once this happens, he will turn to a life of crime, more than likely identity fraud or robbing roller rinks....
steve said:
somebody must have an excellent lawyer joke ....now's the time to air it!!!!.....macho man...where are you when we need you???????
Charlie said:
your a clown wolf!!
Alan said:
Oh, I get it! You are inferring that he made a bunch of money from USC because he defended a few USC players when they were in trouble, right? Oh, that's clever! You are so smart! Such a bright guy! How do you come up with such amazing posts? How do you do it? I wish I had 1/10th of your intelligence! I am just floored by how insightful that comment was! And the wit required to make it! I am amazed, sir. Absolutely amazed! To be able to come up with such scathing jokes...you should be on America's Got Talent! Or at least on your own TV sitcom. Perhaps a show about a sportswriter who is SMARTER and FUNNIER than all of the people around him? Maybe with a wacky neighbor who gets into hilarious hijinks? And a beautiful sarcastic wife with a heart of gold? I bet you could even get USC coaches and players to be guest stars, and then you could use your scathing wit to skewer them mercilessly, because you are better than them! It would be so fantastic! But not as fantastic as the joke you made about the lawyer above. It was so fresh and new, and you certainly gave him his comeuppance. Kudos to you, Scott. You are awesome! We should all bow before the awesomeness that is Scott Wolf!
TW said:
"If he can actually collect, Trutanich will make more money than he did defending USC football players."
Wow, the season hasn't even officially begun yet, and you've already made an azz out of yourself.
What? Did I hear a request for the Yoda-of-Rants-Macho-Man to unload one on lawyers?...(ahem)... Why those... toe-sucking, tu-tu-and-toupe-wearing, money-worshiping, standing-outside-the practice-field-in-the-rain-waiting-for-a-USC-player-VULTURES... (drum roll) ... May a beer-keg-drunken Trojan with weak bladder mistake your leg for fire hydrant at next lawyer reunion...
Bottle of Jack Daniel Yoda need now.
Signed,
Y.O.R.
Yoda of Rants
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What kind of profile is Carmen Trutanich supposed to maintain?
Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy! He will ill make more money than he did defending USC football players Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!
Now you go!
Wolf don't look but your bitter is showing.
What the hell does that mean Scott? That was just obnoxious.
Good for him. Maybe he can help contribute to improvements to our Football Facilities with his windfall.
....but if he can't collect, he will be forced to return to the defense of USC football players, making him the laughing stock of all things legal. Once this happens, he will turn to a life of crime, more than likely identity fraud or robbing roller rinks....
somebody must have an excellent lawyer joke ....now's the time to air it!!!!.....macho man...where are you when we need you???????
your a clown wolf!!
Oh, I get it! You are inferring that he made a bunch of money from USC because he defended a few USC players when they were in trouble, right? Oh, that's clever! You are so smart! Such a bright guy! How do you come up with such amazing posts? How do you do it? I wish I had 1/10th of your intelligence! I am just floored by how insightful that comment was! And the wit required to make it! I am amazed, sir. Absolutely amazed! To be able to come up with such scathing jokes...you should be on America's Got Talent! Or at least on your own TV sitcom. Perhaps a show about a sportswriter who is SMARTER and FUNNIER than all of the people around him? Maybe with a wacky neighbor who gets into hilarious hijinks? And a beautiful sarcastic wife with a heart of gold? I bet you could even get USC coaches and players to be guest stars, and then you could use your scathing wit to skewer them mercilessly, because you are better than them! It would be so fantastic! But not as fantastic as the joke you made about the lawyer above. It was so fresh and new, and you certainly gave him his comeuppance. Kudos to you, Scott. You are awesome! We should all bow before the awesomeness that is Scott Wolf!
"If he can actually collect, Trutanich will make more money than he did defending USC football players."
Wow, the season hasn't even officially begun yet, and you've already made an azz out of yourself.
What? Did I hear a request for the Yoda-of-Rants-Macho-Man to unload one on lawyers?...(ahem)... Why those... toe-sucking, tu-tu-and-toupe-wearing, money-worshiping, standing-outside-the practice-field-in-the-rain-waiting-for-a-USC-player-VULTURES... (drum roll) ... May a beer-keg-drunken Trojan with weak bladder mistake your leg for fire hydrant at next lawyer reunion...
Bottle of Jack Daniel Yoda need now.
Signed,
Y.O.R.
Yoda of Rants