Kalyn Keller, a 2004 Olympian who finished fourth in the 800-meter freestyle, quit the USC swim team and dropped out of school this week to train in Michigan, just days before the dual meet with UCLA. We know you don't care, but it's akin to Dwayne Jarrett quitting the football team the week of the crosstown rivalry.
It would actually matter if there was a chance USC could win the Lexus Gauntlet this year, a worthless award concocted to make sponsorship dollars off results between the two rivals.